Who is the best nichijou?
What are the chances that Yukko would get a job in a society that only accepts the best of the best for even the most basic occupation?
You're talking about Japan? Seriously?
Getting a job in Japan relies on taking a company test that consists of Japanese, math, current events/world history, and English. Considering Yukko can't do tests to save her life, the probability of her getting a job are close to zero, especially since prostitution is illegal in Japan.
That's just for salaryman, there's other kind of jobs.
This one of course.
What's a salaryman? I have the general idea of them being the middle aged guys in suits who travel by subway and spend their whole days in a soul crushing job where they'll never get a rise or anything similar, but what do they do?
I bet he's typing from a phone. I put periods instead of spaces all the time when I post from a phone. Although i go back and fix it before posting.
Salarymen are people with jobs that pay a fixed amount rather than an hourly wage. They live in a cubicle all day and are forced to go to office parties and partake in social drinking against their will to avoid being the first people out the door when they need to cut people for budget purposes. Basically, they're people who live in an eternal hell.
It was raining all day, so I walked my dog in the rain and then watched some anime.
Fireworks are banned here too, but that didn't stop anyone from lighting them off.
Played games, watched Chinese cartoons, spent time with a loved one.
Someone post that Nichijou rape doujin where the girls are walking home from school one day, and then get kidnapped by a rapist, and taken to some warehouse, where they get mindbroken and raped, then in the end there's a news article saying that their bodies were recovered, but the rapist was never caught, and it ends in a cliffhanger with a shadow following Annaka home.
Cooked prime rib, shot off some fireworks, drank, and lots of Dota 2.
>Mio's voice is cute, not lewd.
It's extremely lewd
>He doesn't want to hear Mio's raspy moans of pleasure as he rams her against the headboard
I dined on a
veggieburger of socialist values.
Gundere is best nichijou
no nichijou is supposed to tell you that
nothing interesting will ever happen in your life and happy things only exist in cartoons
B-but she poops from there!
I would rather have sex with Mio but Yukko would be the best friend ever.
So I need to choose Yukko.
Mio has no idea what cool is.
My picture is inappropriate for my comment but appropriate for the thread.
I'm not sexualizing the nichijous, I'm just saying that Mio is inherently sexual. She draws yaoi manga for fucks sake.
You are sexualizing it, not me. Yukko just got finished with a hard job of painting. She can't get one of those jobs that requires any kind of "test", so she needs to paint to make some money.
I wonder maybe if I had watched Nichijou in high school I wouldn't have dropped out.
>we'll never see Yukko's plumbers crack
You would need to date her first.
>get on 4chan
>Full of sexualizing
No one is sexualizing any of the Nichijous in this thread.
Except for Mio and her raspy moans of ecstasy.
it's ok anon, you have qt 2d's now
She watched the first few episodes and reccomended it to me.
We planned to watch it together, but I couldn't wait and ended up watching it all by myself.
I'm glad I did, because otherwise watching it would remind me of her, and it would have been ruined for me like Patema Inverted has been.
You realize 80% of it has already been translated right? By the time you learn moon it'll already be 100%
>On the day that celebrates your freedom
Truly land of the free
Mai would leave you and 15 years later tell you it was just a complicated joke that she thought you would understand
Do you think Nano knows how to fix herself? She doesn't even know all of her features.
Yeah, but you're not gonna see any new chapters until the next volume (looking at end of this year, early next year) unless you wanna shell out for the phonebook-sized monthly magazine every month
She has the right attitude to life; letting that which doesn't matter slide.
Mai has the comfiest voice and Nano has the comfiest face.
I wish the two could be combined.
would you apologize to mio?
back when Nichijou aired
>everyone craved nichiporn so much /a/ started drawing their own lewds and every new doujin on sadpanda was followed by hysteria in nichijou threads
>threads taken over by puritians who don't realize only yotsuba is supposed to be pure and force they le do not sexualize nichijous epic maymay
would you pet sakamoto-san?
would you listen to what Mio has to say?
That seems like a pretty shitty reason to hug somebody
you're just a pervert
go away we dont need your lewdness
Why would anyone need a reason to hug a person?
Are you saying hugs don't have any value of their own? That they're just gestures, means to an end?
>We will never get subtitled character songs
I'm Australian so mainly masturbation, playing Bioshock 2 and more masturbation.
Also thinking of buying Putt-Putt Saves the Zoo on Steam because mother fucking Putt-Putt.
Also australian, but I got up stupidly early, played a whole bunch of X-Com to protect freedumbs and did a little translating
But I'd need to get my hands on it first.
and learn moonrunes while I'm at it
But isn't that typical for Japan, for the dad to rarely be seen at all?
Which dad would you want to see? I'd wanna see Takasaki's, I think he'd be a bro, and I can imagine he would see Sakurai and want her to be protected in the same spastic way his son does
How can we ever know if she's serious or just trolling?
Hearing the Fifa team with each game always makes me remember Nichijo uand makes me grin like an idiot.
Kinda expecting to see Yukko, Mai, Daiku and the teacher's little brother with the teams.
>Implying it's not these two fuckers
I would watch a full show about them
Why is everything about Yukko so perfect?
She's no the best, but she is a cutie.
Would you think Hakase would modify Nano to be adult size when She got bigger then her?
I wouldn't, but Hakase is constantly modifying her
I always post her, of course you are not the only one.
I wish I had a cute science teacher like her,
I feel a strong urge to hug her.
>thread dropped to page six in only minutes
She's very huggable.
But most nichijou are.
>that moment she pulls down her hat
My heart couldn't take it.
Why are all the senseis so great?
just how old are most the teachers? they all seem really young.
You need a mogura on your head, anon.
Ate some tri-tip and apple pie and watched some movies with my family.
Cubes are best nihijou.
i never got how these are supposed to work, shouldn't there be holes in them to put hair through
I played S.T.A.L.K.E.R. and celebrated the fact I live on the best continent on Earth.
I grilled some vegetables and a fillet mignon with someone I've known since middle school. We hung around for a bit, then I came home and got shitfaced off vodka and iced tea and watched No Game No Life.
It was a pretty good day, especially with the perfect weather we had here in Ohio.
Somebody get this hothead out of here!
Somebody get this hothead outta here!
When /a/ is in ashes, then you will have my permission for season 2
In case you guys are still in this thread, just came across this.
We need more pictures of Sasahara, that is the only one I have of him
WHERE IS THE NAKAMURA ANON
YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE NAKAMURA
>Cute science teacher doing cute things
>tfw I had a science teacher of just lesser caliber
>mfw I failed her class
>he doesn't have an entire folder of sasahara images
>flat like a brick
trash noun \?trash\
: things that are no longer useful or wanted and that have been thrown away
: a container where people put things that are being thrown away
: something that is very low in quality
Her legs make up for it!
All the characters in Nichijou are desexualized.
How is her being flat as a brick even a problem?
I think it's super cute.
nichijou thread is the best present I could have asked for. of course it's clear that yuuko is best however
there are no worst nichijous
on a side note I've yet to see what the author looks like aside from that picture he supposedly drew of himself.
One of the translators said he might be able to come in and check off some chapters that he's assigned to, so I would wager that more Nichijou will come tonight or tomorrow.
You can always just read the scripts from the Mediafire folder while looking at the raws, for the impatient.
Does anyone remember the name of Sasahara's goat? I keep looking for it, but it has the same name as him, and I just want to make sure that is right.
say someone did have enough money to do this, who would you contact?
Alright, I thought I heard him call it a different name in on of the later episodes.
Mio is a fujoshi and is probably watching Free, while Mai is a yurifag and is probably rewatching Marimite.
Nah mate, she's propably not interessted in either at the moment.
If you want a /u/fag that badly, here take the canon one.
Mai is interested in Yuuko. In the anime the have the scene by the river and a few in the manga. Also in the anime Mai tells Mio that she finds her fujoshi doujin boring. Mai enjoys purity and dislikes smut.
>huge folder of Sasahara images
Sorry anon you might be
gay Or awesome
Why would you waifu her? Nasty skank farts in public.
I have a folder filled with 111 pictures of every character.
But Sasahara takes up the most room
That's so accurate it's almost a self portrait
I looked for the .gif version for so long.