Why are imoutos so great?
They aren't. I have one that is one year younger than me and one that is 5 years younger than me. They're just loud people I used to live with. They were/are occasionally entertaining - usually unwittingly but entertaining nonetheless.
They're usually very selfish and self-centered, that seems to be the case with other people's little sisters as well.
>She's not crazy like Tsukihi
Plus she's got a better body.
So what's with the eggs on their person?
What did i symbolize?
Then I guess crowbars and knives must be classifiable as family love as well.
Gintoki is as onii-san as fuck
Fire sisters are unfairly sexual.
LOWLIFES AND DREGS OF THE INTERNET! KNOW THAT MY IMOUTO IS THE GREATEST IMOUTO IN ALL THE UNIVERSE! TEH REST ARE ALL MERELY PIGS IN SISTERS CLOTHING!
Because they just are.
>Th-This time, you want to do me?
Araragi you lucky piece of shit.
I liked imouto's back before they were cool and had a, practically, daily thread.
My little sister is 4 years younger than me, and she's funny, intelligent, and very selfless. We share a lot of interests and when at family events we usually stick together and keep each other company the whole time.
I'll say it again because I've said it a million times: Every imouto on the planet is not just simply a clone of yours with the exact same personality. Your life experiences are not just copied over into everyone elses lives. Everyone is different, everyone leads different lives. Just because something happens to you doesn't mean it happened to everyone else.
It's like I'm talking to a child or something.
>I'm saying that asserting that all imoutos are shit because yours are doesn't make sense.
No one said that except maybe you just now. Unless in your mind saying all little sisters aren't "so great" and saying you and other people you've known have had annoying ones is the exact same as equating all little sisters to pieces of shit.
Both of these are good because they involve spending good time with her, but I have no TV in my room and no event to take her to. At least at the moment anyway.
This sounds like the plot of a bad hentai but I almost want to try it just to see how it would play out and how she'd react if she thought I was sleepwalking
In the doujin she had hit a homerun during PE and wanted Haru to reward her, or something like that.
>That gangrape NTR doujin was translated but not the second Shadow Sorceress Protocol doujin
>The Second Shadow Sorceress Protocol doujin was translated into fucking SPANISH but not English.
Fine, I'll mention Kirino. I think she'd be excellent if the anime didn't ruin everything.
Every author I've seen (including doujin) have done a better job at making me feel for Kirino than the anime has done, and that's a shame.
After reading the LN, I found that Kirino's story was more fleshed out than the anime. To put it simply, the anime made her look like a cunt and the LN explained why she was a cunt. But I like both Kirinos.
Not him by the way
Of course. I'm a certified expert in imouto tickling. I always go for the armpits first, then when she's on the defensive I have to switch it up and go for something different each time.
It's really not difficult at all. There are literally 3 main series with one 4 episode one. You just have to remember 4 names that are nearly identical. Is that really too much?
Did you try looking at literally the next aired series? There are 4 series, and the Neko Shiro episodes have to be after Neko Kuro, and there's only one series after Neko.
This is pretty fucking basic.
Why wouldnt you love best SAO though
>asks imouto what she would do if I told her I was a siscon
>she says she would disown me
The OP made an over-generalization about sisters. I responded with anecdotal evidence of my own to disprove the generalization with an exception. I further remarked that my own experiences are also shared by other people. I never said sisters couldn't be fun or nice or whatever. Mine are, they just have selfish tendencies. If you couldn't actually garner that from the tone of my post then you're autistic or just a sis-con drone.
Replace "They aren't" with "They aren't necessarily", which is the obvious implication, and you don't have shit for an objection. Learn to fucking read dipshit.
>complaining about shitty imoutos
Just shitty parents.
We talk pretty often. She likes to burst into my room a lot and show me stuff or just chat.
She got pretty close to catching me jerking a few days ago, first that had ever happened with her.
Anons please. It was a split second reaction, I didnt even have time to zip my pants up, just tried to cover it with my shirt the best i could.
She's a good imouto and doesn't snoop, so probably wouldn't do any good.
I feel like she'd just immediately back out and shut the door, probably wouldn't judge. doesn't strike me as that kind of person.
Suppose you were an incest MC? Series is already over and you've chosen to man the fuck up accept your imouto's feelings to make her happy. You've got decent looks, know your way around her body, which is quite noticeably developed and desirable to many unfortunately, and can even put up a good fight if you have to. You also have a couple of friends who are former delinquents and not afraid to get their hands dirty for their bro. How would you prevent faggots from even attempting NTRshit?
>want a imouto or little sister figure in y life more than anything
>know that i would be a terrible brother
>people are literally so excited to see their favorite imoutos mentioned that they will ignore all other context of the post and start posting pictures and befriending people who mention them
Imoutos inferior, as proven by my totally scientific poll taken last night when both an onee-san and imouto thread were up.
No, she lives with my dad and I live with my mom and family. I'm stuck babysitting my faggot ototo and I can't go because I'm going back to trade school and living there for another 2-3 months till I graduate.
>tfw family came over
>the only blood related relative was my uncle and his brother who had two daughters
>they're about to leave
>tells his daughter to kiss me goodbye
>it was a mouth kiss
>tfw I probably robbed a
4 year oldof her first kiss
Felt good, man.
Rapist, I hope you take responsibility for the baby you impregnated her with.
Also not imouto related.
Note: if your onee-san is not fullblooded and close to you in age, she may develop an irrational hatred for you.
Sometimes I wonder what it would've been like if my mother wasn't such a silly-ass slut.
I haven't bothered reading this that thoroughly, so beware 'cause these guys are known for being pseudosciency, but here you go.
Like full blooded vampires?
me too, nee-sans aren't te fantasy you think /a/ they are very very coldhearted and more if you are the youngest, actually my nee-sans are starting to be nice with me but back then i just wanted to kill them, they sometimes make me wish to kill them in the present, they also whine a fucking lot for many things and when their days come they are atrotious (you should see the bathroom, god the smell and sight are unbearable)
>She might actually want me in a sexual way.
Well, you've got to make sure. She'll tell you if she doesn't want it.
>the smell and sight are unbearable
Wouldn't a sibling be used to the smells of their other siblings?
Same blood, same skin, same DNA.
You almost certainly don't have a younger sister and have created a false one meeting your idealized standards in desperate hope to keep your fantasy alive. Your inappropriate emotional investment gave you away (aside from the selective reading you obviously undertook whilst apoplectically responding to the other guy's post).
You obviously responded to a guy without a sister.
Why don't you know Japanese?
There are several new VNs with imoutos coming out every single month.
If a popular VN has an imouto character with no route, fans demand a route for fandisc.
Learn Japanese and you'll have more imoutos you can imagine.
Why do I need to know Japanese when my waifu's route is already translated and they are working on her fan disk route as we speak?
>Steam is now accepting VNs, Grisaia, or however the fuck you spell it, is gonna be on Steam with the UNRATED version
Maybe, just maybe more VNs will be translated...
Because on 4chan everyone hedges personalized statements with clauses like "in my experience" or "relatively speaking."
If you're really going to keep drumming on the fact the dude said "They aren't" and insincerely asserting that it could only be read as a statement of outright condemnation, then you're seriously desperate to rationalize why your vitriolic response was somehow justifiable and not simply an overreaction.
Dunno if admitting to it at this point could possibly redeem you, but it would show a hint of humilihahahahaha I forgot this is /a/
I dunno, my imouto is great. Part of the reason is that we were foster kids and have had to move to new homes a lot growing up. Having to put up with a lot of bullshit together as kids can cause you to grow closer, or that's my theory anyways. I look out for her and she looks up to me and trusts me.
Now that I have my own place she crashes there a lot when she needs to get out of the house. We watch anime together and tickle/wrestle and stuff.
This is an imouto thread. Most people glorify imoutos here. OP's statement was a dead-giveaway that he's a siscon. What you did was like going into a fastfood, found a fat dude munching down burgers and told him that burgers aren't tasty.
Because FIRE SISTERS! Alternatively, it symbolizes
I assume they are Tsukihi's, since she is born from a phoenix's egg (like the Cuckoo) and her sister probably borrowed one cuz she doesn't have any of her own since she is a tomboy. Doesn't use it for long neither cuz she cuts her hair
Some people might skip Nekomonogatari (Kuro). I don't blame them; it's boring as fuck.
Sorabutt is best butt.
>My imouto sat down with me. She wants to fuck.
is officially the new
>My classmate smiled at me. She wants to fuck.
You sister does not want to fuck you, you depraved pieces of shit. She probably doesn't even want you to touch her.
Don't, I blame NTR gangbang H-manga for this. I have a huge impregnation fetish, and actual pregnant sex is enjoyable and of course 99% of that shit is only found in NTR gangrape works.
>Wanting to see a woman passed around to other men like a piece of meat is gay
I don't think you know what gay, or heterosexual even means.
Some /a/nons might be so pure they'd believe it.
Oh, you're talking about the gif? That's from 4chan.
This webm? My computer.
Oh I just noticed something about that whole series of events, after each girl is shown in that position you see the previous girl in a position indicating that they had been thrown aside for the new girl.
Wow, ED Haru is a DICK.
Eh? Kobato and Eh Nandatte?-san (I forgot his name) are clearly not fucking.