Do you worry you might die or go blind somehow before Kizumonogtari comes out?
I'm worried that on th 16th there will be a post on shaft's site saying that hana will be delayed again.
I don't think my heart can take the absence of Monkey any longer.
Of course not. We'll have Monogatari S3 to look forward to then.
How fast do you think Commie is going to get all five finished?
is the gatari series good?
whats it about? from what I have gathered there are alot of girls, but what actually happens? is there a villain?
?Touch Fuzzy Eyebrows
?Do Not Touch Fuzzy Eyebrows
There are head tilts and lolis and not much else.
If that's what you are looking for this is your shit. If not you will hate it.
Also there is a cat and she is absolute shit.
>is the gatari series good?
Best girl wins 5 episodes in, the MC for once is not a spineless and asexual amoeba and the rest of the cast is pretty solid.
Snake a shit.
Mongatari series is basically about psychological and emotional problems taking the shape of demons/monsters and they're exercised through conversation.
It's pretty light-hearted, and most of the episodes are conversations and fanservice. It's one of my favorite shows.
That's some bullshit. Why do we have to rely on Commie? This is the one thing they can actually do right.
She's not it is explicitly stated that she is an araragisexual
Fun fact: a lot of girls keep professing their preferences for pussies until they actually find themselves in front of one, afterwards they usually steer back to heterosexuality.
/a/ hates true yandere, which is a shame because it is the second cutest dere.
But even if that wasn't true she is a shit. Not as bad as cat of course, but she still a shit. Second to last ranked Gatari.
sounds good enough
I take it the watch order is Bake>Nise>Neko? I believe one of these is a prequel?
She's kind of a psychotic bitch who doesn't give a shit about anything but her Koyomi Onii-chan
I mean, I like her for that but I can see why someone would dislike her
Fuck: Bee Phoenix
Daughteru: The dead trio
Kill:Cat Crab Snake
Like I said I don't like her as a person. It's just that there is a difference between a real person and a fictional character. Of course I wouldn't want to deal with her in my own life but in the story she's just fulfilling a role that contributes to the plot. What's the point of hating the villain of story if the story wouldn't even be happening without him?
2010?07?30? Kizumonogatari anime green-lit
2010?08?13? SoreMachi anime under production
2010?09?13? Mariaholic season 2 under production
2010?10?21? MBS X SHAFT original anime under production
2010?12?18? Denpa Onna anime under production
2011?01?14? Katte ni Kaizou anime under production
2011?03?26? Hidamari Sketch SP anime under production
2011?03?27? Kizumonogatari anime is a movie announcement
2011?03?30? Kizumonogatari anime postponed to 2012
2011?08?15? Hidamari Sketch Honeycomb anime under production
2011?11?07? Madoka Magica movie green-lit
2012?03?31? Nisemonogatari@ACE2012. Kizumonogatari announcement none.
2012?03?31? Hidamari Sketch Honeycomb broadcast times announced
2012?04?07? Kizumonogatari anime postponed to 2012 and beyond
2012?08?10? Sasami-san@ganbaranai anime under production
2012?08?10? SHAFT X Kantoku anime Prism Nana under production
2012?09?26? Nekomonogatari anime under production
2012?10?08? Fate/EXTRA CCC game movie opening under production
2012?10?13? Madoka Magica movie 1 & 2 broadcast times announced
2012?12?03? Prism Nana pachinko machine released
2012?12?07? Nekomonogatari anime broadcast times announced
2012?12?31? Monogatari Series 2 anime under production
2013?01?07? Monogatari Series 2 anime broadcast times announced
2013?03?03? Hidamari Sketch season 5 under production
2013?03?09? Madoka Magica movie 3 broadcast times announced
2013?07?03? Nisekoi anime under production
2013?07?31? Kizumonogatari broadcast times announced
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>Do you worry you might die or go blind somehow before Kizumonogtari comes out?
I have to survive until the next Homu Magica movie.
Yes, and Araragi is the image she made in her mind of a person to look up to/love
If she didn't give a shit about him she wouldn't try to kill him either
This could be interesting for the monkey bros which play AA2.
All of Monogatari is eventually going to be animated apparently, so Third Season, with Tsukimonogatari, all of the Owarimonogatari's and Zokuowarimonogatari, Koyomimonogatari would probably be animated by itself as an OVA or something
Also Kizu but >
>there are people who actually think kizu is going to be animated before koyo, owari and zoku
the only thing I agree with you on is that she is emotionally needy and insecure, if she was self absorbed she say she knew everything and if she was manipulative she would try and steal araragi for herself instead of giving him relationship advice and telling everyone that he is not a bad influence on that fucking hor crab
Nisio better not pull some strange shit like Araragi dying at the end of Zoku or my jimmies will reach maximum rustling level
But he's already dead
Exactly, >her Koyomi Onii-chan
Whatever happens it'll be spoiled for me cause I can't speak moon and will never learn in time.
4chan allowed you to download things with their original filenames, were you not here for that time-period or something?
>I'll cut my hair that will fix the crippling emotional problems and disgusting personality traits that caused my soul to give birth to two other worldly abominations!
This is what catshit actually believes.
That's not even getting into how disgusting her body is.
She cut her hair because she was heartbroken, not because of the crippling emotional problems. Araragi was merely the drop that made the cup overflow
"Of course. Would I ever turn down a request from Hanekawa?"
"Then, I wonder if I should request something right now?"
And saying that, from a cute pouch (that didn’t really match her school uniform) that hung from her shoulders Hanekawa took out a pair of scissors used to cut hair.
"This has absolutely nothing to do with Araragi-kun, but recently my heart was broken. So in order to get over that,"
She spoke with a smile.
"These braids, could you cut them off in a single stroke for me?"
It appears that that was the main point of today.
Incidentally, you could say that the source of Hanekawa’s stress could be me, as well.
No, this was how she dealt with Araragi not wanting to dump Senjougahara
How she dealt with the rest of her problems is literally the entirety of Neko: Shiro, maybe you should read/watch it
>trying to be a good person
That's a whole lot of spin. Let's rephrase that in real talk.
She is a lying cunt, who is so two faced that hiding her truly disgusting real nature causes monsters to be born.
See? Isn't that nicer when you take all the sugar off and look at it objectiely?
>"i'm going to ignore my bad traits and feeling for so long that they'll physically manifest and ruin people lives or almost kill them,"
>"But I'm a good girl! My step parents are mean! What do you mean someone whos feelings I don't even consider dosen't want to go out with me?"
>"I only know what I know, I'm not arrogant or looking down on other people because I'm smarter then them or anything
And then she gets character development and gets better
proceeding to be pretty much written out of the story
And does everyone give birth to monsters? No bitch is a lot worse than you are willing to admit.
She is fat, she doesn't exercise so she has no muscle tone, she probably stinks since she is such a poorfag she doesn't even have her own room to change in. The shower that crabcakes gave her was probably her first in a long time so chances are her hair is greasy as fuck. She wears fucking glasses etc etc
she is fat dirty greasy nerd
No wonder you losers like her, you are so beta you ignore best girl and go for the lowest common denominator even in your chinese cartoons.
Her two positive traits are that she reads in the library every day, the result of her family hating her and making no room for her at home, and that she has really full fat tits.
Thats her entire character. Fat titted book worm who at her core is a horrible human being, if you can even call her that anymore.
cat is cannon fat, did you see the 3d actor they used for those SHAFT cut shots in the show?
>And does everyone give birth to monsters?
Of course not. Not everyone is a fucking anime character confronted with the supernatural.
>she is fat dirty greasy nerd
That's just wrong
But it's not. Did Crab give birth to a monstrosity because she was raped?
Did Bee's clinical stupidity cause hell on earth to possess her?
Cat is so twisted and broken inside that she made that happen. She isn't nice, she isn't good. She is broken little whore who probably gets passed around among her step father's friends.
Cat a shit.
Crab a best
If you would not fuck a Monkey you have absolutely no taste. Say what you will about her personality, but Monkey as the best god damned body of all the gataris and would fuck like a weasel.
>having shit taste
I'll leave you to suffocate in your own filth, scum.
>People wouldn't fuck Snake
You can't be serious
Canon says monkey arm is going to be gone by the time she is twenty and you get all that delicious girl. It's not just the discrete components, but rather the glorious whole that makes that Monkey so fine. A soft tummy, the sweep of the hips, a firm ass, that point on the lower back where it joins the ass, where the thighs bridge and join the hips, and the perfect v formed by the mons pubis, perky tits that are a handful and not much more. Sure you can enjoy the individual parts, but the whole is so much better and the perfect example of these proportions is Monkey. It is the core of femininity. That's not even getting into her personality, which among gataris is unique. She is honestly the only one I would want to live with. Funny, interesting, athletic, outgoing, and personable.
I just find no interest in her. Maybe I'm a homosexual.
>life after that
I can't imagine it. I just don't know how life will be worth living after SHAFT gets done animating -monogatari.
The minute she started talking was the moment she became best girl. Am I alone here?
No. Shinobu a best, no matter what form she takes.
>The minute she showed up butt naked for 10 minutes of softcore SHAFT loli porn was the mement she became best girl
Fixed that for you
Teen Shinobu > Kiss-shot > Loli Shinobu > Brain problems Shinobu
>And why she cut her hair
Because for Nisio, character development = cutting your own hair
I particularly like her when she's being a shadow
That was explained in Nise
Confronting Kaiki and doing it with Araragi halfway at the end of Karen's arc in Nise mostly resolved her issues
She stops being so confrontational and starts being more friendly and "dere"
Nisio's patented Instant Character Development technique
>Is there a reason though, like a point where she decided that tsundere wasn't enough and decided to go full dere.
Curing her of her illness made her fall in love with Arararagi, but her problems still weighted her down (muh symbolism), hence her tsundere attitude.
After confronting Kaiki she finally lets go of her past and becomes a somewhat-normal human being, hence the emergence of her dere side
The moment she stopped having scenes with Araragi
kaiki did nothing wrong
Snake's written as a shallow bitch with no redeemable qualities other than being cute. That's acknowledged in-universe. She's also a murderous psycho. Please tell me how she's not written to be disliked.
all of monogatari BDs has commentaries
the pairings were:
>Cat and Crab
>Snake and Phoenix
>Snail and Bat
>Snail(21yrs) and Cat(6yrs)
>Yotsugi and Kagenui
>Bat and Yotsugi
>Ougi and Snake
>Ougi and Cat
>Ougi and Phoenix
>Crab and Phoenix
>Cat and Crab
Not whoever you're talking to but dislike is subjective. The only thing that is objective is that she's written to be incredibly flawed. Possibly one of the more flawed characters in the show. Whether or not that makes her disliked by may is irrelevant.
>Snail(21yrs) and Cat(6yrs)
That sounds awesome
You don't have to dislike her, I'm sure there are some weirdos who love her, I'm just saying when you write a character the way she's written, you're usually trying to get people to dislike her or at least pity her.
>difference between snake and bat
Ok, Shinobu confirmed a best.
those have to be the most pure and precious bodily fluids
You're just pretty poor at understanding characters and the audience if you can't see how Nadeko is written to be identifiable and likeable. She's along the lines of WataMote's Tomoko except cute and less corrupted
Is there any other scene that has foreshadowing like this?
"The courage to lie to your lover"
Her first love is books. Look how happy she is.
Probably the scene where Araragi makes the most obvious foreshadowing by saying something will happen to Mayoi but then goes "Just kidding!" at the end to make it seem like what he said had no meaning
Sweet zombie jesus
You now realized that monkey had hot sex with bee when she came to visit.
Know why an Araragi wil never, on any account, drink water?
>Kaiki best girl won't show up again after hana
>all episodes will air in 1 day
>there will never be a series about the older cast in their university days
why go on living
Don't worry, she gets even worse later
>You will never see Araragi's glorious mullet animated
Third Season when?
I would love to see a SoL series about Gaen Kaiki Meme and their club making Yotsugi for a project. Just hanging out in their club room bullshiting their lives away. Kaiki always trying to scam them, meme balancing everything out, Gaen being a fucking cunt. In the last episode they finally finish her and as she comes to life one of the first things Meme says as a joke is Peace Peace.
I'm slowly going blind in my right eye. I get to be an edgelord soon.
But fuck man, it's weird seeing half blurry. Just fucking go blind already so I can see with one eye no problem. 20-20 vision is good only if half isn't blurry.
Who fucking cares about the monogatari serie if we cant have more kaiki in them
best fucking opening....
"Helping" Araragi is just a consequence of fucking up
death or not, we will never see him again
like myoi, monogateri without her is just a waste of time
Man Monkey knows.
And after she was done banging loliragi's imouto, you know she went to his room sucked him off and let him sniff her fingers.
Kanbaru a straight bro.
10/10 would let fuck my imouto and then play some horse with.
We'll get more when she eventually has an arc of her own.
>We will never see Mayoi again
Even now, there is hope for Snail
A man of taste. A simple wife who is hot, but doesn't think too much and thinks that bearing a man's child is the highest sign of love is best.
Monkey is pure sex. Marriage is out of the question but hanging out and fucking around would be amazing.
Snake needs to die. Cat will end up killing herself anyways.
Fuck: Bee, monkey, phoenix.
Kill: you for making me consider killing a gatarigirl
I just finished S2, he's going to be okay r-right?
Why can't we ever have nice things?
I don't see any way they can justify not releasing Kizu before starting on Third Season