I want to transform a Christmas Cake into a MILF.
I haven't been on /a/ in a month or so, but I'm interested. What's going on?
I want one to transform into a catgirl. Consensually.
>Mad scientist next door, fired from the lab several months back for taking home small quantities of certain materials for her own private R&D. A plain woman, never above average in anything outside of the sciences.
>On her first great success she is so thrilled she wants to show the first person around: her neighbor (you). It's her first biological upgrade to a human body: her cat eyes.
>The early success and your encouragement drives her onward. Next she shows you her whiskers, then her claws and fangs, then her ears, then her tail...then heat.
That's all the progress that was made unfortunately...
I'm a writerly type person, I could have helped.
You can always greentext for the time being
Have some fattening cake for now
>shota MC, intelligent enough to skip a handful of grades in school while still young
>his MILF mom (single, of course) asks him to rub her shoulders one night
>boy and mom both discover that the boy is somehow incredible at giving massages
>mom brags about it to her friends, all of which are MILFs or Christmas Cakes of one kind or another
>all of them also know the boy in some way (friend of the household/babysitter, teacher from his class, swim instructor, etc.)
>they all convince the boy to give them rubs too
>over time, they want more than just massages
>they want the d
>all of them get progressively more seductive to the boy over the weeks and months
>boy ends up distracted enough to start doing badly in his classes
>must decide whether to keep his schooling up or amass the greatest harem of all time
>ends with both happening because why the fuck not
>character designs by Uno Makoto
>he doesn't want dicks on his cakes
>not liking MILF as well as keiki
I would like to be the cake.
Then I would find a young man and do lewd stuff with my darling, Okusan style.
Chirstmas Cake = unmarried (and most likely a virgin) past the age of 25
MILF = has a child
>no mother route
I don't want surrogates, damn it all. Would not contribute.
Make your own then
How does this picture make you feel, /cake/?
Good characters need room to grow, which means they need to start with flaws more than not getting enough MC cock. Otherwise you just end up with a bunch of one-dimensional onaholes.
Still younger than me.
And that is the reason why you won't get any.
You want her to want it, showing her you want it will scare her off.
Only a tad of aloofness, mostly just enjoying yourself, being confident, smiling a lot, showing her you that you like her, but that you can enjoy life without her.
Best way to do that is actually enjoying life without her.
Not that anon, but that's basically the idea.
Being up front can work too though, if you play it right. Some women respond well to a stronger personality that isn't afraid to cut to the chase. So long as you can convince her that, if she won't give you want, you are fully capable of getting what you want elsewhere, that is.
Indeed, make her the beggar, lel.
Dropping subtle hints of you being fine without her also helps.