>anon got busted for pirating Chinese cartoons
>sent to federal penitentiary
>nervously sitting at the yard during exercise time
>a huge, tattooed bubba yells, "wat you in for', whiteboy?!"
>"Eh, you, new guy, who's you're waifu?"
>"Pfft, fucking newfags."
>"We're gonna pay you a visit tonight, newfag, and we're gonna suck your cock dry, how'd you like that'"
So they look like this?
>They're all voiced by angry HanaKana.
Yeah, or this.
>Hellshock lead artist.
I would not survive.
How about a former women's prison which, on a move towards equality in the penal system, has recently become the first prison in the country to handle prisoners from bot genders. Only the change is so recent that no male prisoners have arrived yet...until the MC, that is.
>implying gangrape isn't hilarious as fuck
>There are people that hate Dragon Ball
>Not Z/GT, but the original
>"I don't want to go!"
>"It's okay, loli, it's better this way, you don't belong with bad people like us."
"You're not bad! You're my friends!"
At least we'll get an epilogue showing that she still visits them during her school holidays.
>"What you in here for white boy?"
>"Oh, I pirated some anime"
>"Anime? Shiiit, I love me sum dat dragon ball you know what I'm sayin nigga? How bout dat naruto mang? All them ninjas fly as hell"
>Black convict is found shanked the next day
>The Naruto copypasta is scrawled on the wall in blood
>Just before she leaves, the oldest convict, who was her best friend, kneels in front of her
>He tells her she must not come here again, this is not a place for her
>loli begins to tear up
>"let's meet up again outside someday, okay?"
>Loli with tears in her eyes smiles and says okay.
Oldest convict is actually serving for life, with no possibility for visits
He never told her. Forced drama.
>loli visits all the prisoners every weekend
>one day asks about oldest prisoner
>"loli, you're gonna need to sit down for this"
>oldest prisoner committed suicide
>couldn't live without loli
>loli bursts into tears
>all the prisoners group hug and comfort her
Even in murriclapistan copyright infringement that isn't for profit commercial infringement is only a civil matter that the company affected has to sue you for, not a criminal one. The worst that can happen is you owe them a bunch of money they'll never be able to collect anyway.
Only Japan is retarded enough to actually jail people for it.
Alright I figured it out.
>An effeminate male is sent to women's prison after being mistaken as a girl.
>Other inmates fall in love with him but still think he's a girl
>Hijinks ensue because he doesn't want to get sent to male prison for fear of anal rape.
>NEET life in prison
That would be a good future.
>"I was sent to prison because I am a criminal, but the prisoners are all little girls!?"
One fucking day this will be animated.
>loli is visiting the prisoners
>made a beautiful Christmas cake to share with them
>oldest prisoner is enjoying his final day
>eating delicious keiki
>he had gotten into a prison fight a week earlier
>killed a guy
>on death row
>all he wanted for Christmas was to spend it with loli
Stop it with the doujins. This is supposed to be a heart warming story
You guys are horrible. I came here to have some fun, but instead my eyes are fogging up
Remember to do your bit in making /a/ a better place.
>Say "Illegaly downloading anime"
>Crowd of prison gangsters start getting closer
>bubba asks "Which anime?"
>now completely surrounded by scary looking prison gansters
>whisper "kill la kill"
>bubba grabs me by the throat and lifts me in the air and asks again "Which subs?"
>can barely breath, let alone speak
>somehow mutter "u-underwater"
>bubba drops me and looks at me with disgust
>they all look at me with visible disappoint and turn their backs as they go back to exercise
>trying to recover from the shock as a random prisoner approaches
>"godrobe dude, seriously?"
>ostracized forever and never even raped
You're saying that as if that wasn't my second backup plan
>imprisoned for being a neet
>sentenced to be a neet
This is better than most such threads, I'd say, because it has more of a tight focus, what with the prison theme and all. This is definitely better than the vast majority of threads currently active. It is /a/ related, it is fun, that one /a/non is just complaining for the sake of complaining.
Especially when that 120kg beast has your face pressed into her sweaty stinky lady pit that tastes like bad whiskey.