Crab asks you to save her's and Araragi's life. What do you charge her?
People in life threatening situations should not have to pay anything to be saved. such services should be rendered for free, and necessary expenses covered by the government. extorting those in imminent danger is morally repulsive.
Hmm. Well it all depends on the kind of danger. I'd first recommend calling the police. If she can't do that then she should probably leave the city. I doubt Nadeko is going to follow her.
If she won't leave because Araragi won't leave his family behind and I have to physically deal to Nadeko then I would be following the Yozuru Kagenui school of thought since I don't think I can empathize with Nadeko well enough to convince her Kaiki-styles.
I'm presuming for this situation I have the required Onmyoji skills like Oshino, Yozuru and Gaen have.
I'd charge her a flat rate of 10, 000USD, plus expenses plus any hospital fees I incur attempting to exorcise Nadeko.
It's not a shit ton of money but meh
He's probably not as bad as you think. He's probably the kind of guy who would fuck 10 girls for cheap, Oshino would be the kind of guy who fucks one chick for a lot of cash.
You see it all over the series.
Kaiki gives physical prices to each interaction he does. "I will consider stopping my business for 200k." "If you want a charm removed. That's 20k"
Whereas Oshino is always. "I'll remove your oddity for 100k. Unless you are Araragi, in which fuck it. Lets charge you way more."
Hanekawa's love and affection.
she's my waifu, so of course i'd make sweet sweet love to her. and not charge her a thing.
She's rich, right? I'd charge her like a hundred thousand dollars so I can pay off my tuition, get me a nice car and new computer, then store the rest in the bank.
Did you even watch the series?
I only watched up to Nise then I forgot it all really quickly anyways since the only thing I noticed was the tits and ass anyways. Like, how the hell do you expect me to follow the words when you give me a fucking slideshow of tits and ass? I don't remember one word in the show.
I tell Senjougahara that she has to make a choice. If she wants me to save Araragi then she has to tell me why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch and if she also wants to be saved then she has to tell me how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
After all that, if she wants to save Shinobu then she has to tell me how much I can save on my insurance by switching to Geico.
If she's still opening her heart and wants Nadeko to be saved then she's going to have to get me a box of the breakfast of Champions.
>What do you charge her?
I pull out my big black
MP3 player, then put on Ice Cube's "Friday", and I ask her to perform her best attempt at crip-walking circles aroundme.
Afterwards, I get up, put my
MP3 playerback into my pants, tell her she was not good enough, and leave.
Several days of recording of her talking.
Some hours of sleep sounds.