Brown elves are for marrying and starting a family with. White elves can go get fucked or something, I don't really care.
They are for loving gently, and to have a nice family with. Also for nibbling on their ears during sex.
Aura best Geminar.
Loving, caring, cuddling, kissing, marrying, having children with (after marriage), ear-nibbling, ear-tickling, holding-hands, bathing, petting.
Also great wizards and archers.
>you will never have a cute dark elf wife to teach you magic and archery.
Elves are for loving, hand holding, and protecting.
and ear massaging
When did /a/ start liking elves?
Honestly, anything other than rape, impregnating, and slavery is disgusting.
Sauce? Google is just as helpful as usual.
>Not turning your trap elf into your queen and waifu.
Read the thread.
I feel bad for liking it as much as I did.
Im a dumbass but sauce plserino.
How can you keep on living with such shit taste.
It's my wish.
I sometimes cry myself to sleep knowing I will never fulfill it.
And I mean it.
Consensual slow sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation In the dark while holding hands
>randomly pick on humans for fun
>steal your stuff, no one speaks up
>occasionally you find a drunk and horny elf SS officer crawling into your bed telling you that you better satisfy her before cumming or its off to the camps
There is always hope for VR right? Maybe by the time we grow old and end up in senior citizen homes there will be full dive VR and we can spend our final years with our elven waifu.
Preach it bro.
>not recognizing the superiority of shota sluts
What are you, gay?
Can we get some non-catamite elves in this thread?
>spend our final years with our elven waifu
Officially the best way to spend your retirement
Elves know their game.
They are as bad as a Succubus.
Well disregard the fact that they don#t suck your life force out which is debatable which I will prove by the image in my next post.
We're tsundere for elves.
>tfw you will die ages before your elf waifu
>tfw you will have left her alone and depressed
>tfw any problems you made when you were adventuring will be passed on to hers
>tfw she will be have to live the rest of her life being alone and dealing with your problems
>until she finds another man
Why do you do this anon?
>she will be have to live the rest of her life being alone
You w8 mot? You're not planning on achieveing immortality to be with her forever?
You are not even planning on leaving her with many sons and daughters? A daughter to accompany her and a boy that reminds her of you?
You don't even deserve her.
>That leg lock
Sweet Lord 8 oz baby Jesus. Leg lock is truly life.
Well it's implied they both fucked each other so much they stopped caring about the kingdom and it fell to ruin.
But I want to believe they are still fucking like rabbits at some little house on the outskirts of a rural village.
>wanting to rape a male elf
>wanting to commit sexual acts with a male elf
No thank you.
>Picking anything over Lolo
No m8, you have the shit taste here.
Are you somekind of faglord?
I want to be a cute elf girl and fall for a tall and graceful elven knight.
>you will never be a cute elven girl and have a knight in shining armor sweep you off your tiny feet
>I will never run my cute delicate hands all over his battle-hardened yet velvety-soft toned chest as he makes love to me
>my soft girly moans will never counter his low groans
Fine, they aren't male. But I'd still prefer my elves dickless.
I want to get raped by a yandere elf.