Hey! Hey! Nozaki-kun! I finished the draft for the dialogue you asked me for :)
What's wrong Nozaki-kun? You look pale...
Oh! You see, I changed the color of my ribbons today. Is that why? Do I look weird...?
Haha...ha, how'd that get there? It's gone now.
So can I come over tonight Nozaki-kun?
Chiyo, I have a secret. I'm not the original Nozaki-kun, I'm just someone who's inserting onto Nozaki-kun. I'm not really Nozaki-kun, I'm just pretending to be him. Don't you get it Chiyo? I couldn't bear to hide it any longer. The real Nozaki-kun is long gone, locked up producing manga all day and night.
Why the long face Nozaki-kun? You're saying weird things now...
Can we just go back to your place and work on your manga?
How rude, there's nothing wrong with my face.
Eh? Are you running away Nozaki-kun?
I didn't know you looked at me that way Nozaki-kun...
I just wanted to continue our daily routine of me helping you with your betas and what not. Am I a nuisance?
What knife have you been talking this whole time? The Nozaki-kun I know isn't this delusional...well maybe you being a manga artist and all may have something to do with it but you've never been this harsh to me...
What can I do for your forgiveness?
You asking for a knife fight?
>What can I do for your forgiveness?
Do this >>115494473
AIM FOR THE RIBBONS YOU FOOL
IF you want to impersonate player 2, do it properly
Uh... alien parasect took Chiyo's place and tried to kill Nozaki? Then the spirit of the real Chiyo took back her body?
I came in expecting fun, instead I got a horror story
Fake Sakura killed original.
Original became a ghost.
Fake went full yandere for Nozaki.
Nozaki kinda just stood there.
Ghost Sakura killed Fake Sakura.
Except that she didn't; they fused.
A New Sakura was born. She doesn't remember anything.
The ride has just begun.
Chiyo, take off your right ribbon.
Otherwise, step away.
I was you all along Nozaki-kun!
- The end
Are we Satoshi-Kon yet?
Wait this all makes sense now, I want to get off this wild ride.
Nozaki-kun doesn't exist, there is only Patrick Bateman
Satoshi-Kon is shitposting on /a/ from the afterlife
ITS WAS ME,
I wonder if Chiyo's going to be mad at me for being this late. Had a deadline...she'll understand. Right?
>Watch Hozuki no Reisetsu
>Tanuki slaughter the old grandma and give his meat to old grandpa
>Old grandpa cook the meat and make soup.
Jesus, I just saw the entire plot of Tanuki and Crackling rabbit from Hozuki no Reisetsu.
Nozaki-kun, this is very important.
Just copy my every move.
In any case, I'll work on my next idea for my manga while I wait.
I think Ken-san will really like my idea about a fantasy side-story involving Suzuki as a crime-solving detective. Maybe I'll have a tanuki cameo at the end of each murder.
You should also write that he stuffed each body full of candy.
Fuck, I should've just taken her to my house.
there was no Nozaki in the beginning
Fake Chiyo was talking to no one in particular, but you anons responded and self inserted as Nozaki-kun. Thus both of your delusions combined to create an imaginary scenario.
Everything up until the true end reveal was the combined delusion perpetuated by the fake Chiyo and self-inserting posters.
In reality, Nozaki never showed up.
>Chiyo is kill
>Mikorin is kill
>Tanuki is the culprit
And what happens in the true end is the product of Nozaki's manga.
The depraved desires of sweaty neckbearded anons who deep down wanted a Chiyo that lusted for them and not Nozaki-kun.
In the end however, the anons had to self insert as Nozaki to get the Chiyo.
>our subconsciousness made CHIYO kill Chiyo and this scenario takes place in the very same timeline's future Nozaki-kun's manga.
i'm not going to link to the thread in the fucking archive when someone brings it up dumbass
it's funnier as an image like so
Just because the author says it's ends, do you really think that means it's over?
Did you forget about me? It's only over when the characters let it be over.
What you have done to Chiyo your monster? Tell me where she is, we need to do more research.
Hey Nozaki-kun...why aren't you answering me?
Why didn't you show you up?
Am I not good enough?
Why won't he notice me?
Because my ribbons are different?
Because -I'm- different? No, that's not it.
WATCH OUT MR. NOZAKI! THAT'S NOT THE REAL CHIYO!
It hurts, Nozaki-Kun… …I’m h…a…p…p…y… …friends… …It hurts, …it
hurts… Nozaki-Kun, Nozaki-Kun,Nozaki-Kun,Nozaki-Kun,Nozaki-Kun,Nozaki-Kun,Nozaki-Kun,Nozaki-Kun,Nozaki-Kun,Nozaki-Kun,Nozaki-Kun
Nozaki-Kun….. …go… b… a… c…k… …Nozaki-Kun… I feel… g… o… o… d…
…I’m so sad… …..Nozaki-Kun
Nozaki-Kun! Ah, Grrr, Ohhh… Argh… Yaaagh!… It’s not right… not right…
Forget it. I'm leaving.
This isn't the end, Nozaki-kun.
Nozaki didn't come but I'm so happy Anon-kun was worried about me.
In the next morning while walking to her not-school, Not-Chiyo meets someone unexpected.
"Good morning Chiyo-san."
"..." Sakura doesn't acknowledge Nozaki's presence. She tries to walk past him but he blocked her off.
"What did I do?"
"Go away. I'm not forgiving you."
"Are you mad about something?"
"Don't even think about giving me a hand." Sakura states after slipping in her last attempt to run past Nozaki.
Nozaki doesn't do anything.
"Y-You're not Nozaki-kun aren't you..."
"And you're not Chiyo-chan."
>"Y-You're not Nozaki-kun aren't you..."
Whats even going on anymore?
"I-I'm happy to be helping you like this, Nozaki-kun..."
"I appreciate it"
And so I spent my entire summer with Not-zaki-kun helping with his manga.
Such a happy ending.
Other Chiyo is dead.
Other Nozaki is doomed to die alone.
Blue is love, Blue is life.
>Thought not-Chiyo acknowledged my feelings for her
>She just gets wet the moment Not-zaki appears and forgets about Anon
Fuck this gay earth.
"Should I really end it like that?" Nozaki mumbles to himself in his slumber.
"Is it too happy of an ending? Hmm, it may seem a bit unrealistic afterall."
>But if I end everything that happened as a dream, they'll call me a talentless hack. Maybe I should call Chiyo-chan and see what she thinks."
>And if I don't end it in the near future, they're going to say I'm milking my work for all it's worth
Fuck this, I'm going to bed
Shit be too strange
My head can't handle this.
Too many layers for me to tell what the fuck's going on anymore
>yfw Chiyo is replaced by a Tanuki in rebuild
"A very good idea indeed, Chiyo-chan," Nozaki patts her head. "But I think it takes too much advantage of the readers and making everything that happens amount to a mere dream is too sad."
I thought Blue was satisfied.
"Going to go to the restroom real quick." Nozaki stands up.
>There can't possibly be an alternate me with a different color ribbon
>If anything, it'd just be me wearing a different pair
"Impossible, right?" Chiyo chuckles innocently to herself.
YOU COULDN'T BE MORE WRONG
FUCK FUCK FUCK
What in the actual fuck is going on in here.
"I wonder what color ribbon Nozaki-kun would want me to wear." Chiyo blushes; looking down at nothing particular.
What if Blue isn't on the other side?
B͎͍͔̋̽̾̓͗̚͠͞L̸̛̺͖̦̫̣̩̓͌ͧ̂ͪͤ͗͠ͅÜ̻̮̘͓̥͌̊͘Ȅ̺ͤ͌̀͟ ͪ͠͏͕͕͚̲̝Ḭ̜͍͈̜̫̜̽̂͡S̢̜̰̰̩͙ͩͪ̽̿͑̒ ̨̛̹̂ͩͫ̆͞L̬̺̠̪ͩ͋͘Oͪ̌ͯ͏̠̻͍͈̖̬͓ͅV̝̲͕͇̯͚̟̇̏̉͐͜Ė̻̫̳͓̘̩̙͊̍ͪ͢͞
̛̝͖̠̹̙̭̳͆ͩ̈́̐̈́ͤͫ͡B̨̹̝̫̣̮̤̩̤̏ͥ̅͛ͦͫ̕L̨͈͎͓͓͇̂̀̉ͨͤ͂ͣ͑ͅU̶̯̺̭ͭ̽̊̓̃̈͋̄̓Ẹ̊͗ͧ͒ ̧͈͇̲̌̉͑̃ͬ̈͊̔Ĩ̡̫̑̽̈́Ś̸̯͍̯̟ͪ͒̓͘ ͎̟͙͑͒̔̕͟ͅL̸̲̱̬̰̠͚̺̻̊̈́͑ͨ̈ͮͯ͐I̖̟͉͓̞̲̅̄ͫͮ̋ͅḞ͕͇̬̣̤̜̺̘̏̍͒̚͘E̘̰̼̥͔̹̮̩̅̌́͛̓͆́͢͢
Please... no more, OP.