well start posting kanbaru belly. her belly is perfect.
Depends on what you mean by "like". Because I dislike Snake with a passion but I can still accept her overall arc was pretty good
She is totally full lesbian. Araragi is obviously an underaged schoolgirl as my picture will show
It's not rape if she yells "Araragi-senpai"
Hells yeah she's the bestest
Kanbaru means "Plains of the Gods" and as we know that is just a euphemism for a god-like body
Also it allows the Ganbaru Suruga pun
We all know he's best girl
Kanbaru is a pure Kouhai, Senjougahara said so and we have no reason to believe she was lying
You know your girl is best girl when she's even the best loli
>You will never hug Kanbaru
But Anon, she's not completely lesbian. Her molesting Araragi proves that if you want to get the Kanbaru Route you have to go onto the Senjougahara route and then select the "Take Kanbaru up on her offer" when it appears
>yfw you're not a blonde vampire loli so that Kanbaru will want to have you hug her
I would be out of breath and run out of stamina in less than a minute if I tried to fuck Kanbaru.
I'd probably cum instantly within a few thrusts too.
My mind wants to fuck Kanbaru endlessly but my body can only last one minute.
Even if I started doing cardio I'd probably still prematurely ejaculate.
I'd probably ejaculate the moment she touched my penis.
How do I fix this problem?
I don't buy it, that's just wishful thinking. She's shown no sexual or romantic thoughts/actions towards Araragi. He's just a pervert friend.
She might be willing to suck Senjougaharas pussy juice off his dick though.
Lets put it this way. She offered her body to Araragi in trade for Senjougahara. She's obviously got no issues with doing anything regardless of her sexuality if it gets her the Senjougahara.
You can't be 100% lesbian if you're willing to suck dick to get that mad pussy game
You'll never know the feels of going out on the town to hunt for girls with Kanbaru and then getting pity-laid with Kanbaru because "At least one of us should be getting pussy"
Truly Kanbaru is the best bro
I mean I'd suck a dick for a million bucks, that doesn't make me gay or even bi.
Her offering her body to a man in order to get a woman she loves doesn't really mean anything in regards to her sexuality. She's an attractive woman, it's a good bargaining chip.
Not gonna lie. Sucking dick for money makes you gay but for 1 million dollars, a lot of people would be that gay.
As to the other thing. It is a shame Araragi didn't at least flirt with the idea in his head so we could see what his projected idea for their relationship would have been
>intentionally wanting crazy.
You fucked up anon.
And there is no one hooter than Kanbaru.
>no on hooter
I'm not going to argue about body type preferences and what is hotter, but Nadeko's body is just too feminine and soft for me to not crazily love it.
There is more to femininity than pubescent girls anon.
Not hating on pubescent girls or anything but there are other things that are feminine out there.
I know. I'm not even looking at their physical development, just pointing out that Nadeko is the ultimately girly type of girl and it shows on her body, while Suruga is a tomboy, and that shows too.
Nothing against them, just said my preference.
Not sure if it is from the same book or not.
I'm talking about this you fruit
Talk about maybes all you want, all I know is that she openly lusts after multiple girls during the course of the series and shows nothing that could be considered more than friendship towards Araragi.
That's a lesbian to me.
Kanbaru offers you to lick her armpit sweat after a basketball match for money.
How much are you willing to pay?
>Dyke basketball is kill
>Kanbaru will never have her dyke sporty girlfriend
I'm pretty sure next to Senjougahara, he's her most respected and favorite person in the world.
I just don't see it being in a romantic/sexual way.
He's a respected senpai who she can tease and make perverted jokes with.
Karen has a boyfriend
Karen is not a dyke
Wouldn't be surprised if Araragi told her not to
But since Karen is dumb as rocks, I'm sure Kanbaru molested her in the shower after they played basketball or something.
I think during the credits in Hana?
I'd carve my flesh off. A pound a per minute.
>Make a track jacket that quits halfway down
>Shirt only Kanabru
>No ponytail shirt only Kanbaru
Why must you be so cruel god?
>we will never have ponytail Kanbaru again.
I just wanted her to hug my head while i licked her abs...
Or to use the monkey hand to turn her into a futa so she could cum inside me
Why post bat when you can post monkey?
Hey Monkeyfags, you're waifu accepts Crab as best girl, why can't you?
Kaiki accepts Monkey as best girl, why can't you?
Everyone knows Kaiki > Senjougahara
I find her interesting but I had to choose someone I could hang out with it would definitely be Suruga.
Hmm...now that's probably the most interesting thing in this thread that isn't Kanbaru.
I've never heard of someone go from Senjougahara to Hanekawa.
Explain that to me cause I'm actually interested in your reasoning
So you think Hanekawa's character growth was sufficient enough to displace Senjougahara? I know the only thing I can like about Hanekawa is her Tiger Stripes.
I can see it but Senjou and Hanekawa pretty much had the same development
I wonder what kind of things Monkey and Crab do when they hang out.
Monkey cannot give monkey arm handjob any more. Why live?
>all these low res crab images
Kanbaru is disappointed in you.
Whatever helps you sleep at night anon, I'l post more Best Girl in the meantime.
She's only comfortable being naked around him because she doesn't see him that way.
monkey > loli > vampire > ononoki > sisters > snake > crab > cat
there you go.
Look guys, as much as everyone would love to bang the sporty chick, as far as Kanbaru goes you're just deluding yourselves. She has said outright that she only goes for Araragi in order to sabotage his relationship with the real object of her affections, Senjougahara.
>implying anyone here cares.
Her blatant lesbianism does nothing to interfere with her status as best girl.
I find most Crabfags like Monkey and vice versa.
This. If we cared that Kanbaru was a lesbian then we wouldn't consider her best girl.
Yeah crab is fine. I don't get why some people put her at the bottom when it's pretty clear that place is reserved for snake.
I like Monkey, she's probably at least top 5 for me.
She's probably 3 or 4, but "top 4" isn't a commonly referenced grouping
I wonder what it was like the first time Crab met the Fire Sisters?
Yeah but there's too much cancer everywhere. Waifu wars and overstated memes are probably worse to be honest.
Fair enough, I getcha.
I think I must be missing something. What does marketing have to do with people having a top 5?
I imagine it was pretty awkward what with their obsession with their onii chan and their probably fake boyfriends who happen to be exactly like him. It would be interesting to see her react to Karen since as much as I like her she is kinda fucking retarded.
Whenever somebody tries to push any kind of toplist on you it`s nothing but a device to generate anxiety that you`re getting the best there is.
Works for huffpost as well.
I bet Araragi and Crab have an amazing sex life.
I learn something new everyday. I always just assumed people did tier lists because they want to find other people who have similar thought processes to them.
So like people who put Kanbaru first and Nadeko last can then mutually shit-talk Nadeko while talking about how good Kanbaru is.
There's not a single actual piece of evidence suggesting that they have fake boyfriends.
I mean I wouldn't be surprised if that was the case, the hints are there but don't take it as fact.
Stop spouting bullcrap. Just because Nise had to do with fakes doesn't mean that every single shit was a lie, fake or whatever. The fire sluts mention their boyfriends in the later installments, too.
I thought it was that they found boyfriends like Araragi because they love Araragi and they're just using these boyfriends as things to project on.
Though I could be completely wrong and I am 100% not attached in anyway to this interpretation
Well there is a faker selling fake talismans to schoolkids which attracts the attention of fake justice. He then escapes by casting a fake curse.
Meanwhile Araragi's sisters, one of which is fake, make up fake boyfriends because they get jealous. The faker then gets found by his fake ex and her boyfriend where they retell two fake versions of their past. Then the faker leaves but not before he sells information about the fake sister to a pursuer of fake righteousness and her fake child. They track down the fake sister but are stopped by a fake vampire and her fake human.
It would be quicker to say what wasn't fake.
Did they fug?
Bitch, Yozuru was the only real thing in that entire series. Just because she loves to hit immortal shit as one of the reasons for her justice, doesn't make her other reason less valuable.
Every part about Nise was that everything was fake.
>Hanekawa being falsely called Gahara's bully
>Kanbaru's being a fake pervert
>Fake sense of justice
>Fake hatred between Shinobu and Araragi
>Araragi and Shinobu's conversation about immortals being falsely alive
She is the embodiment of self-righteousness. She assumes that she is a better judge of how the phoenix effects it's own family when there is a member of the family in front of her telling her otherwise.
>not wanting to get dominated by crab
You're ignoring her character development man. Araragi literally convinces her that she needs to sort her shit out and she does.
Also that was completely 100% Kaiki's fault she attacked Tsukihi.
But he wasn't and she herself said the phoenix isn't malicious or even aware of what it's doing. She was trying to destroy it simple because it was an aberration and she thought every aberration needs to be killed even when a person who is supposedly one of the most affected by the aberration asks her not to.
Crab is number four as I do love me some femdom.
But I like Tomboys more, so Karen and Monkey are top tier.
And Snake just oozes pure sexual depravity, I want to do disgusting things to her.
I'm not because I'm taking about how she starts out? And you don't know if she really changes, she tells Araragi that she will leave Tsukihi alone for now but doesn't say she will actually change what she believes.
I had a cosplayer girlfriend some years ago. She cosplayed as Kanbaru and I did as Araragi. Once we fucked while on character and I fucked her so hard she became hetero.
Bitch only wanted me for my money. ;_;
which tomboy is better?
I get the feeling that Kanbaru would be boasting about doing a bunch of kinky shit but then when you ask her for some of it she goes entirely quiet
I bet Karen is better in the sack anyways
I can't disagree with this.
Why isn't there more Karenbaru art?
His plan was to recuperate the costs of the business that failed by taking it out of Tsukihi's ass
If you're only talking about Yozuru at the start. Fine, cool. She was a self-righteous bitch. That I agree with but once the fight at the cram school happens and Araragi convinces her that she's wrong and a fake can be realer than the real thing that's the moment when she realizes that Oshino and Kaiki actually had good points and from now on she's going to actually see if the fake is realer than the real thing
If you could actually get Monkey to agree to fuck you (goddamn lesbianism) she'd be the better lay as she's perverted as fuck and probably down for whatever.
Karen is dumb though, so she'd probably agree to whatever as well.
Both are in shape and toned so you can't go wrong.
>Why isn't there more Karenbaru art?
Damn shame, it's the OTP.
Like >>116235245 said, I bet once she had sex a few times her inner pervert would come out.
Unlike say, Senjougahara who seems to have no issue letting her lewdness take over right from the beginning.
>That scene in the car when she's whispering perverted things in Araragis ear
>That scene where she'd feeding him water while he's chained up
As a Hard M, Araragi hit the jackpot.
Depends on who you're looking for. Do you have particular characters you want on the wall?
idk if this one is subtle but it isn't quite obvious
>without much effort
I believe that's not what he said about it, it's just that he wrote it completely for his own entertainment, not in order to publish it. As was the case for Bakemonogatari as well.
I really doubt she's ever not in control on the bedroom, Araragi is hardcore masochist. and she's a pretty extreme sadist.
She'd probably say shit like "You can fuck me as hard as you want for 5 minutes but you're not allowed to cum. If you do we won't have sex for a month."
>It was revealed in the light novel that the reason she and Karen made up boyfriends was so that Koyomi would become jealous. They maee up boyfriends in Koyomi's image with Tsukihi's boyfriend being taller than her. She and Karen also thought that Koyomi's girlfriend was Tsubasa Hanekawa.
>paying $15 for black with nothing but few characters on it
Nothing in particular. The BD covers look good, but they are rather blatant.
It's a shame Vofan's art style looks like garbage, or there would be so much more good official art.
I don't want people to find out I find anime girls more attractive than real women.
I really hate Tsukihi's opening and her stupid dance.
this was from the Kizu trailer for a split second
reminder that even as thread goes on crab remains best
I see the entire thread jumping on one person for having shit taste.
>People will this shit of taste post on /a/
Well it explains a lot I guess.
It's easy to hold bet girl in high regard, you should try it.
Crab is, because if you bet on her being best, you win every time.
How did a monkey thread turn into crab hate?
That's not how it's supposed to be.
Snake knows not to show up in monkey threads.
Monkey is the one that crashes snake threads.
I bet he's a batfag, they ruin Monogatari threads most often.
Monkeys > Snakes. The entire Nadeko Snake arc proves this
Snake is a great character but if you think she has any qualities that can be described as best you've shit taste.
Oh yes, it's not like Crab doesn't staple the fucking cheek of some guy she doesn't even know. And threaten him with a knife.
Kanbaru fucking dismembered and mauled him.
Shinobu is an arrogant bitch.
Karen is retarded and Tsukihi is a slut.
Snail has shitty fashion sense.
>liking a typical teen
The main appeal of the gatari girls is they are not written like teenage girls.
Nadeko is egoistic, delusional and more than a little bit stupid.
The problem with a well written character that has a shitty personality is that they are still shitty. No matter how realistic they might be to you reality is not a good selling point.
I dont think really characterized nadeko in bake
she was essentially the girl with a crush on the mc who had shit luck
then she became the cute yandere in second season even thought that was what tsukihi was in nise
All the girls are violent little shits. Just only one them became a crazy ass god and repeatedly stabbed the person she claimed to love and then had delusions about fucking over everyone even Kanbaru who she likes in her own words because she's a bored little shit who is upset that her parents are tiger parents in a country of parents who expect high achievers.
Nadeko is just a whiny bitch even by people her age's standards and she's the prime manipulator in the series to the extent of Shinobu is like. "This bitch is whack"
Yup, she basically used Araragi as the excuse because having to let people down like a normal people is too hard for Nadeko to deal with.
She's the perfect kind of person Kaiki targets. Someone who is completely willing to just numb themselves to shit so that the problem fucks off. Numachi and Nadeko are similar in that regard as well but Numachi was proactive in her passiveness, Nadeko is passive in her passiveness
It's a series full of Yandere but Nadeko's is the dumbest form of it.
Senjou: I'll kill her then you then myself
Kanbaru: I'll kill you to be with her
Hanekawa: I'll kill you because you can't be with me
Nadeko: I'll kill you, your loli slave, your girlfriend, your friend, my friend because I can still use you as an excuse even if you're dead and I don't have to watch you keep getting laid
why are kanbaru's openings so bad comparatively
especially with her god tier voice
We do have to take her word on this one. Araragi fervently believed that Senjougahara would literally kill Hanekawa if he died during Tsubasa Cat.
While I generally agree she probably is just using threats to cover up the fact she's all bark and no bite if it ever came to murder specifically (Harm is different, she's shown no complaints about that)
We have to assume that she's a Yandere because she herself claims that she would kill someone if they killed Araragi. Even if her claim is of dubious quality