You have just caught Mami watching you bathe, what do you do?
Panic, knock her out, and drag her to the living room. I don't want her to flip out all confused when she wakes up so I would probably tie her down. When she wakes up I'd offer her a bowl of eggs.
Swallow her soul.
I bet it tastes like honey teacakes
Then laugh maniacally as magical ribbons explode from all my orifices.
I don't know, just a habit. It can't be helped.
>Mami leans over you
>''Here honey, you forgot to get behind your ears''
>She starts to softly rub your ears with a facecloth
>''You got really dirty today, i'll treat you to some tea right after we're done with your bathe okay?''
>She cleans behind your ears and then uses another cloth to wipe your back
>You start to wonder what is happening
>You're old enough to do these things yourself
>Why is this person even in your house
>''You're being such a good boy anon, just stay still and Mami will get you all cleaned up!''
>That's when you realize you have been regressed to a child like state
>You look back up at this persons face and notice the warm smile on her face as she softly cleans you
>That's when you realize, Mami IS your mommy
Ask if she wants to join. Not in an alpha way, but in a comfy way. Cute anime girls make me feel comfy.
Chillin in a bath with Mami, that's pretty comfy.
>Implying I could ever be uncomfy around comfy incarnate
Men take showers, they don't bathe.