>Don't lick there. It's dirty
That'd make it the Kanye show then.
The guy usually into that or at the very least doesn't give a fuck. It happens so often it's like why even mention it? what if it turns the reader off?
not that I don't like it. It just happens too often
Back in my day all a mindbreak took was a good dicking
Dicks are too. Look at this >>116826092
After a while it wold get disgusting. You can only go so long eating piss and dead skin crust without getting physically sick.
Not that I know personally.
>Guy bottoms out
>Girl goes full ahegao
From what I've been told pushing against the entrance like that is actually quite painful
Fortunately my dick does not obey my brain
>____-kun's dick is inside me
>____-'s pussy feels so good.
>no stop, I dint like it..speech bible has hearts in it.
Hot girls giving gross neckbreads the time of day after one fuck, hell even in the first place.
>They say I've come down since the last album, well lick my dick how does that sound um...
I'm surprised that there wasn't any pegging in this doujin.
But it did have something a lot worse.
I do that all the time, say "no, stop, don't do it" when I absolutely do want it and don't want it to stop.
It absolutely is stupid as fuck, but it's pretty common.
It gets pretty hardcore
>Not fapping to the 20 pages of full-color basically vanilla stuff at the end
>mom I'm tired of fucking you in the ass and getting blowjobs, I want to do you in the pussy
>WE CAN'T WE'RE MOTHER AND CHILD!
You do all that but that's the line you can't cross.
I've actually never seen this happen.
Why is there doujin speech in my normal manga?
Now see, why did you have to go and tell me that?
I actually felt phantom pain.
>halfway through consenting sex
>bitch starts saying "stop"
>Will t-that fit in?
Is it the tylershit? Seems like every board I go on once posted it, catches on
>it's not sex my pussy is just giving your dick a blowjob
>gallons of blood
>and it won't go away
>please meet a girl someday
What are you, insane?
>sister discovers you masturbating
>proceeds to have sex with you
Absolutely disgusting. I regret asking. Why are girls so gross /a/?
>Dick is covered with
What's the point when most of the dick is already showing?
>It is really, really arousing me
I only really find pissing arousing when it's in yuri. I have no idea why.
>not finding that the most delicious part
It can still hurt after years of sex. The biggest reason it hurts is because of nervousness or lack of proper stimulation that leads to things not being lubricated and open. The only cliche that is somewhat accurate is
>we have to get you wet otherwise its going to hurt
Plenty of girls break their hymens doing shit other than sex and never even notice because it's mostly a psychological thing.
I don't remember /r9k/ being THAT bad a couple years ago, when I was checking out all the different boards, it was sorta like /b/ lite.
>Go look at /r9k/ now
Why didn't I listen? Was it always this bad?
>awful horrible guy starts fondling girl
>holds her down
>"you're already this wet so it's okay!"
>starts to rape her
>she is now powerless to his dick and loves him mindlessly
does this happen often in real life
no they do a thorough calculation table in their head to decide on if the guy raping her can provide more for her than the guy she is currently with
if it turns out he can she begins to go with it
I prefer teenager girls with little boys and there simply isn't enough of that. I was actually going to write something, but I keep putting it off because it's too hard to write set up for the situations I want.
At least you're honest.
But seriously, you guys have access to a large majority of human knowledge via the internet. Don't rely on porn, especially cartoon porn that is often purposely exaggerated, to learn about actual sex. Unless you are using it to learn techniques because
>h-how did you get so good at this?
>i did some research/read your dirty magazines/watched your videos
is kinda accurate.
>Smell my gooch, you could kiss my buns
And I don't give a shit, ban my rectum.
>implying sex with my waifu isn't real
Boy caught sniffing sister's panties, gets caught, she tells parents, parents then tie her up and force him to rape her as punishment, like being forced to smoke a whole pack of cigarettes, she becomes mindbroken and loves it, he ends up hating it because she sucks him dry, and the last scene is her with her mindbreak face talking crazy shit to her growning belly and their parents telling the sullen boy that he has to take responsibility while patting him on the shoulder
Then you're just wasting your time it's not like we didn't
>come over just to study!
It isn't, can't you realize that when you've
>always dreamed of doing it with you, this is too good to be true
it is too good to be true?
>magical girl/warrior girl doujin
>the girl proves to be shit at her job and proceeds to get raped my monsters
What's the point of liking these super powered chicks just to have most doujins about them being raped by the monsters theyre usualy so good at killing?
Sit down to pee master race. Relaxing. Stretch out your legs. Wipe it clean. No chance of backsplash dribble on your pants.
There needs to be more girl walks in on guy in the bathroom and he's pulling up his boxer briefs
>scratch/dig around my vagina for smegma and other crust type things
>I have this wierd growth above my vagina
>I've got super hairy nipples
>when I hit puberty, I was making buckets of mucus
>I usually smear my period all over my thighs and stomach before I wash it off in the shower
>just the innermost wall of your uterus shedding
What the fuck?
>Please! Anywhere but there! Come outside!
You know what, I was going to try to point out that guys do some pretty gross shit, too, but honestly I couldn't think of anything intrinsically male that's even remotely close to that disgusting. I mean maybe tasting your own cum or something, but that's about it.
This should be an anti-rape campaign.
What the fuck did i just read? Do they all have STDs or what?
I don't get all the reaction from the /cgl/ shit. It's disgusting, sure, just don't think about it. Women are people, we all do disgusting shit, don't think about it.
I still vomited though
>we all do disgusting shit
I'll be the first to admit I do gross shit but come the fuck on. Uterus shedding? What the fuck even?
The most disgusting involuntary thing I've ever had happen to me is have all of my genital skin peel off in the bath tub.
>tfw when I haven't taken a bath in 10 years.
Showers are where it's at. I didn't want to sit in my own filth anyway
>Here, take a goddamn picture
>And tell Spike Lee he's a goddamn nigger
>And while you're at it, pass the lotion
>And fapping and Xbox Live, that fun
>Before I come, I'm calling your sister
>When she comes over, I take picture
>Instantly put it on Instagram
>And suplex her off a building if I get banned.
>The most disgusting involuntary thing I've ever had happen to me is have all of my genital skin peel off in the bath tub.
Are you a grill? No? Then how can you even imagine it as disgusting when you haven't had one.
>im being molested in a public train someone please help me i dont want to get raped.
how is this even possible? i mean if they took the 1 second it takes to yell molester things would get much better?
the only time you shouldnt scream on a train when your getting molester if you feel a barrel or a knife on your back, other then that its not rape.
Yes, but do you think about uterus shedding when and if you talk to women? Hell fucking no, that's not shit that you think about just as much as they don't think about you taking a shit.
Furthermore, when it comes to doing the deed and fucking a gril, no one thinks about that shit because it would be counter intuitive to reproduction, as it would make one of the people strongly averted to doing it.
The human body is a beautiful, magical, wonderful thing.
I hate Tyler the Creator of shit so much
>Why y'all so salty? Hot tamale is on, a can of beans, bitch, I'm on. Your boy is bad to the bone.
>but I'll take your virginity, mom.
Every fucking time
>Backing up a bunch of fatherless kids and a pack of dust
>Could fucking splat and show you the fucking iraq in us
and this shit is why I've started sticking to vanilla or untranslated stuff
one of my favorite doujins has literally one line of dialogue and it's the sister shouting "THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS WEATHER"
>dude has an arm length, CoC level cock
>bottoms out in pussy
Wouldn't that hur-
>bottoms out in ass
Well now hold on i'm pretty sure there's gonna be some internal dama-
>bottoms out in mouth
Alright hold the fuck up, his dick must be literally in her stomach at this point, not to fucking mention the lack of gag reflex and the snake jaw that she'd need to swallow that whole thing jesus. Don't get me wrong, it's hot, but it's depressing because the 3DPD version pales in comparison.
>serious and easily angered class representative who the guy has a crush on is actually incontinent and wears diapers, and him finding out about it leads to him confessing and them having sex
Why the fuck is this so common in recent diaper H-mangas?
Promise Heron I'll put my fist up, after I'll get my dick sucked
Quick buck, maybe a gold chain
With that fucking flow that s-s-so belittles men
They tentatively tend to turn and go when I am finished
Stone cold, hardly fucking with these niggas, nigga listen
The description doesn't fit, if not a synonym of menace....
>your cum is shooting into my brain
I liked the dark sound and feel off that track
hahaha shit my brother was like this. he tough girls had only one hole for shit and pee. Inside my mind my sides were blasted. years later he saw some uncensored animu girl and knew the truth.
>they don´t know girls pee out their butts
>they don´t know babys come out of the butthole
This gave me a really sad boner
The only thing I hate is the fucking play by play the chicks normally do.
>His hot thing is going in
>Yuto... Yuto is inside me.
>Keep going, keep going!
>Cum inside me, and get me pregnant
I can fucking see what's happening, I don't need an explanation.
Urethra, anus, vagina.
I one read about this elderly woman that was married for many years. She had a check up at a gynecologist, and the gynecologist found that her hymen was still there and her husband was accidentally putting it in her urethra all those years.
And on the hentai front:
Would it kill them to have some foreplay, and to show the characters slowly taking their clothing off?
Most of them skip straight to the fucking, and that's just awful.
I think there's (at least) two reasons:
1) Most artists work under certain restrictions, imposed by the publisher, in which they have a strict page limit to work with. Under those circumstances, they might as well try to fit as much explicit scenes as possible.
2) Some just aren't willing to risk sales in an attempt to innovate, or don't care about repeating the same formulaic approaches to hentai.
That was a bad way to put it. Maybe a better way would be to say that they shouldn't be so exaggerated, at least not all the time.
In my opinion that's still within a reasonable limit. It doesn't look like she's getting tortured or something.
Nice, you can't go wrong with them.
>Squeezing the testicles to make the guy cum more
>Biting the clitoris during oral
It probably has to do with the fact that being restrained of their free will, of their autonomy to act (only in appearance) and be completely dependent on the other party triggers their horniness.
Funny thing is, the normal reaction would be fear, but it only works because of the trust deposited on the other.
So in that sense, more than victimization, being a hostage-fetish, or something related to the basis of Stockholm syndrome, would be more correct.
>Why don't they just take a hot bath beforehand?
Because water dries the skin.
Don't you ever wonder why your hands get dry after you wash them, it's actually oil that makes your hands moist, not water, and vaginal lubricant is not water, it's thicker.
Safe words wouldn't matter if your partner decided to betray you.
Well, maybe im just rationalizing it too much, but i personally wouldn't like to be in that position, too much vulnerability.
Anyway, we're going too deep for a mere hentai thread, but it was fun nonetheless.
I was that kid
>1) Most artists work under certain restrictions, imposed by the publisher, in which they have a strict page limit to work with.
doujin are more often than not independently published
In that case, material restrictions still apply, such as cost of imprinting. I guess that the ideal situation would be virtual distribution over the internet, but i have to admit that im not well versed on how doujin circles sell their works.
And now that i think about it, i can't really tell what fetish i have. After watching and reading through so much stuff, i tend to cycle between them, but i do know that i dislike
guro some NTRand some scat
That never happened to me but i have a feeling that it could.
So it tasted bad?
He also did Mangaka-san to manga that got an anime couple seasons back.
I can't after a while because I lack the restraint to hold off and recharge.
I also really hate the feeling afterwards, it's not really a feeling but an absence of horniness, call me weird but I like feeling horny.
>guy starts fucking what everything leading to this point had indicated to be his blood related relative
>aww shit yeah son sweet sweet incest
>he gets ready to come
>"I'm gonna cum inside you!"
>"No, I'll get pregnant!"
>"It's okay, we're only step-related."
You don't feel interested in sex, you don't feel warm, you don't have that nice diamond hard cock feeling, it sucks.
It's like I subconsciously realise that I've tricked my body into feeling like it's passed on its genes and that's why I'm useless now.
> sex friend wants to stop being sex friends because she fell in love with him and thinks mc doesnt love her
>sneaks around his house after sex and finds a letter with child, marriage and financial planning
I'm talking about pornography "squirting". Like streams of fluid coming out of a vag. That shit is fake. All that ever happens is clear or milky fluid coming out of the vag, or a clear pee-like fluid coming out of your urethra.
Actually, it isn't well documented at all. That's why people think it's fake.
>i came as soon as he put it in
>my mind is going blank
>penis long enough to reach her chest; it's only 20cm
>i'm going to mold your vagina to the shape of my dick
Fuck off champ, /sp/ is waiting for your brilliant insights.
>Proof that sex-ed in america is shit
That's basic biology, taught in grade 7, not sex-ed. Anon was asleep.
Sex-ed in America is where they tell you what a wonderful, sacred, magical thing it is, when two fags blow each other.
This shit was gr8 m8. Thanks for sharing.
>Get to afterword
>You were expecting an afterword, but it was I, DIO! ZA WARUDO
first laugh of the day guys
>Having sex with my
>Poundin that shit nigga
>Feeling a small opening whenever I bottom out.
>Must be the cervix
>She's not making any pain noises.
>Not going 'crazy ahegao' either.
I'm about 6 1/2" and she was 5' tall so think it's possible?
Back when I bothered being a part of society and had relationships, a girl actually said this to me once. It was the most difficult time of my life containing the explosion in my sides.