>No Saber thread
Then you wonder why you'll never join her in Avalon when you people don't appreciate her.
>The UK will never be as much of a shithole as Americuckland. Try again.
>This is what the caliphate of britain believes.
>go to England on vacation with some friends
>we're supposed to go out for dinner that night, but until then we can just dick around in the city
>we have to meet at the hotel at 9pm
>we're having fun
>it starts to get dark out
>go to check my watch
>I forgot it in the room
>figure I'll just go ask someone
>walk up to someone and ask
>ARE YOU WIMBLY SIXES MATE!? IM CRIMBO NINAN WACKITY SAX APPLE DIN DIN SPROINGO TOINGO CHAP
>have no idea what he just said
>YOU WOT MATE
>he starts to laugh maniacally
>Big Ben rings out
>everyone stops in the fucking street
>one guy starts counting on his toes
>OI CHAPS, IT BE 6 BONGER I SAY
>everyone starts screaming out SIX BONG SIX BONG
>a carriage with the initials HRH rides down the street
>the fucking queen herself sticks her head out
>OI YOU FUCKAPLE GITS DID YE HEAR THAT!? IT BE 6 BONG 6 FUCKING BONG YA WANKERS IT BE CRIMBO SIXER FLAMBAM
>looks at her
>they begin jabbering
>someone is throwing fish and chips into the air en masse
>someone pulls out British flag
>starts waving it while singing God Save the Queen
>our fucking faces
I would but you posted a shit girl, so no.
Best girl 10 years running. There is nothing you can say to tarnish her image.
Wait is the TV License thing real?
Not even third world countries have that.
Must suck being a yuropoor living in a shit country.
Feels pretty good, lad.