Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is densest of them all?
Shirou has been giving us some great density-moments lately.
Shirou isn't even that dense, I never got why he was always the posterboy for denseness.
Pic related is much worse.
Nah, he really is pretty dense. And gets called on it often.
I've done both of these and then some denser moments...
As soon as Nasu finishes writing Sacchin route.
You have to wait 10+ years for neglected side characters to get a route.
>This is my sister Fuji-Nee. We're not actually related by blood.
Shirou. You have to have watched at least one anime in your life. You should know what this means.
Is Bazett even a virgin? She does the same job as Ciel and Kotomine and both of them managed to get some and one even spat out a child. Maybe she's just one of those people like Taiga.
>well shirou, if you want to swim in a pool, you could come over to my house
>and get naked
>and see me exclusively in a bikini
>and have the two of us wet and bothered
>with no one to bother us
>sure, and i'll invite everyone else over!
She is. Avenger teases her about it.
I suppose it's possible she transferred mana to Lancer after summoning him, but that's neither confirmed nor denied.
But it's really hard to follow Tohsaka's reasoning.
>The instant I feel Tohsaka's hard punch, I realize she must be mad.
That explains her awkwardness with Lancer even more now, It's kinda funny, I can't help but ponder how their partnership would of worked if Bazett had not Kotomine'd. Through it kinda makes Lancer a dick, He sure doesn't seem to care that his previous master was killed judging by how he's acting in the anime.
Does femMasterxMaleServant still transfer mana?
The Grail moves to plan B and picks Taiga to atone for Kerry's sin.
They'd bro it up if they got far enough. Archer would teach him his moves, and by day 3 you'd have double UBW and projections out the ass. Gil would cry himself to sleep seeing the double faker squad rape his butthole.
Archer can beat the shit out of any hero, except lancer if he doesn't throw the fucking spear. Especially with the bullshit attack Shirou uses in HF to defeat Seiba.
It'd be great to watch. A shame it'll never happen.
>Bro it up
Nah. Even if Archer accepts Shirou, he'd never get that close to him. The way I figure, he'd still be largely dismissive of Shirou and they'd pretty much never get along. They might be able to agree on some things seeing as how they're the same person, but throw away any thoughts about them becoming "bros".
Just because you want something to happen doesn't mean it would. Besides, they dislike each other on a fundamental level. Even if they're civil with each other, that's gonna be the extent of it. Being forced to experience your past self's stupidity would put anyone in a sour mood. And seeing just how much of a cynical narcissist his future self is probably doesn't make Shirou very happy either.
See I think people mistake something about Archer. He wouldn't straight-out kill Shirou, even if he summoned him. He always gives himself multiple chances to rescind his ideals and to take a new path, like he does in HF. Even in UBW, it took until Ryudou Temple before Archer attacked him head-on, and for the entire time period before that, he tried to convince Shirou while protecting him (from Caster, going home after the Berzercar fight, and such).
Shirou, ever the font of philosophical complexity.
ufotable made her really erotic
>Eventually, their friends, maybe Rin, get sick of how dense and retarded they are
>They convince (force) Bazett to be more aggressive and even get her cute/sexy lingerie
>Bazett is red as fuck as she tries to act more clumsily romantic for Shirou
>Shirou is taken completely by surprise and clumsily responds with stuttered "i-idiot!" and the like.
>The clumsiest sex scene in the entire universe starts to play out
him going inside, killing kotomine, Rin, killing sakura, going out, buying weapons, killing everyone else, quiting high school, going on a plane for his next hero move, fade to black as you see the first strands of white hair in his hair.