> stop liking things that I don't like!
>I want to talk about the smell of the used panties of my waifu
>this is so mature compared to shounen shit!
>Everyone on /a/ says ''no'', though.
Everyone on /a/ doesn't make the rules, moot does. If you don't like it, leave.
Go back to whatever hovel you crawled out of with your shitty taste.
Kish is really striving to ruin NS hopes.
>saiyanisland dot com
I bring gifts from narusaku.com, which is currently on lockdown
>Sakura's personal theorycrafter
This is TL;DR post about huge conspiracy going on in Shounen Jump because Naruto ended up with Hinata
>trying this hard to fit in
I have a tip for you, if you dont like these threads dont post in them faggot
Blame Toneri for putting the earrings on her. I thought the gold chains were earrings but they are apparently on the hat.
>tfw he was one of the first people who felt sorry for Naruto
>he's dead now
Are you sure that you are not trying too hard to fit in?
They're just completely crazy aren't they? I mean, all this hate at a fictional character who hooked up with another fictional character. I've seen people get mad, but this is a whole different level of mad. I suppose the Kannagi rage was somewhat comparable but I don't remember it lasting quite as long. I could be wrong though.
The fuck is this nigga on?
Ya know, if Naruto didn't end up with Hinata there was another girl I kind of shipped him with. One that would make him happy to the end of his days.
>The most anti-NTR movie ever made
Thank you based Kishimoto & SP
You should wait for Australian time to make a Naruto thread on /a/ OP.
If you make it in the morning all you will get is dub spammers and regular spammers.Wait for night and you can have a decent conversation.
Honestly, I love the hypocrisy. I checked out a few SnK threads because I've heard they are bad - and they are far worse then any Naruto thread I've seen. Way more Tumblr, roleplaying, fujoshits everywhere, SJW shit - yet somehow those are allowed to have 24/7 threads literally called "generals". I guess the newer kids wanna fit in and shitpost these threads?
I guess that's why the movie going to air here in Australia first instead of any other country in the Western world.
>there is a guy on /a/ so fucking buttblasted about these threads that he went out of his way to find save cancerous Narutard shit
>just so he could spam it in the hopes of annoying people/making the most disliked threads on /a/ look a bit worse
His silly antics are the biggest thing keeping me checking up on these threads.
See, denial when the first unconfirmed pics came out was a thing.
Detaching onself from reality this far while still wanting your ship to be 100% real is another.
Which application(s) would you buy?
>Izuna's Weather Forecast
>Tobirama's Play Store
The only time Sasuke and Hinata speak to each other in 15 years.
They've gone full crazy mode, I actually feel a bit sad for them. They think it's a marketing gimmick, despite Kishimoto himself saying he planned Naruto and Hinata end for awhile/he likes the two of them because the lack of drama is "refreshing". Or, on the flipside, they still think the movie is bait and switch. They're just setting themselves up for a bigger rall.
It looks like somewhere from him retrieving her, she gets knocked out or hurt? The sequence is a little confusing since we see him holding her with the hat on (both conscious and unconscious), then we see her falling and losing the hat as Naruto grabs her.
people go butthurt over nothing, i mean wtf is wrong with all those autist, they can just leave this thread alone and stay in their fuckin retard threads
Any Indonesians here?
We'll get The Last too. The publisher is Blitz Megaplex, it seems.
I know, isn't it amazing?
When was the last time a shonen series decided to end with a movie fully dedicated to the romantic 'adventures' of its main character?
>Indonesian living in Australia
>Shounen series makes a better shoujo movie than a shoujo series could accomplish
>Have Sony's shitty fucking E3 conference on theaters
>Can't have the last Naruto movie
Does anyone else here find NH incredibly boring now? I mean, I 100% wanted it to win but, I wish it would have developed more throughout the manga. I have 0 interests in seeing the movie. Not sure why.
They do, I guess. Always sounds the alarm when we arrive in their airports. movie companies here only exhibit Dragon Ball and Saint Seiya that have almost a fanatic religious cult around here.
So when these are released in Australia are they english subs or do yall get the english dubbed version? Because if its already dubbed I wonder why it takes so long to release in America. Pretty sure Canada would get it at the same time the US does.
I'm not disappointed, I didn't expect it to become canon in the first place. A fucking kissing scene, confession/proposal from Naruto, a wedding and even a comfy family scene with their kids is more than anyone could have hoped for.
NHfags does NOT fucking get to feel disappointed, I'll kick your ass irl.
>Tweeps, up until now there are no information about THE LAST NARUTO MOVIE
"Tweeps" is what Blitz Megaplex call their twitter followers. I'm calling that picture fake.
What pisses /a/ off is that Fakku also started as a site that 'illegally' hosted fan translated eromanga and only recently decided to become 'legal', buying the rights to some of those translations.
Now they are basically using their allies in Japan to get a competitive advantage in the English-speaking community by also targeting series they "might like to buy" even though they do not own the rights to them.
>Everyone on /a/ doesn't make the rules, moot does
Hahahahaha my fucking sides
This movie is full of romance.
>antagonist is a muslim
>still dresses his waifu in a burka wihch doesn't hide shoulders
You made me spit out my coffee you fucker
He says that and he also says he can't write romance because it embarasses him, so he left the romantic parts to an actual director experience with directing romance.
Some of us just don't expect there to be this much cheesy shit.
Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.
However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the jutsus, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole ninja faggotry and everything about the Naruto world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.
Naruto is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to /a/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Naruto threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.
So I just finished the movie with tsundere blonde Hinata. I could have sworn that was intentional since the physical resemblance was uncanny
Do you think the movie will have cameos of the past movie characters? It would be perfect if the two met
Not quite. The presence of >>117645591 clearly shows some days are better for Naruto threads than others. Can't tell if it's a specific day like Sunday, but there are days where Naruto threads are more accepted.
Not saying the threads are any good, just saying that someday they can go for long.
>it's ok guys, the manga's about to end, just let them have their threads and then they'll be gone for good
>meanwhile, one month later
So fucking predictable. The worse thing is all these threads are being under the pretense of discussing the movie when everyone and their grandma knows naruto movies are complete shit. Not even narutards like them.
>tfw based moon caliph going to get cuckd
i didnt asked for this feels
Decent Narutu threads usually happen later on. Today is sunday though, so all cool kids shitpost on 4chins.
>This movie is full of romance
I didn't expect this much. I was expecting a hand-holding and maybe hugging, not rubbing oil in the middle of the night in an empty room.
A concept you dont seem to understand. Self moderation means that you dont respond to a topic and let it die if youre not interested in discussing it, nothing else.
It means that you should shit posts to drive the post count up. What youre doing is the exact opposite of self moderation because, spoiler alter, falsely reporting threads that dont break any rule isnt self moderating.
You would even get the concept if it bit you in the ass. Thats the problem with boards like /a/ and /tv/. You dont fucking understand what self moderation is and you cant even contain yourself when you look at 100+ threads in the cataloge and decide to react to the one topic that pisses you off.
Are you sure that youre actually old enough to browse this site?
/a/ has become Gaia
>hating that feelerino
I think you should go back to facebook, normie.
/a/ was a shithole since the end of '07.
-Damsel in distress
-Long poofy hair
-Different color eyes
-Has special Chakra
-Gives Naruto the powerup
-Wants to bone Naruto
The only differences were the hair color and the opposite personality
I wonder how many crossboarders there are in this thread
Ah, another way a physical act that is in no way lewd can be translated as lewd. Ointment application on the back.
>Naruto is over 30 years old
>has a prestigious job, a loving wife and two kids
How does that makes you feel?
It is accepted because everyone sucks Togashi's dick. Although everyone knows he is a lazy motherfucker that when gets bored of his actual work, he finishes poorly or declares hiatus of years.
Still can't believe Naruto managed to have two kids while everyone else has one.
Either Naruto's sperm or Hinata's womb is magical.
Or, if you ever bother to read NH arguments (don't, why would you) NaruHina has 'parallels with itself'.
Which one would you adopt and how would you raise them?
but the contracts and the fact that naruto is on air and shit?
I bet that is also a huge source of income for him
I wonder if he ever has to work or do anything to make money anymore
$20 million in total assets apparently at least back whenever they tried to measure it last time.
Toriyama on the meanwhile is worth $45 million. Oda even more than that.
Rumiko Takahashi is also worth more than Kishimoto. So is Togashi and his wife put together I think.
>1st is derp piece, second I forgot and third is narutu
Second is fucking Dragon Ball, man, how can you forget? The fact that Dragon Ball sold more volumes in 42 volumes compared to Naruto's 72 shows just how popular DB is. Though probably it does count the rereleases?
I wonder if we'll eventually have the kanzenban versions of Naruto volumes.
>>Hiatus x Hiatus
>>better than Narutu
I'm not being facetious or speaking in hyperbole when I say that Naruto is a blatant rip off of Hunter x Hunter. It's not the same as other series which take plot a couple plot points or story ideas from other series and then give it a new spin. Naruto is almost Nick Simmons level plagiarism. We're talking shameless thievery of entire important scenes, characters and character backgrounds, battle mechanics and development. There was a time when no one on /a/ would deny this, but then a handful of cocksucking, loud and obnoxious Naruto fanboys invaded this place on late 2009. But this still isn't up for debate. If we brought in any lawyer or judge specialized in copyright laws, he'd readily agree that the similarities are overwhelming and obviously intentional.
The developers of the Nurutu games pushed NaruHina for a fucking decade. They always were pretty straight forward when it came to that.
Maybe they were told, maybe they just did anyway, maybe they even had an impact. Who knows. Anime team as well as the game developers certainly never wanted Sakura to win.
Naruto (and other mangas as well) had to struggle against online piracy. Still, for the second place of its generation i think it did pretty great.
Talking of which, who was the second place in DBZ generation?
All shounen share the same traits, good job figuring it out. I dropped HxH early on, so I won't argue if Narutu stole everything from it. I don't really care to be honest.
>There was a time when no one on /a/ would deny this, but then a handful of cocksucking, loud and obnoxious Naruto fanboys invaded this place on late 2009
I think it has something to do with overall quality drop after Gurren lagann and CODE GEASS (which are good shows btw) which let many newfriends in. narutu threads were not the only one who got hit with these shit heads.
So do we call multiple tsundere 'tsunderes' or 'tsundere', I'm still not clear on that. Why do we follow the pluralization rules of Japanese when we transplant their words into English, anyway?
I figured throwing an s on the end is just a regular way of pluralizing. The other plurals like deer, fish, octopi, etc are really the exceptions. I never took it as Japanese rules.
Sasuke and Hinata have never even spoken to each other in the manga. I don't even know if Sasuke knows that Hinata exists. And the only reason Hinata knows Sasuke exists is because Naruto won't ever shut up about him.
I'm sure Hinata and Sasuke know of each other, they were in the same class. But she is the only one not to fan girl him and there is no reason to believe he ever really cared about her.
I'm on my way, thanks for reminding me.
You mean Hinata for Sakura? No. He had a crush on Sakura when he was 12 that stemmed from his rivalry with Sasuke and thought that a man (Haku) was better looking than her. While as a grown man he's fallen head over heels in love with Hinata.
You can have all the romantic scenes between Naruto and Hinata in the world, but untill Teuchi personally approved of their relationship and gave them a couple special ramen bowls, this ship will never be canon.
There's apparently a scene of them eating cup ramens together, just move on from there.
So what about when they use loanwords in their language? Do they remove the plural as well?
Like for example, if Salada uses the kage bunshin, does she becomes a bunch of Saladas?
It happened several years after the war. I could understand if they suddenly got together in chapter 699, but given their interactions it wasn't unbelievable that they would get together somewhere down the road.
If that spoiler of Shikamaru calling out Naruto for moping around because he's 'lost his woman' and given up his goal of being hokage is true then that would be awesome. It's amazing how many time he's pretty much shown to be the true best friend rather than Sauce.
You're a retard if you didn't see that they were going to be married by the end and you've been skipping over parts of the manga if you didn't see Naruto showing his care for Hinata.
>Naruto showing his care for Hinata.
If you think Naruto not mentioning Hinata's confession is shipping bullshit, then I feel sorry for you and you need to take a writing course or something. It's poor writing, not shipping
and then we get an entire movie showing how he fell for her
Well, to be honest, almost everyone in the village knew Hinata had the hots for Naruto except for Naruto. So he might not realize how deeply she really cared for him.
Does Hinata like to smell Naruto's sweaty clothing?
What about vice versa?
Naruto threads are always full of tumblr/deviantart/meme shit and newfags falling for bait
Well, at least you fags learned to rename your imagines after someone told you a few thousand times.
According to the spoiler poster, apparently Naruto has had strong feelings for Hinata prior to the start of my movie but he's just kinda learning to understand how he's feeling and how to express it.
I don't know if that's the case but we'll see soon enough.
>rename your imagines
I give Pixiv images tumblr names. You can't even tell the difference.
Why do Narutards try to justify their shitty generals by telling people to go back to their waifu threads? Nurutu threads boil down to shitposting about Hinata and NaruHina. It's unacceptable tumblr-tier trash.
>hating Naruto generals of war
Mifune is top tier, you shouldn't even try to deny it.
>he regularly browse threads he hates
Just because Naruto is written for 5 to 10 year-old japanese boys doesn't mean it has an excuse to be nonsensical, idiotic, stupid, lacking any internal coherence, continuity or logic, or with horrible characters.
I don't think anyone is disputing the lack of quality. Everyone knows it sucks, but a lot of people on /a/ read it at one point or another, usually in a phase where everything sticks with you. I stopped reading before part one ended and it still affected me enough to be here.
Sure it is.
Have to disagree with you there.
The only pairing that came out of nowhere was Choji and Karui. NaruHina has plenty of development throughout the series, though it stayed primarily one-sided until the movie.
>Everyone on /a/ says ''no'', though.
/a/ isn't and never was a hivemind, you stupid sad fuck. Now follow your own advice and piss off to another place, which will be more fitting for "m-muh sekkrit club", faggot.
>NaruHina has plenty of development
If you mean the pain arc, then you may think Naruto not mentioning Hinata's confession is shipping bullshit, then I feel sorry for you and you need to take a writing course or something. It's poor writing, not shipping
I just agreed that the writing is shit, didn't I? You can still enjoy aspects of something, even while knowing how bad it is. The development of NH is shit, but I like the ship. A lot.
Every shitposter is a buttblasted NSfag.
Prove me wrong.
>/a/ is a hivemind
>that just so happens to coincide with my taste
Apparently there was a time when posting Naruto could get you banned around here, but now that sentiment is, at best, a meme. Get the fuck over yourself.
>Naruto seethed with the worst emotions he ever felt at Hinata's death.
Keep in mind that this was after he had already felt the sting of Jiraiya's and Kakashi's death and of seeing his home village completely destroyed. Then ofcourse there's the blood promise to beat Neji since he tried to beat her in a completely fair match.
>Nurutu shipperfags have their heads so far up their own asses that anyone who disagrees with them is just a buttblasted shipper of some shit they don't like
That still happens. About a week ago a mod banned the maker of a Naruto thread and put "(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)" and then did the same to someone who complained in the thread. But then on the other hand there's the mod who keeps banning the retarded gore and dubspammers. So it's all whose on duty at the time, but the reason a bunch of Naruto threads gets deleted before archiving is because of that first mentioned mod.
Zero to murderous rage in 2 seconds, all because of Hinata.
Is this serious? What was the reason behind it, was it the threats they sent to Kishi?
She does have a smile that makes you want to fall in love with her, fuck her senseless, and start a world war for her at same time.
They get deleted because that single mod is breaking the rules of this site. And the threads don't get spammed anymore. Presumably because the other mods banned the 2 or 3 spammers who would spam.
Team 8 probably has the most sibling-esque relationship.
>the thing" anymore and hasn't been for years
Are you implying that they stopped watching/ reading it