Can we all agreed that Tiramy is a bro, right?
He's the best mascot but Nature is the best character.
>Fairies come to the bar
>Tirami wants them on his lap
is he supposed to be my self insert? because I want to be Tirami
>Are all dudes from Maple Land mascots?
Most. Jack Randy isn't.
I've always liked Koboli long before the surge in Earthfags lately.
She is addict yet: aware of her surroundings, able to drop her "addiction" to do what she is required completely normal even practice or put on standby before an inmediate task.
What an addict she is. You lost, your foundation was flawed, you backpedal like a motherfucker.
Except she never dropped her addiction. She does it for a few minutes then she's back to her phone. You're so obsessed with trying to somehow win this discussion that you're blind to the most basic aspect of her character.
But she doesn't have a character other than being timid and liking homos.
And I told you (and someone else) that she won't put her phone over the kid, after all she puts no phone over work. For your argument to be in effect malice is required because she would know what's happening and would put her phone over it. Not gonna happen.
>Just don't ever bring him around your wife/girlfriend.
Even more than that, don't ever get in a situation where he could benefit from fucking you over. Asshole would still probably end up stealing your wallet just for the hell of it.
I know he's cute and fun and you want to think you're cool for hanging with him but just give up. Tiramie a shit.
The latter, OP has downs.
Do you not read subs?
No need of malice, anon. I also said before that putting the phone away for individual tasks is one thing, another is putting it constantly to take care of a child. Can she do it? I don't think so, because, again, that's her only character trait. It would need some serious character development for her to become something else other than a bitch who's on her phone all the time.
Sure, we can keep quoting each other, but at this point I'm only repeating myself and you're only ignoring what I already said more than once.
You just went back to 24/7 in all senses. Malice would be required because she has to ignore the children's needs (that she is ware of). A housewife has to cook and clean, so back to your unrealistic standards of paranoia 24/7 to make it work, even if she is on her phone she is not on the other side of the world, nothing bad will happen and you are just going in circles because you too to back to phone over kid. You want the cake and eat it.
he tried to tentacle rape Sento
it went badly for him
As far as I know housewives usually aren't addicted to cooking and cleaning. And even if they were, these things are a necessary part of raising a child. The fact you even had to compare something so superfluous as her phone habits with cooking and cleaning only shows how void your point is.
I used it to attack your "attention 24/7" that you say, then say you didn't then go back to it, not to compare it to her phone.
Truth is, she will do what she is required to do, she won't neglect her baby.
i was amused by how blase' the waitress was about sento just shooting tiramie since i vaugely recall something about the mascots using some magic so that they appear to be human while they're out of the park
I proved it, also I forgot that comparing the phone to duties is stupid because you can be on a phone next to your baby but can't be working on the frying pan while carrying your baby.
>sitting like a retard
>not making the conscious decision to watch your posture like a nazi when you're in 3rd grade to avoid fucked back
Not to mention it helps you not look like a fuckup. WATCH YOUR FUCKING POSTURE WHEN YOU TALK TO PEOPLE. IF YOUR NECK ISN'T VERTICAL YOU HAVE FAILED.
>implying it wasn't about him all along
All it was required was to show that she can do tasks without a phone and I did it, when they entered the trial in fairy episode she let the phone rest. Then I require to prove that she can provide her child but within reason, not your absurd autism, that is actually an obsession.
What's wrong? The Elementarios barely got screen time until Episode 9, the rest is just Kanie and Sento everywhere, Kanie is a narcissistic douche and Sento is bland as fuck. I take the mascots any day.
Is the dinosaur like this in actual Japanese, or is it just the sub group making shit up?
Maybe that explains why she dances like a drunk monkey.
I had my suspicions. What kind of conversation was going on instead that caused these reactions?
Are you mentally deficient
He's saying he wants to see tits and stuff, and Kanie is telling him to focus on his job
It has nothing to do with >le memecartel boogeyman
Shit son, calm down. I was just wondering if he was throwing out double entendres in Japanese or not, not being proficient in the language myself.
I am smashed off my head, which might explain any apparent mental deficiency
This is a person going on a computer. The globular structure on the left with a dark eyespot is attempting to represent a human. The short tube-like structure extending from its ventral side is likely its hands or the computer mouse. In front of the person is the keyboard, which is the hemicircle gridded object. The rectangle with a sinusoidal wave is likely a computer monitor. The line extending from its bottom is the cord. Next to that monitor, you can see half a rectangular structure, which is another monitor. Below that is a third rectangle, which is another monitor. To the left of the third monitor are pieces of scraps.
>Macaron is a macaron
>Tirami is a tiramisu
>what the fuck is a Moffle?
Now it's just one-liners trying to redefine words yet I am the one with void points, you first need to prove addiction then how it can put someone in danger. You are a long way from the point you are forcing.
She likes her phone, more than you, but she knows what she needs to do.
She attended practice.
I tought Macaron was actually Japan's shitty way of saying Macarron.
'Moffle' is based off of Fumoffu, something from Full Metal Panic from which the character originated.
I laughed at this scene more than I should've
I don't know, it was pretty bullshit when he messed up Kanye's game.
>not choosing fire as best fairy
>being this mentally ill
the headbanging got me. The hair flicking old man reminded me of Nichijou for some reason.
If Salama had that kind of coordination, how the fuck did she do decently in the DDR test?
Technology is easy
It's just the teamwork part that was hard, they're uncoordinated
Even muse was bad on stage.
Also, you now notice the speck on Fire's skirt moving back and forth
It was bad administration, I think they never practiced during Sento's administration also free fridays.
Or they just act as the plot demands.
I am pretty fucking sure I've seen this tie on some other guy in some other (recent?) anime.
I wanted to see them date just to see Sento get jealous.
It would have been fun.
According to the episode it is, accept the canon because they did well this episode.
>you will never have Kobori as a girlfriend
>you will never fulfill her fujoshit fantasies to keep her
>you will never marry her
>you will never take responsibility and raise your kids
>you will never grow into old age with Kobori
>you will never hold Kobori's hand as she sheds a tear on your deathbed
>Kobori will never attend your funeral and place roses she grew herself on your tombstone
brb Maple Land ;_;
>no erotically blanketed Sento
KyoAni is still based, but damn.
I don't remember FMP Moffle looking this horrible last time I watched this.
>that Ebola episode tho
Why is Tiramii so great
>Can we all agreed that Tiramy is a bro, right?
he's hilarious, decieptful, lecherous, and probably a great dude to go out drinking with (but not to pick up chicks). That said no, he's no bro. he'll stab you in the back so fast you won't even feel the knife slide into your back.
he's a hilarious dick. not a bro.
>didn't watch seinfeld before everything copied it
>can't enjoy it at all by no fault of the writers because it feels so generic
Shit taste in an amaburi thread. Sasuga, /a/non
>you will never plow Koboli's fertile soil
THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!
I have the same problem watching a lot of older anime. It especially sucks when a scene comes up that's been parodied so many times I can't take it seriously.
I get Beavis and Butt-head vibes from them
>Tirami will never get his sausage wet.
>tfw magical penises
>She's the self insert one and only waifu material. The one you'll try to approach while she's being all shy and hard to get. Gradually she becomes fond of you. You take her out to dinner or just sip some coffee at a cafe. Nothing too extravagant. She'll be happy with anything ordinary as long you're there. And when the time comes you'll both be together as one. She'll be the motherly nature of the home you live in. She will nurture your kids and always greet you with a smile when you wake up on the very same bed you both sleep in.
Still fucking gets me.
Imagine yourself inviting Kobori to do waltz. She refuses and says that she can't dance. Convinced but uneasy she does it with you. At the very beginning she was minding her movement too much that she doesn't immerse herself in the moment. Noticing this you smile at her and say that you're here. Hearing this she looks up to you and she gives an innocent chuckle. With her eyes locked onto you she gradually loses her uneasiness. Slowly but surely she gains confidence in your comfort. In that moment she thinks to herself. For her to dance this well on a considerable amount of time was a miracle for a girl like her with clumsy feet. With her mind wandering, she trips onto your chest as you catch her. You tease her a little bit but she doesn't respond. With her lowered towards your chest she mumbles that she wants to do waltz with you again. Unsure of you might have heard you asked her what was that she just said. She raises her head and looks at you with a smile and says that it was nothing. You give off an earnest laugh and say to her that you wanna dance with her again. Her eyes brighten as she hears those words. Trying to change the scenery, you ask if she wants to step outside. She slowly shakes her head in refusal and says that she wants to dance with you a little longer.
Off to >>>/fanfic.net/
>Im-fucking-plying he hasn't slept with a ton of nasty sluts
With how much energy he devotes to hitting on woman and the fact that alcohol exists in the universe and the fact that his human form is kinda cute and the fact that he has no standards, it's a statistical impossibility that he's never gotten any poon.
>With how much energy he devotes to hitting on woman and the fact that alcohol exists in the universe and the fact that his human form is kinda cute and the fact that he has no standards, it's a statistical impossibility that he's never gotten any poon.
He had girlfriends in the past. Each one were found to be crazy insane and he had to run away from them. In one case he had to change his address three times to stop getting blood-stained letters in his mailbox.
>How do you know how humans see him?
We found out what he would look like as a human, but it has nothing to do with the charm he wears. The charm just makes people disregard how different you look, Tirami still looks like a pink dog t them.
Jaw and Toriken are more of a bro than him.
That being said, he's still the best mascot.
Still can't understand how important is this thing of hiding your mascot form if Sento just goes shooting like it's the most common thing. I thought they used those charms to avoid unnecessary attention, why the waitress didn't react to the shooting?
And before someone says "she's used to it", this kind disregards the point of hiding the truth about the park and its magical staff.
Unless you're holding a girl down and trying to fuck her when she's clearly expressing a desire not to, it's not attempted rape.
>inb4 "but what if she's drunk, or didn't give express written consent or some other loophole"
Tumblr is thataway.
I'm saying he specifically joined up with the pirates with the express intention of banging captured chicks. He didn't rape anybody, but he was still gonna. That may not make him a rapist, but he was still going to rape people. That's like saying it's okay that a kid was gonna shoot up a school but the gun broke while he was getting ready. He's still a grade-A fucker whether or not he actually did anything.
I don't think anyone would deny Tiramie being a fucking shithead.
But intent to rape doesn't make you a rapist or even an attempted rapist. Besides how do you know it'd be rape, maybe he'd romance the captured girls and they'd seek comfort in his cock.
Still can't get over how great this Ice Cube expression is.
Did you even watched the pool episode?
The walrus pirate said that anyone that joined him would be allowed to do whatever they wanted with the captured females, Tiramie joined without batting an eye, and I highly doubt he didn't have ulterior motives since he would ask Sento how many times she masturbates a week if she didn't retaliate against him
Curse affects her physically. Auto-abortion? Must test.
>Magma < Steam > Darude > Mudslide
idk about white people, but in asia old seedy men often ask ladies to sit on their lap and what not. I think it's a hold over from before women were people in east asia.
my uncle still does it
2, fuck that traitor mascot.
Macaron's family has good genes, top is his daughter
>Still can't understand how important is this thing of hiding your mascot form if Sento just goes shooting like it's the most common thing.
This is because according to canon notes from Gatoh, the barmaid hates Tirami's guts because of his disgusting behavour.
So she would turn a blind eye to any kind of violence he gets subjected to.
I don't blame her, having some dude comment on your big ass every day would get tiring.
not to mention I'm sure he's felt her up a few times and the constant pick up lines would get old fast.
I wonder if she ever accidentally got drunk with them and ended up back at his place.
I can't begin to explain how much I love Tirami. He's a giant pink dog but he's also a perverted horny fuck who has no qualms about taking advantage of underaged girls
You wanna go, faglord
Muse is pure anon.
Waiting to be huggedby me.
Just look at those beautiful child bearinng hips anon