Why does it hurt so much waiting for a cam rip.
Here's a two-page scan of the date. This is all there is in the guidebook.
All the romance Kishi can write.
He's way too dumb to actually ask for the money he could demand and he probably doesn't really think of the shit he does as a job one just does for dosh.
Kinda the same way Superman never asks for money.
he's still a genin
though for what he says, maybe he just miscalculated how much he'd need
>a two-parter complete with silly shenanigans
Include Sai spilling out (or being forced by Ino to tell) info about their date and the other konoha 10 helping them out, then include the typical "Oh no an evil ninja comes to disturb the mission" filler bullshit, and make it an entire fucking arc.
Do it, SP.
Could be this coat from his first movie.
He sure looks nice in that coat though.
new movie will be named BORUTO - NALUTO THE MOVIE
currently the best illustrated movie synopsis at the moment:
>Saved the motherfucking world
>fucking jesus and shit and fucking stronger than almost any ninja alive
>Still keep him genin
what the fuck
I'm going to assume that he skipped to Hokage since after all it's decided by the current Hokage + Jounin voting. He's also probably banned from these types of exams, if he put in even the tinniest amount of effort into the fights, he'd literally obliterate a kid in a single hit/rasengan.
Remember all the collateral damage just him and Bee caused?
The basic contracts the villages work off probably include a clause that should you cause damages beyond a certain amount, that shit goes out of your pocket, and he's definitely dumb enough to fall prey to it.
Think of the forest they got rid of to make the fight just a bit more convenient, all those mountains accidentally blown up, all the wasted fish where they boiled oceans with a missing attack.
That's a helluva lot of lumber, mining and fishin operations and what have you decimated.
You don't need to (and can't really) force him to pay up, but all you need to do is tell him that it's unfair and moved to tear he'll pay back the whole shit to preserve his hero image. Next thing you know is even though he gets millions per high class mission he is much more broke then as a rookie.
from the Last 10 min camrip, it looks like Toneri looses the Tenseigan, which were Hanabi's eyes to begin with and Hanabi's eyes are normal Byakugan again
also Hanabi loves her Kunai with this doll, kunai loving catface Hanabi, why are you such a qt?
Jounin rank is over rated. It's a lottery.
If you're a Jounin, there's high chance Kishi is done with you, and your fate is to die, or be written into the background.
Don't forget that chapters 699, 700 and the movie are non!canon. They are lies of the Infinite Tsukuyomi!
The true !canon ending will come with episode 393, A True Ending, where !canon Naruto will get !canon Sakura.
we posting these?
does anyone have a link to all those buttmads?
i need a laugh
In the last thread someone asks to update the list of "/a/ hyped about Naruto threads" list.
So, the old version has this:
>Kids' movie design reveal
>The Bomb, leaks of 700
>Release of 699
>Release of 700
>First sticky (I can't open it without severe lag, so beware)
>Second sticky (same issue)
and the new threads are these:
>Audio confession + camrip of kiss
>Imgur gallery of NaruSaku responses to all the info above:
>one would assume a thing called field promotion exists
while that is true, does rank even matter to naruto at this point?
>le chatte is mad about deleted autistic yahoo reviews
nana mizuki must be behind this
I've had fill with Naruto, I don't need another incarnation of whiny boy craving attention.
I actually just hope I get to see some cute Mini-Hinata with whiskers, doing mini-Hinata stuff.
I hope she's the main character, not her brother.
>the manga chapter is called A True Ending
So really the Naruto anime on Christmas is going to show their two main character dying. Dying to the point that they need the assistance of the strongest man in the history of the world to get back.
Christmas 2014 is ruined.
The only Japan camrip I ever saw was the Haruhi film. I think one of the Evangelion films was done too but it was unwatchable.
Im surprised we got so many leaks from the nips. An 11 minute scene? My thanks and condolences for the brave soul who sacrificed himself for the greater good and is probably in some dark cell right now.
How does NS shippers feel about Himawari?
On one hand I can't imagine anyone hating her, she's just a cute cat girl without cat ears.
On the other hand... Narusaku shippers...
>an icha icha page from the novelized version of the Last
>Naruto was lost in admiration of Hinata's profile.
>He felt an urge to run his fingers over her beautiful outline.
>Then Hinata suddenly turned around. Naruto quickly looked away.
>"eh...Naruto–kun...what about that scarf?"
>"ah that one...cos the underground is warm...i got rid of it ttebayo"
>"is...is that so..."
>Actually its rather chilly. You can see his breath.
>"Cos you are dressing like this (lightly), you are cold."
>Naruto glanced at Hinata's bare upper arms. The skin is fair and clear.
>"Please don't stare... this is a mission gear so... I can't choose..."
>Hinata hiding her naked arms and lowering her eyes with a blush on her cheeks made Naruto's heart twinge.
>"something, anything will do...I oughta say something now! I must say something(cool)!"
Mexican Asians is more accurate because the Spaniards literally took over for 300+ years and forced their language so hard it's literally 50% of Tagalog
source: actually being a flipfag
Holy shit. That's horrible.
I'm so glad I quit this shipper bullshit years ago.
This story sure was a delight.
No, not delight. Something amusing, but absolutely, totally, objectively, horrible.
The only good part of the movie was when this guy appeared.
My opinion of her sure has improved significantly once I saw her in motion and with voice.
Wasn't that after fucking Hinata in vain for about 20 years until she becomes infertile or something?
Shit was fucked up to a point where I was no longer sure whether it was an autistic revenge drawing or a parody of one.
The son of the greatest doujin artist couple and the daughter of an...extremely sexually starving wife an Uchiha?
Got himself a Zetsu body with some delicious Hashirama cells to power his bullshit research for decades. If he nabbed a few he could feasibly just cultivate/clone them and have the whole immortality project done without the inconveniance of nabbing a new body every three years.
Plus wood element and assorted powers too.
Power of best girl.
Neji getting beat at the exams and Neji's death made the clan so much better.
These two are so cute together as kids. The fact that it could never happen is a travesty.
Have SP animate Hinata's infinite tsukuyomi to be "always together with Naruto" and have her actually being with Naruto from their childhood, or whatever.
goddammit, never have I turned to such faggotry.
If Konohamaru doesn't win the Hanabibowl we riot.
Lives in the suburbs, spends most of his time in his lab coming up with new jutsus, hangs out with Tsunade occasionally, was best man at Sasuke's wedding, local kids admire him for being a war hero that helped save the world.
Or just have a Dragon Ball GT plot and have them turned back into kids through some jutsu that cannot be undone easily. Then you can have Salad wanting to fuck Naruto and a jealous Hinata.
I certainly don't see why they should.
If this is at all accurate, then we'll have Naruto blush when Hinata drinks water from his hands.
What kind of gesture is scooping up water using your hand for somebody else, anyway? That just seems inconvenient.
and why does it give such a boner
and Naruto is now forever depressed. He regrets marrying Hinata and ever having children with her. Now he drinks alcohol to cope and beats his wife and kids on a daily basis. They know they cannot escape nor get him arrested because he is the hokage.
The artist can't believe the kiss either.
>Hinata is fine as hell and I need to impress her
>I got it, I'll scoop some water for her to drink, damn Naruto you are smooth
>O-Oh shit, she's actually doing it
>Oh fuck oh geez, this is way more lewd than I originally expected
>Sakura x Naruto are the cuter couple
Those two are cute together too, but the takahashi couple dynamic NxS had was exciting, amusing, and cute due to contrast (gap moe). For me, I typically see gap moe higher cuter than standard me.
>pierrot finally being able to publish all their nh fanart
That scene shown in the OP is basically an excuse for SP to show NaruHina as if they had always been together since they were small.
Because Neji actually changed the Hyuuga. Then Naruto changed the rest of it. With his penis.
I don't remember the exact number, but he made $10,000 - $50,000~ over the course of the series because of how few missions he took and because of how much time he took off.
Jiraiya and Orochimaru were rolling in cash because the were doing hundreds of S-Rank missions, Tsunade not so much since she presumably lost a majority of it to gambling.
>Hinata saying she's going to take back Hanabi's eyes in her usual soft sweet tone
Hinabunny can be fucking scary sometimes.
Hiashi only has boner when constructing the Plan and when the plan is successful.
>Narusaku still cling to the 'omg our ship was so beautifully crafted in the manga'\
>Interviews keep coming out about Kishi being too embarrassed to write romance, so he didn't write any romance in the manga
>OMG HE'S LYING HE TOTALLY WROTE NS ROMANCE HE SOLD OUT LIAR
>Kishimoto just said Hinata was the sole person who saw Naruto and cared for him from the beginning
I love that they're claiming evil NH shippers are deleting their negative YahooJP reviews and not the obvious reasons 'their ISP are foreign and they obviously haven't seen the movie'.
I knew there was omsething wrong with that design.
Well, Jiraiya is also a succesful smut author with even a movie deal, and I guess Orochimaru forces all his slaves to pay him an entrance fee to join the "come with me and maybe someday I'll steal your body" club.
Can't believe Naruto of all shonen would have an animated kiss between the MC and a formerly-side character.
Can't believe he's a dad either. Can't believe he has a loving family of three. Can't believe he won so hard.
>He felt an urge to run his fingers over her beautiful outline.
Naruto+Sakura pair resembled nothing like you usually see in Rumiko Takahashi works. For one thing only one person acted jerky directly to another as opposed to both people acting jerky towards each other and there was lack of sexual tension between the pair--or at least from Sakura's side.
>Not understanding symbolism
Kishimoto said Hinata was the sole person who was there for Naruto from the start. Them running together as teens/preteens/kids with the red scarf billowing behind them is just a visual symbol about how they were always meant to walk side by side forever.
Hiashi put a bomb in her womb set to trigger if any non-Naruto dick ever penetrated her.
Even in autistic revenge fanfiction you can't beat the master at his own game.
>Hinata's chest next to Sakura's
She's spilling over.
>implying being jazzy grandpa isn't part of the plan
>can directly tailor the children
>can always get contact with them due to being grandpa - e.g. when Naruto and Hinata are 'busy' and need babysitting.
>Salad is a fujoshit
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
I can't even imagine them fucking. I just imagine them holding hands and just, I don't know, playing around with each other? What do kids do when they're really close with each other?
Needs more Linkin Park.
He's somewhere in Argentina laughing his ass off over how he got away with everything.
They're going to end up with 7 kids by the end of all this, aren't they? Hiashi's going to have his own private army of godchildren.
BUT I DIDN'T GO TO YOUR WEDDING!
Even in this Hinata is still the best girl.
Really, nobody can hate Hinata in this story, which makes this anti-NaruHina work is by making Naruto a worse character for divorcing Hinata.
Reminder that Sakura has polluted the Uchiha genepool and this is likely if they ever have a second child.
Sasuke better hope his genes are STRONK.
>getting a girl to eat/drink out of your hands
You may as well already be married, anon.
It's Byakugan combined with Hamura's chakra or something.
One of its abilities is to drive the moon and other astronomical objects towards Earth.
Even upgraded byakugan is nowhere as OP as upgraded Sharingan.
I stopped going there long ago when they went normalfag. That's just one of the things that stuck to me, is all. If there's a proper term for that, then I'll opt for it.
She isn't, but she's often harsh (seeing him as a good) and displays her violent temper towards him. Despite all that, she cares for him and has affection, though it isn't romantic. Sakura fulfills most requirements here. That couple thing doesn't exactly need romance, it's just a dynamic thing. Naruto does bicker with Sakura, but he isn't a jerk nor does he get even, so I guess it isn't wholly correct to call them that, but the bickering can constitute to a degree.
I would say there is tension on Sakura side since people can see the affection, even if it is non-romantic. The bickering plus how she often treats Naruto harshly/violent in an exaggerated and amusing way can serve as tension for Sakura.
Karin x Suigetsu.
>pink haired Uchiha fuccboi
Madara is spinning in his fucking grave.
>Sakura has polluted the Uchiha genepool
Nah she gave him the perfect daughter.
Sasuke's genes are definitely stronger and Kishi is not sadistic enough to give Sasuke a pink haired boy.
The end of the Uchiha as we know it.
>Hyuuga crest symbol on his shirt
>Hyuuga crest symbol on his son's jacket
I wish Sasuke would have been more.... selective
More careful about not breeding with some average genes.
Okay, someone explain me this.
What's the use of making a new visual, the tag "Naruto & Hinata, and a new family member! See their love in this movie!!" when that particular visual is never used in the movie and the scene with only Bolt as a baby doesn't actually exist?
Just some more marketing lies?
As if the Uchiha weren't a bunch of preening feminine prettyboys already.
Sasuke has a child with:
Someone in the Sand village
Someone in the Mist village
Someone in the Cloud village
Someone in the Rain VIllage
He needed to rebuild the Uchiha clan but Sakura being exclusive wasn't the way to do it. Sakura is a cuck anyway so she doesn't care as long as she can get a piece of that DarkDick
>but she's often harsh (seeing him as a good) and displays her violent temper towards him
she does that with anybody that annoys her
she doesn't fullfill the takahashi girl requirements because she's missing the most important ones: the anger out of jealousy and the volatile relationship with male lead. Sakura is not tsundere when she likes somebody, she's full dere (Sasuke)
they don't bicker, sakura yells at him and naruto takes it
I can't wait to see Sauce as an awkward father.
>naming your daughter after a bowl of lettuce
Any edgy cred Sasuke built up over the years is gone.
I genuinely want to know what kind of a lover/boyfriend/husband Sasuke is to Sakura.
He's a tsundere-ish dork in Part I before the Sasuke Retrieval arc, but now that he's older, is he still the same?
>Don't get any funny ideas, nii-san
Sakura demands a kiss from Sasuke, Salad says Sakura is cunning and Sasuke has the dokis
So what is this symbol exactly? Hinata had it, Hanabi had it in the filler, but its also been used elsewhere.
Is it a land of fire symbol or a hyuga one? They also have the 8 trigrams one.
>Also I don´t want Salad to have a brother
>not wanting a tsundere nerd and trap shota to fight over their father's eyehax
Me too. You know he'd do anything for his child but he takes his daughters scoldings all the time and has to endure it because it's part of his atonement.
>DAD WHERE THE HECK HAVE YOU BEEN THIS TIME?!
>Saving orphans from a burning building in the Mist Village, dear
>DON'T YOU KNOW A LOT OF THEM HAVE WATER POWERS WHY DIDN'T YOU LET THEM HANDLE IT?!?!
>Because I have to atone for my past sins, dear
>WHY DON'T YOU ATONE BY TAKING ME TO THE RAMEN SHOP? I HAVEN'T SPENT TIME WITH YOU IN WEEKS
>*sigh* Yes dear...
>sir what do we do? We ran out of gray to use?
>eh just use blue. We can always retcon it or make another kid. Yahagi always said retxonning was okay to do in a children's manga.
He probably reverted back to his part 1 self, sans "I'm an avenger" bullshit.
That shit doesn't work, Hashirama is the most overpowered ninja in history, he married an Uzumaki that became the nine tails host and nobody even remembers who their kids were.
this after he delivers blow after blow to certain fags with constant interviews and official art?
I really really want Sarada to awaken her uchiha powers when she finds out her Husbando is in trouble