>Koe no Katachi
Not at all. I'd just hook up with Ueno. I'd feel a bit bad for stealing her away from the dyke, but hey.
I wonder if the deaf girl would still try to kill herself if Ishida never bothered getting close to her, though.
Literally the greatest thing that could ever possibly happen to me.
Nope, just another 150 chapters of misunderstandings and blueballs.
Time to /glassesadjust.
I would have anal sex with her.
I'm okay with this...
For films it was Hoshi wo ou kodomo but series it was the first episode of LOGH's Spiral Labyrinth. I basically become the hero of El Facil.
Blame, I'm not sure if I'd like then again I narrowly avoided I Am A Hero.
Neat, I hope there's a way to respec in Elder Tale, so I'm not stuck with a shitty supportive build.
I think I'd do okay. I won't have as many girls wanting my dick, and I'll end up dead from even half the stuff Muraragi has to put up with, but I think I'd do nicely overall. The biggest problem would be that I don't know Japanese.
>I am now the demon lord working at MgRonald's
>have this qt shortstack lusting after my dick
>some redhead is totally tsundere for my dick
>loyal as fuck bro
not bad, actually
I'm gonna pilot cool giant mechas, fuck a retarded girl with a fish and maybe have some SS with my Onee-san and the sexy brown woman that steers the ship.
I'm pretty good actually.
If I had the same looks maybe it work out pretty well. If not, that would be one boring ass life.
>Just finished marathoning fate/zero
>First thread when I open /a/
Unless I get a retardedly broken servant like Gil I'm pretty fucked up and would just be a sitting duck for the masters who actually know what they're doing.
Best case scenario I'd use my command spells to strenghten my servan like Waver did and hope for the best.
Oh God, I wouldn't be able to keep up with her.
As I'm watching Stand Alone Complex just after the first Ghost In The Shell movie now, it mainly depends on whether I'll get a fancy synthetic body and all of the combat training. If yes, I'm barely fucked at all (depends on how quickly I'll be able get used to it), and if not - just quit, as I'm useless anyway and try to live as a normal, probably unaffected by story stuff at all.
Just rewatched Girls und panzer i am ok with this.
I'm either a sword or have a defenceless anus
Yeah, but having to rebut her sharp wit all the time... I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer, I would either just stare dumbly at her wondering what she is talking about or get offended. I'm also a coward, so I probably wouldn't get past her threat in the first episode...
I jerk off and take a nap
I watched K-on! season 1... which of them is the MC? Mio? Ritsu? I'd say I'm fairly fucked up then. Sitting in the clubroom, moeblobbing over tea and cake... yeah. Not a bad way to go, really.
I think I would be fine, might need to grow my hair out a bit but other than that I could probably pull it off. I don't know whether or not that is a good thing in real life but I'd rather be Mizuki anyway
Just get Esdeath to side with the rebels.
It shouldn't be too hard. All she cares about is fighting strong enemies, she doesn't care about the empire or the prime minister or any of that bullshit.
Have the rebels promise to give her an army to lead and go around subjugating all the neighboring countries and she'd switch sides instantly. Conquering foreign nations should be far more fun than just exterminating peasants who are revolting because they literally cannot afford to feed themselves due to overtaxation.
I love the girls, but Tigre is such a bland self insert
>Not running off with Leone and joining a band of traveling gypsies outside the country until things blow over
Yeah, that can be a problem. I think I'm decent at recognizing and partaking in sarcasm, but Araragi's wit is just so completely different from just about every human being I know. It's part of why he's so very charming.
Like, I become that character or I replace them? If I replace them that's going to be really fucking weird since the last anime I watched was Hanayamata.
Probably end up in jail.
If I become them then I get to be the little girl and my life is vastly improved.
Yup, unless I can somehow persuade her to meet me halfway by speaking English. She has decent pronunciation, so I'm sure she could manage it if she wanted to. Learning Japanese would be necessary down the line, though.
>It's part of why he's so very charming.
I'm confused, are you attracted to the MC or crab?
But yeah, I laughed like an idiot when he said "thank you" to groping snail's breasts. I wished I had the wit and
courageto say that.
>tfw ryuuji takasu replaces me
>tfw he is better than me in every way
>tfw nobody notices I'm gone and think I just changed my hair and skin colour
>tfw he steals my waifu, finishes my degree and gets promoted at my part time job
>tfw "my" life is objectively improved by some 2d fucker replacing it
Watamote, so not a whole lot has changed.
I can't wait to recieve wise magical negroes blessing.
Looks like I have a permanent fap partner
Do tankouban count?
I'd like to be a cumdump
>shingeki no kyojin
I am not sure how to feel about this.
still not sure how to feel about this.
I'm pretty fucked, OP
>I'm confused, are you attracted to the MC or crab?
I actually admire both of them quite a bit. They're both very peculiar people, and I wouldn't expect people to talk or act like they do in real life. And yet they both possess qualities and personalities that I appreciate and would like to see some of in myself.
Luckiest motherfucker on this planet.
Just some bumps and bruises, no biggie.
Any of you fags read the manga? That shitty letdown of an ending in the anime left a bad taste in my mouth. Please tell me it ends in a better way in the manga.
meehhh... just helping people. But drinking as balls as well
I fucking hate you.
No much difference. When I was young I was a big MakaxSoul shipper fag and found a SFW doujin that it's pretty amazing from the story to drawing. 10/10.
I get to hang out with Sakaki-san so I'm fine
I'm going in a date with this piece of cuteness in Feb.
>I was poor
>So I went to the Capital which everyone spoke of to become a soldier
>Tfw gypsy girl called Leone stole my purse
>Tfw no aristocrat takes me home
>And I get laughed at by niggers on the street
>Tfw people are disappoint because I used to be good in economics
Living the dream, downside is i'm stuck in the fucking 90's, time to get used to dial up again not that i'll give a shit with the pussy i'll be rolling in.