Your Lords at Shaft decided 2015 to be the Imouto Year.
>"marathoned" Bake and Nise all the way through
>Monogatari second season lost my interest having to watch it while it was airing.
Should i just wait for everything to come out and then rewatch it all? i really enjoyed Bake.
Tsukihi actually had a hotter wincest scene with Araragi in Neko with feet licking and feet rubbing breasts and Araragui discussing Tsukihi's underwear for 30 minutes but Shaft completely removed the entire scene from Neko.
What the fuck kind of food porn for ants is that shit?
I fucked up.
I wonder SHAFTy it'll look. Shimbo's directing it (ofcourse) but the PV didn't look very tilted.
Why haven't you washed your imouto's body like a goo big brother?
H-horny, anon? What could you ever mean? He's just helping them out all the time. There are perfectly reasonable explanations for these actions and having lewd thoughts is a no-no. You're indecent, anon.
Topless with panties is a very underrated thing.
He sexually harasses everyone but only fucks Hitagi.
And I can't blame him.
The food is their
If every man had the opportunity Araragi has, we will all be mansluts. Don't lie to yourself anon, also Araragi show a lot of restrain, I would have fucked Karen and Tsukini at least twice each and lets not even talk about Cat, Monkey or Bat.
oh fuck its out already? dl at the speed of light
>>He harasses Tsubasa, a lot, groping and stuff.
I don't remember seeing this in anime, though I don't remember them very well now.
But if he harassed Cat, wouldn't she just fuck him right there?
There's nothing wrong with incest. It's ONLY wrong when they carry a baby to birth. 99.99% of sex is RECREATIONAL. No one's planning on breeding and there are NUMEROUS means of contraception.
1. you have shit memory
2. karen was going for a run and asked koyokoyo to prepare a bath for her so she could hop in as soon as she was done, so while he was getting the bath ready he decided he might as well take a bath too and since tsukihi was in the room when karen made the request she had the same idea and they ended up bathing together in as a result of a game of chicken
I have had the entirety of the tv version of Season 2nd downloaded for a while and want to catch up now that this and hana are out. Should I just download the BD batch since it is already out instead?
Actually there's a very small chance of birth defects with children of first-generation incest. It's only really a problem when your family keeps producing one sisterfucker after another.
>there's a very small chance of birth defects with children of first-generation incest
Sorry but this info is pretty much wrong.
It has at least 25% chances of causing birth defects.
Take a look at that incestuous German couple.
Their 3 kids had serious health problems.
Inbred babies carries serious risks of having health problems and should be avoided.
It's a lot harder to judge as the relationship siblings has develops as they grow up together.
It has a lot more social risks than normal relationships merely by typically circling around childhood
My aunt and uncle apparently fugged once.
Then he wanted to keep doing it and she didn't.
And yeah that didn't end well for her.
There is nothing wrong with it theory, given allowances to avoid conception.
It's just that sibling relationships usually don't transition well into sexual relationships.
>trust me I'm an expert on genealogy
No, fuck off. Trashy trailer-park families are much more likely to have babies crippled by FAS rather than incest.
But more importantly, 2D != 3D
What was the deal about the curse placed on Kagenui and the other guy? Can't believe there was an actual reason for her acrobatics all the time. I thought that was just Shaft being funky. Where did the curse come from? That guy never really said. Was it because they made Yotsugi?
I don't know how to feel about it. Snow scene - serious music, Rararagi being seriously fucked with all the lethal consequences, and then we have Ononoki doing Sailor Moon and posing furiously. OST is AOTY/10 though.
Memory is fuzzy but I believe there was drama around the ownership of Tsukihi because who wouldn't want an immortal zombie cute loli servant?
And I think extreme jealously over Kagenui owning Tsukihi,
I'm asking whether food porn is still relevant to this thread.
>My aunt and uncle apparently fugged once.
>Then he wanted to keep doing it and she didn't.
>And yeah that didn't end well for her.
Tell us more. I am interested in irl incest stories.
And this is why Tsukihi is my
2ndfave. Helps I love Yuka Iguchi.
get fucked weebs
Nah, only Kagenui and Oshino are genuinely nice people. Kaiki only gives a shit about Crab and Monkey on the other hand and destroys many lives in the process.
Meanwhile, Oshino doesn't bother anybody if you don't bother him and Yozuru will help you for free without any need for money or favors.
Yozuru is the most amazing though because she is the only one who can tolerate and handle Gaen, somewhat.
Shame Araragi doesn't think of asking to be Kagenui's student because that way, he would be able to learn actual japanese exorcist magic.
I think putting on socks or stockings first is probably more sanitary because that is the advice you are generally told when you get athlete's foot to prevent spread.
However, this is anime so it is probably because it looks more lewd putting on stockings first rather than bra or underwear.
So I guess Ougi is trying to make Koyomi turn into a vampire so it can deify him at the shrine and restore balance to the city area? Might explain why Ougi seems so interested in Koyomi's personality and the way he thinks.
So she also voiced Index? Well shit, you learn something new everyday.
That's why /a/ needs to tell those samefagging trolls who still insist Tsukihi and Karen have real boyfriends to fuck off and go troll somewhere else like MAL or plebbit.
It's like they ignore the tantrum Karen and Tsukihi threw when they finally found out Araragi got a girlfriend and that they are the type of women who would try to get Araragi to become jealous and to "get back at him" when Hitagi comes over for the first time by also bringing over their "boyfriends".
I am literally crying right now.
She was apparently raped and abused a lot of the time growing up. She was diagnosed as barren which is apparently from the abuse.
He got bored and stopped, moved out shortly after. (I think he was like 15-18 at the time, she would've been like 11-14 I think)
She was fairly psychologically damaged from the whole thing. Mother only found out like 15 years later when he died in a car accident and she told her siblings.
And that itself was another 15 or so years ago.
Not really an incest story, just a rape story featuring incest.
My main point is that early sexual relationships often have negative effects on people when it's all mixed up with having to live with the other person and all.
lets be honest it was probably Shaft being funky and Nisio liked it enough to write it into the story
It all comes down to how many irregularities leading to mutations and genetic illnesses are inherent in the shared 25% of the genetic code. If there's a history of genetic/congenital diseases in a family there's a very high chance an incestuous relationship will lead to those, if not, not so much.
So what is Ougi really?
I remember spoilers about Ougi being something like Araragi's anger or some shit, and that Gaen was the real final boss but I don't really remember anything for sure.
Well, if you want. They're mostly just Koyomi monologue excerpts from the novels that might expand a tiny more on the conversations. However you'd be pausing an awful fucking lot if you actually wanted to read them all and some of them disappear really fast.
>tfw no Kizu
The wait for this and Jenny Death are too much to bear guys.
It's already been shown bro. Ougi is The Darkness that brings world balance by force. That black orb that chases around Mayoi during her last arc was Ougi and the thing that wiped out the village in Shinobu's past when she was playing god for those people.
You will never be Senjougahara's bf.
That attention to detail with the melted chocolate on her fingers.
Did your opinion change on Yotsugi after Tsuki?
They had fake boyfriends just for that dinner date with Hitagi and Araragi but when it didn't work, they dropped them.
Hana is evidence enough Karen is only Araragi sexual.
Or how about the fact that Karen's daily exercise schedule makes it impossible for dating.
She never misses training of exercising everyday until dinnertime unless it is a Fire Sisters mission and doesn't go out at night and sleeps right on time like clockwork.
Not only that but months later, Tsukihi hasn't even kissed her fake boyfriend yet but Araragi still manages to steal Tsukihi's first kiss and other firsts.
Yeah, the boyfriends are fake. Anyone who believes they are real just choose to ignore all the evidence in the novels how Karen and Tsukihi have no time for boyfriends and the only relationship they could manage with their schedules happens to be with their brother, Araragi.
You understand that every narrator in these stories is incredibly unreliable, don't you? It's continually restated, over and over and over, but still huge parts of the audience treat everything like it's all absolute truth. Araragi can't deal with the fact that his sisters are dating, so he lies to himself and exaggerates things to make it more agreeable.
It's a fact Karen has an absurd daily exercise schedule.
It's a fact Araragi stole pretty much all of Tsukihi's first.
Now, fuck off. Even Monkey in Hana accuses Araragi of incest because Araragi's scandalous relationship with Karen had enough public displays of affection that it reached the ears and eyes of the seniors like Kanbaru.
My thoughts as well. But no one fits
Do you feel "trolled" when someone says they're real? Do you want to believe they're fake? That's probably why you believe it: confirmation bias.
The novels definitely don't paint them as not having time for socializing. It's actually important that they do.
The way the boyfriends get brought up in conversations with Nadeko and Hanekawa really doesn't fit the idea that the boyfriends are fake. Pretending like that would be really weirdly pathetic and out of character for Tsukihi.
>Pretending like that would be really weirdly pathetic and out of character for Tsukihi.
So you ignore Tsukihi's base personality and her reaction to Araragi getting Hitagi as a girlfriend yet that apparently isn't considered pathetic according to you.
Yeah, you are sounding more and more like a cuckfag.
>wow they're really trying hard to animate the source material
How awful! I would much rather they take a page or two from Bones and JC Staff's books and butcher the source material.
I wish Shaft had the balls to animate Monogatari gore and fanservice in their true form but they either completely cut it out of the anime or tone it down that it barely resembles the action scenes Nisio wrote.
You wouldn't know how much of a Street Fighter/arcade junkie Yozoru was based on the anime.
There's a reason why Touhou is stronly associated with arcades. It is because Yozuruis implied to have a strong arcade fighter hobby.
One of the moves she used on Araragi was basically a Shoryuken.
Wow, I didn't think Shaft had sunk so low they're resorting to this to keep fans. Or that this series is so boring that this smut is needed. Oh, well. Otaku's and neckbeards need something to watch and tell themselves they watch 2deep4u animes.
>you will never be this delusional
Grand bait, chap!
Read it in Kotomine's voice.
Based Nisio still hasn't written a wincest scene involving Araragi's mom.
All of my why.
She's a cop as well so cop uniform fetishes are being ignored by Nisio.
Araragi shouldn't have run away so fast when he saw his young mother while time traveling.
That was such a lost opportunity for an interesting conversation.
>haven't watched anything since Nekomonogatari
I have the feeling I missed a bunch of series.
2nd Season was disappointing because Shaft crammed everything and did a rush job while procrastinating on a poor laid out schedule that they even had to delay Hana despite claiming they could pull off 2nd Season.
Monogatari is better as OVAs than crammed cours if you ask me.
Yet Shaft is a hit or miss on monogatari OVAs, sometimes.
I want to lick those teeth.
Wait. I remember a 2nd season. Was that the one where it was a cluster fuck of personal stories that ended with Snake girl going full retard?
It kinda was. I mean I liked it, but a few of the arcs were obviously rushed and I feel like the animation wasn't quite up to par.
Hana, despite me not personally liking the story and Tsuki were much more polished.
Yeah it also had the best arc in the entire series.
>What was the deal about the curse placed on Kagenui and the other guy? Can't believe there was an actual reason for her acrobatics all the time. I thought that was just Shaft being funky. Where did the curse come from? That guy never really said. Was it because they made Yotsugi?
Kagenui and the Oragami guy are basically like Contractors from Darker Than Black. In exchange for superpowers they pay some sort of price.
And with Yotsugi's ownership, essentially only Kagenui and the Origami guy wanted to have her, with Oshino, Kaiki and Gaen all passed on their claimdespite all being her co-creators.
The guy is sad because he is being manipulated. He is there, kidnapping Araragi's sisters, because he was tricked into it. And you will know why soon enough.
You best be talking about Snail future perfect.
and pretty lips.
Surely you mean Nekomono white?
A best and purrfect, but she had the better arc in Nekomonogatari
I hate the relationship between Senjougahara and Kaiki, seems like she use Araragi only to forget the love for Kaiki.
Jesus in that arc she cares about him so fucking much, even when Araragi was Pizza'd by Snake seems like she doesnt give a fuck.
HanaKana voices Snake so she loses by default.
>The translation is correct. The line refers to this:
What was being said in Japanese?
Sounds like a bad Translation.
>all these top tier characters come from one woman's voice
Is this what love feels like?
Who voiced this dude? His voice sounds awfully familiar.
No wonder he sounds so familiar. This seiyuu was also awesome in Demonbane.
iirc Nisio said Araragi's story ended but Monogatari isn't over, what do think will the novels be about next? Is it strange that I'm sad that this series is over even though all we have to go by is what is animated and not so good translations?
Is the exorbitant fanserivce in the Monogatari series just Shaft, or were the LNs like this as well?
I like the series, but how could I defend the series against someone who just says "fanservice garbage"?
>how could I defend the series against someone who just says "fanservice garbage"
You don't. You laugh at them for being afraid of their own biology. Sex sells, and this is pretty much the highest quality animated fanservice you're going to get.
I wanna bring her voice to a low boil and pour it into my ears
Same here. It was not strange to see a naked imouto running through the house to the laundry room to get dryer warmed bra and panties. Pretty awesome for a siscon like me to have his 17 year old imouto running around naked.
This is not how shadows work, Shaft.
Yesterday i was brushing my teeth and my 17 year old just casually entered the bathroom, removed all of her clothes and started taking a bath. I'm not a siscon though and when shit like this happens all i can think about is how some anon would kill to be in my position.
Depends on if the shadow is a corner of a building or something hanging suspended near the building. If its a suspended roof or platform or billboard, the shadow being casted on her would make sense.
The shadow that she casts is wrong either way though.
The shadow she casts is just at a slightly incorrect angle. If you look at the position of the shadow of the building where her feet are, her shadow should follow that angle, and she should be standing completely in the sun.
True. Her shadow is indeed going in the right direction (although not perfectly parallel to the building's shadow).
I'm not sure how they'd fix that in the BD though, since the reason they cast a shadow on her in the first place is to make her look more intimidating (like a demon). Maybe just put her whole body in the shadow of the building?
I grew up in a very sarcasm-rich environment. I know that if I had a sister who did that to me, I would just casually quip something like "nice tits" in a monotone. We'd constantly joke around in this way, but it'd be game-fucking-over if she ever saw my boner,
or massive collection of her soiled panties.
I thought the bit about the two specialists not being able to walk on the ground due to an anomaly was the most interesting. I was always wondering why the short haired cunt kept balancing on things.
It's impossible to explain to someone who doesn't have a sister. You just don't feel anything, like you're hard wired to not consider her a woman. Evidently from the way she treats me she doesn't consider me a man either. Pic related is the best way anime has ever portrayed it in my opinion.