Christmas is over, it's time for the leftovers!
CHRISTMAS CAKE/MILF THREAD!
>No q.t chubby Xmas cake with big eyebrows to snuggle with
>christmas cake thread
>expecting the girls to be flat twigs
Can you be any more retarded?
Everyone knows bigger = better.
>could you be any more retarded?
Well for starters I could fail at replying properly. And in any event there's no requirement for christmas cakes to be fat.
It's not a necessity but as women get older, they do get plumper
And some of the appeal lies in the cuddliness of bigger women
>And in any event there's no requirement for christmas cakes to be fat.
This. I love me some thing christmas cakes. No hate towards bigger women, but these ladies deserve love too.
>as women get older, they do get plumper
The beauty of 2D is in the fact that it does not have to adhere to the conventions of reality.
>That delicious naked apron
Well, we all have our tastes anon. Most real life women don't grow to have J cups, hips that wide or are virgins that look like pornstars.
I love 2D for all it can offer, and Christmas Cakes are often depicted as taller, plumper, and more horny. Things I like.
>Rules about 3D only apply to 2D when I want them to
Understand that they're different things. I don't think any pettanko-lovers hate cowtits and vice versa. It's just a rivalry that leads them to shitpost and think too hard about things.
Deep down, anons can love anything. Cuddly or harsh, soft or hard, big or small, tall or short. Heck, some anons even love 2D sweat/smell but would absolutely revile 3D for it.
It hurts knowing that as I've reached a point where all I know i'd be able to get are Christmas cakes assuming I'm ever able to get anyone at all.
I won't get the girl who still has hopes and dreams in her eyes, the girl oblivious to the harshness of the real world. I've missed teen romance, I've missed the romance of a young adult.
Now all that's left for me is a woman as bitter and as jaded to the world as I am. I'll never be a person someone longs for, but just a person someone will settle with. I'm 15th best. A "break glass in-case of emergency" and I'll never be anything more.
After having been all used up emotionally and physically, they would only consider me as a desperate measure and I know it.
Innocence is overrated
Younger girls are lazy, unappreciative, and thick. You can't have nice conversations, they're bad in bed and they're expensive.
I'd rather take an appreciative older woman who's learned, initiates things in bed and pays her own way. They're grateful for any attention they get.
Women reach their physical peak between 18-27.
Men reach their physical peak from 24-35
It's full of fatties, what are you talking about?
So not liking fatties makes you gay now?
TELL ME THE TITLE OF WHERE YOU GOT THAT.
Where did you get please tell me
Do hopeless women become teachers or do teachers become hopeless women?
Strict mother with a soft side or a gentle mother with a 'scary' side?
My gf is older than me by a couple years, and as a matter of fact she just turned 26. She's the best. She's jaded and hates many things, and that makes her a realist. She knows I'm not a superman, nor does she expect it; she knows I fap, fart and shit. If you can still be optimistic after all you've been through, you'll find great things.
>best-cake still not posted
I want to rub my dick all over those legs as she gives me that cold look.
>Adult versions of characters
This is my fetish. Anyone have any more?
anybody care to help? The two nip links lead to more nip and no actual pictures of the manga
Why are cakes so great ?
They have something special that younger girls don't have.