Moot is now dead and the MC of the last anime you watched is the new 4chan's owner.
How fucked are we?
and when he comes back he masturbates over moot's dead body and realized that this site is so fucked up. In the meantime Rei becomes mod.
That is the story of Gayon 4chin Evangelion: You can (not) shitpost
You tell me.
Well, first /pol/ is just a failed containment board
Then, they made fun of moots previous relationships
Then, they incited the gamergate shitstorm
And unlike /b/, they didn't do it
for the lulz, they where being dead fucking serious, in a gay way
>Implying he wouldnt make a pedo & loli board before it dies
Akagi pushes the /a/ to the limit.
4chan keeps winning the mass but losing the normies. Normies are scared. 4chan plays chicken with FBI and NSA. NSA/FBI lose but is willing to take 4chan down. Akagi wont let it because he has backup plans and already saw through NSA/FBI. Femnazis join in to take 4chan down because Akagi doesn't give a shit about Femnazis. Akagi bitchslaps them. They go back crying and scared.
I hope she let's us be.
Ben Garrison made a blogpost calling moot the "CEO of Troll, Inc." and accusing him of being some sort of political rival that was inciting 4chan to bully him.
moot's response was to bully /pol/. Public opinion was overwhelmingly in support of the changes, so they've stayed and /pol/ has been a better place ever since.
And now, they are everywhere. And the fact of we talking about it on /a/ proves it.
This shit is like John Carpenter the thing. We don't know who is who around here anymore.
This is what i fucking feel after moot crashed the board. It let it out, "it" let it out!!!!
All boards get deleted save for /m/.
Even then, only gundam threads will be allowed on /m/.
I honestly don't know. I mean, at least he grew some balls in the last episode but other than that I just don't know.
Thinking about it a bit more, he is impressionable, we would stand a worthwhile chance of swaying him in our favor, or at least open his mind to 2D.
The era of aesthetic webdesign would begin.
Long may he reign
Nothing changes. I'll bet moot must feel pretty zetsubou all the time, too.
>/pol/ has been a better place ever since
I'm not new, I just don't care enough to really inquire as to why moot destroyed /pol/ other than the usual reasons that everyone is already aware of that /pol/ is a goddawful board. I don't even know HOW moot destroyed /pol/ in the first place and I don't really care how since last I checked the board is still there and still filled with retards. All I know is that /pol/acks won't stop shitting up other boards with their inane complaints about jews, niggers and kebab because moot "fucked things up."
4chan is saved
I'm pretty sure the site would cease to exist for more than a week.
I'll warn you now, she doesn't know how to work the computer.
This site is going places.
More money, more features.
>In other news the owner and administrator of the 4chan website has mysteriously disappeared and has yet to be found
>No one knows how the site continues to be maintained and supported
>"MAMOOOOO, the mean people from yotsuchan called me a fag again, nya!!!"
What the fuck are you saying anon... she is the mc.
>refuses to ban anyone
>forbids his mods to ban anyone
>absolutely despies the idea of ever banning anyone
>shitposters escalate the conflict; they begin attacking his home
>W.T Snacks returns after surviving the previous Shitstorm War
Is it weird that I wanna fuck Kayne-sama? He's just... so...
>sexual degeneracy run rampart on 4chan
>new golden age.
It will be a huge community and the driving force of what the internet consumes. He'll then dominate the market for advertisement because he owns the two most popular sites and starts putting his guys in the government, makes CP legal.
She seems to be the MC. I only ever see her in the Akari~n segment though.
>makes rules that result in the least bans
>not rules that are best for the boards
>/k/ is much larger
>/pol/ is gone
His decisions will save 4chan like they saved anime.
He turns /a/ from Anime into Not Anime.
Posters are now judged based on their powerlevel. Makes a secret board only for those with a high enough powerlevel.
Also got NTR'd before like moot.
I love Akari~n as well, but the truth is, the whole gang of bakas get significant screen time.
Based Kyoko would let us be, but Ayano, Yui, and Akari would prefer to be stricter about quality content and keeping things SFW.
Chinacchu might love /u/.
The others would go along with Ayano.
Nothing changes, we're still fucked.
What generals do we even have anymore? Aside from the likes of the buyfag and drawfag threads I can't even think of any blatant generals still around that don't get deleted constantly. Maybe I've just mentally tuned them out
/maid/ is introduced.
Kyoko likes to make her own manga so I can see her coming here a lot and making a mess, stickying her own threads and blaring youtube music in the background and then Yui coming on later to clean Kyoko's mess up.
/x/ sees a surge of new posters
There are some for airing shows like Precure, Aikatsu and YGO, Kancolle, JoJo and SnK, but the latter gets deleted most of the time. And it seems like MGfags are slowly coming back because of that Monster Musume manga.
I haven't really been seeing many jojo threads recently. Outside of manga release they seem to have petered off a bit in the past month or 2.
Monstergirl generals got chased off to /jp/ months ago. If you see a monstergirl thread, report it.
SnK threads have been getting deleted recently, from what I've seen.
>Maybe I've just mentally tuned them out
Yeah, but which of those could actually be called generals or came about because of "One thread at a time" faggotry?
>It will be a huge community and the driving force of what the internet consumes. He'll then dominate the market for advertisement because he owns the two most popular sites and starts putting his guys in the government, makes CP legal.
All hail overlord Jewroe.
Not quite, he goes nuts at trying to make the Internet a safe place for his sister. For the sake of fucking us up in this scenario, his sister has regained her sight. So you know what that could lead to.
So does 4chan grow gradually better?
I have yet to finish this series
Can't kill something that can reincarnate. When it was created, they knew it was going to happen. So people on there did screencaps in 2012 to shove in moots face when he did it.
Let's face it! We knew a bunch of people were going to be offended by /pol/'s relatively unfiltered existence.
>Okabe seems like he'd be one of those shitty reddit-type admins that would ban you for calling him or his girlfriend a faggot.
Considering he's a massive namefag, he's probably used to being called a faggot.
>I can see her coming here a lot and making a mess, stickying her own threads and blaring youtube music in the background
We wouldn't make good critics for that wouldn't we? Then she'd realize and stop coming here, or at least less often.
youtube music? Maybe on rare occasion to annoy us us.
Please do not mention this anymore, I still have that image of asuka with honky music in my mind whenever someone mentions youtube.
She would for sure contribute now and then in the drawthreads.