I know a place where this is true
lifelike mootexture ;_;
>Sora no Otoshimono
Tomoki is a classic /b/tard. Everything is daijobu.
He's also rolling in celestial pussy so no more cuck jokes.
Nymph would make a hell of a sysadmin or developer.
Only picture I have of him. I like to consider P-san the MC. I think things would run very well around here. He's probably keep his nose out of other people's business and focus on keeping the site functioning smoothly.
Friendship only, no fighting. Better listen to her song or you'll get befriended.
Will we die? Maybe he'll just try and write "Anonymous" over and over again to no avail.
I just replaced him with another autist.
>/l/ gets brought back
>/md/ board gets created
All boards except for /k/ and /m/ will be deleted come midnight.
Posters must submit their ID and a biometric sample before posting for security purposes.
Literally nothing happens.
>All boards except for /k/ and /m/ will be deleted
I've involuntarily released a biometric sample.
All of the mods are methodically murdered.
I always wondered just how Shirou's body was made up from swords. Is it Kerry's doing? Is it because of his magic training? Or is it because his parents who were magicians themselves were secretly doing some research upon their own child?
Can someone clarify me about this.
I just finished the VN with all the bad ends.
4chan is now dedicated to the 765 idols, with each one getting their own board.
And then President Dio gets the site taken down.
It was Avalon, the sheath of a sword being inside of him all along. It shifted his "origin" (a nasuverse concept that might be hard to grasp if you've only read F/SN) from whatever it was originally to "sword". Thus he, his life, and his magecraft all began to take the shape of a sword.
Everybody who disagrees with Ange will be banned. All bans will be permabans. Entire boards will be purged based on Ange's mood. Momoka would admin when Ange stops giving a shit and all boards will be Angelise-sama appreciation boards.
Everything gets trippy
Everyone asks "who is Lain", and nobody knows.
Rumor has it that she's an angry bitch that bans and deletes boards at the slightest provocation. Some kind of all-powerful internet phenomenon.
Except when she makes real world appearances it's quite apparent she is just a shy young girl.
Then suddenly a new tripfag appears that calls himself God, with his own worshipers calling themselves the knights...
We are all perma banned and sent to hell.
LOOKS LIKE THE FLEET IS GOING TO SINK MEN IT WAS AN HONOR SERVING WITH YOU
How do you feel about this, /a/?
Entire 4chan sets out on a quest to find Sasuke
All boards get wiped out except /o/. Guess what anime
/a/ is saved!
>4chan is now hosted on Mars
>only Aqua master race can actually post, Earthfags get fucked
I don't think she would care enough to change anything else.
Things are about to get a lot more genki in here.
"I don't ever want to go to 4chan ever again"
I'm not sure if it's good or bad or we ever existed in the first place.
She would try to figure it out for maybe an hour then quit in frustration.
Will she manage? God knows she will try her best.
>All blue boards drop their pretence
I don't know how to feel about this. Love and friendship everywhere?
>Saenai Heroine No Sodatekata
4chan sets out on a quest to make VN's about girls you'd ignore otherwise...wait didn't we already do this?
Other than that, it's likely a golden age for /a/.
>leaving the house
At least we'd have the backing of a dullahan
Considering that each new skyscraper is making the city look more like Crystal Tokyo, I don't know if I'd be able to deal with all the LONDON shitposting that would result.
>06 was downright stable compared to the first few years
Dude. I was here.
4chan was down for at least half of 2006. Pic related.
I don't think we'll have a problem raising money to fund the site, at least.
likewise, though it's possible I was busier with university when the site was down. My memories of 2006 are more of the radio call-in show pranks, cracky, and the habbo crap rather than 4chan being down. In terms of /a/, I think it was the year I watched Azumanga and Utena.
I watched this short just a few minutes ago.