How come no one put Naruto and Sasuke in therapy? Why did they let everyone in the village treat Naruto like shit knowing he was a potential threat, and why did they let Sasuke roam around in his clan alone all day crying all the time?
You start to feel for Sasuke when you start to factor in the fact that everyone seemed to ignore him just as much as they did Naruto, except instead of bullying everyone thought he was "2cool" to be approached or some dumb shit like that
Probably had some random ninja maid take care of him or some shit.
Why were they so mean to Naruto anyway? In every other village they seemed to be really nice to their tailed beast kids, or atleast they were smart enough not to beat the shit out of them everytime they tried to speak
>Probably had some random ninja maid take care of him or some shit.
just irks me they never bothered to explain who it was that managed not to give a shit about babby nardo to the point where they are never even mentioned or remembered.
>Why were they so mean to Naruto anyway? In every other village they seemed to be really nice to their tailed beast kids
eighto - brother of hokage/hero
bubbles - unpopular missing-nin weirdo
gaaaara - everyone avoided him and wanted him dead
fuu - too a cute to hate even though she was a creepy bug
nardo - 9tails already got out and killed a bunch of ninja including hokage, they feared that thing more than they cared about naruto
the rest - who knows
They didn't chill with Naruto, some didn't want their kids to hang out with him, while others didn't do anything. Heck, he even had friends before the academy, Kiba, Shikamaru, and Choji were his bros. Honestly, it always feels like Naruto exaggerates his situation.
I grew tired of Naruto when they became adults but I never understood
> There is the kyubi and is killing everyone
> Our Hokage, our hero sacrifices himself and his son to save us
> Let's abandon his son and treat him like shit
I mean why no one adopted him or something like that, they just left Naruto to his luck
Or, the little shit who has the kyuubi inside of him. I told my kids to stay away from him, and I stay away from him because we never know if his nine tails will come out.
>He starts pulling tricks and shit around the village.
WELL HE'S AN ANNOYING SHIT NOW.
A lot of things bother me in Naruto, but the number one thing has got to be how more people couldn't put together the connection between Naruto and the fourth.
- Blonde hair
- Blue eyes
- Favored by the third
- Kakashi's genin
- Apprenticed to Jiraiya
I mean, really? Come on. All the current clan heads were the same as when Minato was in power, too. Does Kishi expect us to believe they weren't capable of doing 1+1?
What would be especially fucked is if they knew, and didn't do anything. Naruto was malnourished as fuck.
Kakashi especially pisses me off. He was rolling in regrets, and here he has his Sensei's son, the man who treated HIM like a son, and he ignored Naruto for 12 years. Jiraiya and The Third had legitimate excuses, I have no idea what the fuck Kakashi was doing though. Did the author ever explain where Kakashi was? I mean, really?
>Why did they let everyone in the village treat Naruto like shit knowing he was a potential threat, and why did they let Sasuke roam around in his clan alone all day crying all the time?
Because they never realized the screaming pain, hearing loud in their brain.
More like if Itachi hadn't shown up, curbstomped Sasuke and the person in charge of making him stronger, mindraped him and told him that he was weak, that he needed to get more hatred and that he was only interested in the person he was having inferiority issues to.
>They kept his identity as much of a secret as they could
And apprenticing him to Kakashi and Jiraiya helps this..how?
- Lets him sign the toad contract
- Teaches him rasengan
They sure weren't doing a good job then. You've got this miniature Minato clone running around using some of his more well known techniques at 12 and a half. They had a bad plan.
You're free to leave ANBU at any time. Also, I'm pretty sure Kakashi joined ANBU after the Kyuubi incident, not before.
>And apprenticing him to Kakashi and Jiraiya helps this..how?
hey i never said they were subtle, only that it was stated that the reason to keep narutos identity a secret was to protect him from the fallout of konohas great white hope's killing spree.
and to be fair, best guy taught him the rasengan(aka the other jutsu naruto knows) because he wanted him to be strong enough to kick some akatsuki ass.
still, i'm sure even choji and akamaru knew by the end of the first season... Kichi definitely slacked his way through this
>To be fair, best guy taught him the rasengan because he wanted him to be strong enough
I'm not complaining that he taught him it, only that he taught it to him while still "attempting" to keep his identity a secret.
Kakashi was a PTSD-riddled mess who barely had any friends other than Guy challenging him to competitions all the time, and was probably afraid of getting close to anyone because of his loved ones' bad habit of dying horribly.
He wouldn't even know how to help Naruto.
The Uchiha weren't actually that popular before they were slaughtered, and then they tried to start a coup against the village. Also Sasuke probably wants to live where he does, because being taken care of might make him weak or some shit.
>"Here's your new apartment kid, you have two days to get all your stuff out of your family's ghetto. We are turning that place into a mini-mall as soon as we get all the blood cleaned out"
Yeah, but you have a kid who watched his whole family get murdered by his brother and no one even thought "hey maybe we should help this kid out he might go fucking crazy". I understand being a little hesitant to help Naruto out, but getting Sasuke some much needed therapy would have been great
They probably did. He can function in basic society seemingly without any problems. The kid walked in on his entire family brutally murdered by his older brother, who proceeded to mind-rape him and make him relive the entire thing over and over again for like two days straight.
The fact that he can attend the ninja school and hasn't killed anyone or gotten seriously injured from locking up at anything to do with ninjas, means he's probably gotten some therapy. Some serious therapy.
we could talk about how nobody gave a shit about nardo and sauce, or we can just accept that konoha is a paramilitary cult that employs child soldiers and pretend everything will be alright as long as you're prepared to die for the village.
Nobody really knew about the coup besides Hiruzen, Danzo and the other two old faggots, in fact the Uchiha were considered Konoha's top clan before the massacre to the point that even kids held them in high regard.
Maybe Sarutobi was a secret racist like Tobirama? The only good Uchiha is a dead one, as the saying goes. It could have been a grand master plan, really.
>Don't help Sasuke after extremely traumatizing event
>Let him fester in his autism, he'll never reproduce!
>Let Orochimaru put the curse seal on him so he goes rogue
>The curse seals effects on the mind are known, but don't put him under surveillance anyway
>He goes rogue, great, we can kill him now!
>He lives in the end because Naruto is altruistic as fuck
>He only reproduces one child anyway, but it's fine because Naruto's genes are dominant and the child is a woman, all Uchiha will be wiped out
In a way, Sarutobi's plan worked, too. In Sasuke's and Sakura's family photo, Sasuke is turned away. Truly he is an autistic motherfucker.
>mfw you guys aren't looking underneath the underneath
Yeah, and those same old guys had no problem with Sasuke or any other Uchiha children being killed. There were likely babies as well. Itachi only spared Sasuke because he couldn't kill his own brother.
But he COULD kill babies. So Itachi is still a fucking evil dude.
>He only reproduces one child anyway, but it's fine because Naruto's genes are dominant and the child is a woman, all Uchiha will be wiped out
you know Naruto isn't the mother of Salada right?
i figured as much but i couldnt help mysef
Maybe the Uchiha won't be so fucking autistic anymore once they get some Naruto+Hinata into the gene pool.
>Cross breed Naruto and Hinata's gentleness into the crude, rude, Uchiha gene pool
>They are relentlessly loyal
Why the fuck couldn't we have a single panel of Madara telling Hashirama that all their dream together accomplished was to replace an era of clans killing each other with one of villages killing each other?
Instead it's all "MUH ROCK"
just like it seems to be the point of this thread to nitpick and ask too many questions, the author seems to intend us to not ask questions.
at this point i've gotten so used to fill plot holes with personal canon i don't even care, not that i don't enjoy the nitpicking.
Nah, Kishimoto could never write him well and he ended up becoming an extremely shitty character whose actions couldn't be justified by some sad past.
It's a shame, since his character and situation had tons of potential, and he could have served as a character with a legit different outlook from the one established in Konoha.
Hell, the whole deal about the Will of Fire could have worked amazingly well for some nice subversion, considering the whole thing could have worked amazing as cronyism in the guise of legacy.
But I guess those type of topics wouldn't be hot-headed enough for most kids and teenagers, who are more eager for battles and ideals.
Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu
>people spam this because they don't like nardo threads
>it keeps getting funnier the more i read it
>i read it out loud enthusiastically and laugh
if you really want to shitpost, pick a shit waifu instead and watch the place implode.
>fag who uses tricks, smoke, mirrors, and explosives
It's what happens when details revealed in the future affect what was established at the start. It makes characters like Hiruzen look uncaring and feel like you only side with the village because it's the protagonist's home.
yeah, not to mention the typical shounen problem of power scaling out of proportion to fit the bad guy of the week.
naruto beat gaara/1 tails as a genin, but he'll lose to some nobody next week, and that random nobody badguy of the week essentially becomes more powerful than a tailed beast.
I actually think the Third has the roughest life out of the entire cast
>Led village through 2 great ninja wars
>Wife killed by coolest guy
>Brought out of retirement during one of villages most trying times after serving a lengthy period as hokage
>Led Konoha through Kyuubi disaster and back to #1
Hiruzen had a hard life.
in terms of personality, design who power, who is the best tail beast and why?
>power scaling out of proportion to fit the bad guy of the week
That never really got that bad outside of fillers. After Gaara Naruto only faced Kimimaro and Akatsuki members, which are all supposed to be really fucking strong.
you're right but there were still some fights that annoyed me. f.ex naruto vs kabuto, when earlier kabuto was more than a match for kakashi.
and how 1 tails was literally a shit compared to 3 tails that took half of konoha + including cooking ninja sealing team to face it.
i guess i'm just finding faults, but annoyed me a bit.
he's a free spirit, you gotta let him go man.
for some reason i just imagined a bunch of delinquents opening the door to a classroom, looking to inspect the new student only to find shukaku asking them what the fuck they're looking at
>you know Naruto isn't the mother of Salada right?
No, but he'll be her father in-law.
Same reason it took 19 fucking years for Naruto to get Kushina's scarf: Hiruzen was an asshole.
Stealing Shisui's eye was probably the dumbest thing Danzo's ever done.
>Kakashi especially pisses me off. He was rolling in regrets, and here he has his Sensei's son, the man who treated HIM like a son, and he ignored Naruto for 12 years. Jiraiya and The Third had legitimate excuses, I have no idea what the fuck Kakashi was doing though. Did the author ever explain where Kakashi was? I mean, really?
Kakashi was a fucking neglectful retard. Even Obito paid more attention to Naruto, and he wanted him fucking dead.
In my mind, Jiraiya's spy network was vital after the Kyuubi's attack. I imagine he had to manipulate information so as to keep how far the village had fallen away from the other major villages. He had to choose his duty over Naruto.
Apparently WILL OF FIRE is a stand-in for therapy and support.
The Will of Fire is basically nationalism in practice. It's like any other ideology making you fight to defend your circle. It comes off warm and cheery, but it's just another means of making you fight.
>"Sorry about having your entire clan killed kid, here's a pat on the head."
But at least he stayed a good guy unlike Obito who killed his own teacher and wife
He didn't make the best decisions, but he did make good ones in memory of his fallen comrades
>But he COULD kill babies. So Itachi is still a fucking evil dude.
>implying it wasn't Coolest Guy who killed all the babbies
It's a good thing that infanticide gets Rin hot.
kakashi was fucking dead inside, he was just waiting for death while performing his duties.
if you're gonna blame anyone for not giving a shit it should be the third.
none of them exactly had rosy lives, but the 3rd was the one standing with the orphan of the previous hokage, and he chose to just deposit the little shit and check in on him every now and then.
maybe he was just a naive idiot who expected the villagers to accept nardo.
>all of them become as tsun as Sasuke and as dere as Hinata
Same reason we only had a single panel of Obito telling Kakashi that he hates the world because he's seen the worst of it for almost 2 decades.
Instead it's all "MUH RIN"
>I saw you when you went after the nine-tailed boy
>It was so hot
Hopefully he's not a carbon copy of his father. Shame about the eyes.
>Which excuse did Jiraiya have?
Same excuse he gave the Ame Trio for leaving them in an impoverished, war-torn perpetually-raining hellhole.
-Disgraced Father and Family. Had to bust his ass to make up for that
-Raised in a Ninja War and lost countless allies including his best friend
-Had to kill his other best friend in cold blood because she was stupid enough to get captured
-Been in ANBU Black Ops, risking life and limb under that warhawk Danzo
-Dragged into an age of bullshit ninja magic the likes never seen before.
The signs were always there. Kakashi dodged a bullet.
Not really. Having a hard life doesn't really exempt them for being bad people. If anyone had it the hardest, it would be Sarutobi and Jiraiya.
>Sarutobi grows up in a time of war
>Has lead Konoho through 2 great ninja wars
>Serves for decades
>Picks a successor so he can finally have some peace
>Successor kicks the bucket
>Wife is killed and Son leaves him to join the faggot 12
>Has to lead the village through another great crisis back to greatness
>Has Danzo the prick looking over his shoulder
>Can't even take care of his successors kid like he wants too
>Ends up in the Shinigami's stomach of eternal suffering
>Jiraiya grows up in time of war
>Loses best friend to madness, and love of his life to grief
>His apprentice and son figure kicks the bucket
>Can't even take care of his kid because he has to maintain spy network for the village
Pein and Kakashi are little bitches. Itachi's line of reasoning concerning Sasuke was absolutely retarded.
You forgot the emotional shock and trauma of having all those wounds reopened when he learned that the man who he idolized turned out to be Ninja Satan, and even worse,
Sasuke saying he was no better than Sakura.
So how much trouble did Naruto and Hinata have naming their son?
maybe if you look at it that way, but i prefer to think it's about having the strength to overcome it and get best girl.
also it's about wizards like harry n ron.
>they're eating "naruto we still haven't come up with a name"
>hinata and naruto standing in their garden "naruto we still haven't come up with a name"
>Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha?
To be fair the recurrent theme in Jiraya's life is failure and regret. Failure to get the girl he liked, failure to save his friend, failure to save his pupil etc.
Really Naruto was his only success.
Fucking nigger Zetsu ruined the final fight this shit deserved.
Madara had way more abilities than just changing dimensions and his shit-talking alone would have been fantastic.
The problem was that after the fight there won't be any earth left.
So why did exactly Madara and Hashirama didn't start to have hot steamy gay ninja sex when they became the leaders of their respective clans? I mean, the reason they broke off their friendships was because their parents were being fags.
So many of Naruto problems would be solved if people simply just sat down, talked and let off steam for 5 seconds.
No, I mean before Tobirama killed Izuna, Hashirama rekt Madara and Madara went all IF YOU HAD TO PICK BETWEEN HIM AND ME WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE.
Like, waaay before that, just when they became the leaders of their clans.
That's what he gets for breaking the golden rule.
That still doesn't explain why he didn't just pick him up off the street one day and keep him in the Kamui dimension until he was ready to be processed.
Hell, he could have got him when he was at his edgiest and hated everyone. All he'd have to do is take him out for ramen once and he'd be his favorite person in the world.
>more like failure to move on
Well, that failure is what killed him. Gee, thanks Tsunade.
Only go after a girl if they like you back?
Rin was liked Kakashi, Tsunade like Dan.
NaruSaku fans got btfo during when Naruto confirmed that he only liked Sakura because to him it was a competition with Sasuke.
No, going alone with almost zero information to face a ninja God is what got him killed.
I still don't know how the fuck all it took was a blonde retard telling them that he's going to achieve world peace somehow (even if he doesn't know jack shit about politics) to turn two guys that killed their teachers in cold blood with no remorse into good guys.
Konoha is not that easy to snatch Naruto up.
You forget its Jounen are beast mode and would draw any fight out. The 3rd hokage is always watching with his crystal ball.
To top it off people forget the 3rd managed to smoke the 1st, 2nd, and Orichimaru while trapped in a box. I would not want to fuck with that.
you just need to wait until he goes on a mission, itachi alone could fuck kakashi up
besides if a fucking chuunin was able to get naruto alone and almost kill him, im sure akatsuki could too
>That Chuunin was a part of leaf village and wouldn't set off any alarms.
kabuto could get in the village, you think akatsuki couldn't send a spy?
>Itachi with Kisame didn't want to mess with the Asuma and Gai.
neither were around when naruto almost got killed in chapter one
confirmed in the movie
They didn't beat Naruto. Iruka hit him for his stupidity, but no one actually assaulted him or tried to kill him like they did Gaara. They just ostracized him because they thought he was the fox that killed their loved ones.
If you only read fanfiction, however, I can see why you'd think otherwise.
>in a motherly way
I prefer the /ss/ ara ara sort of way.
>Now his child is pansexual
I hope so. She's a fine piece of tomboy ass.
He really was. Hard to believe it was that sourpuss Obito the entire time.
>Yeah he won that totally without any problems right?
Do posthumous events count?
There was also Sasuke's parents and Shikamaru's.
One couple ended up getting killed by their son and another one ended with Shikaku's dying words being "hide my porn".
Golden rule should be: "Don't fuck until world peace is achieved"
>teammates, not happening, one dies
>teammates, happened, both dies
>teammates, happened (eventually), both dies
>not teammates, happened, both dies
>not teammates, happened, still to be seen
I'm not seeing the common theme between them.
Everyone needs a day to let off excess steam. Obito couldn't kill himself, so instead he just acted retarded for a bit and fucked with high-strung prissy Deidara for shits and giggles.
And I don't think she'd have any problems fucking what is essentially a tiny shota Yahiko.
Goddammit I need to stop having such good ideas for doujins. Japan will never keep up.
>Want to do my best and be a great ninja.
>Practice and learn various techniques of different types so I can be a varied fighter.
>Train my ass off.
>Some blonde faggot from Leaf can spam 2 techniques all he wants and is some child of destiny.
Being canon fodder is suffering.
Do you think Rin knows about Obito's fling with Deidara?
>implying she won't forget all that stupid school nonsense the second Burrito starts tossing her salad
Rin was a fujoshi so she was probably schlicking it up big time in heaven.
He'd get tired of even Hinata. Then the only way to satisfy his Uzumaki vitality would be to do it with other women, just to add some spice.
He'd like for Hinata to be fucking other men as well, but clearly she won't accept any other dick.
Bitches be cray anon. She said she'd be by some random kid's side forever as soon as he made the passing comment that he wants to be Hokage and then started making moony eyes at a guy who constantly wears a mask.
And then she watches as said random kid commits a slew of atrocities before eventually deciding she wants to be his fucktoy for all of eternity when he finally dies.
In short, Rin was a fucking psycho.
Mangekyou isn't always awakened through killing a friend, that's just the easiest way.
Coolest Guy achieved it through sheer butthurt, an impressive feat. His ass was so blasted that it literally tore holes in reality.
not to mention she could have chosen any method of committing sudoku but chose to impale herself on previously mentioned psyhologically unstable mask donned friends murder jutsu
All problems in the entire manga could have been avoided if she were just capable of not getting captured... twice.
Then the two clearly deserve each other.
Which is a fucking pussy excuse to get a mangekyo.
Kakashi killed Rin, using the technique that can only work because of Obito's eyes, which requires him to die.
So Kakashi's important friend died so he can use this powerful technique that he'll eventually use to kill his other important friend. That shit is heavy.
Not even. All she had to do is make it to the village and they could have sealed Isobu inside her easily.
Or Obito could have just revived her at any time and had all the illegal loli poon he could ever want.
>Does she know that Konoha had some master sealers?
Nigger, her teacher and his wife were master sealers. And it would have been a tremendous boon to the Leaf to have not only another jinchuuriki but a kid whose Wood Style was the best since Hashirama.
He wasn't. That's why the whole thing was retarded. He could have sealed half in Naruto and half in him, but decided to kill himself because Kushina was basically fucked and the little bitch chose his waifu over his newborn son.
Tobi was one of the most entertaining characters there was.
I remember liking Obito long before the reveal, during Kakashi Gaiden. I thought he would go down as one of the few good Uchiha.
Then it all went to shit.
Master sealers, yes, but does she know much about Jinchuuriki? The concept of sealing these monstrous beasts into human beings that won't end up with the human dying?
She just got introduced to that concept when Isobu get forcefully sealed into her. Maybe she thought these powerful beasts can't be stopped even with Konoha's sealers.
Not to mention the sealing itself must be one traumatic experience. Maybe she snapped and lost her head.
>he doesn't think pacifying the Uchiha was a good idea
Sakura's shit genes will be overwhelmed by Bolt's Uzumaki genes which seem to override fucking everything, so she's in good hands.
Have you even seen his other doujins? They have always been like that. Turning all the female characters into horny fat cows.
It has nothing to do with the pairing outcomes. That is just his shitty style.
>but does she know much about Jinchuuriki?
Kushina was one of her best friends, right? Her sensei sealed it in her and pretty much everyone knew that.
And barring that Kakashi could have used the kunai Minato gave him for making Jonin to summon him to get them the fuck out of there before Obito showed up to murder everyone with giant splinters.
Regardless, pic related was the absolute worst way to handle the situation and literally almost destroyed the world.
It's why I dislike the will of fire nationalism nonsense. Guys like Minato & Itachi made these fucktarded plans that could have backfired easily because they chose the village over their families.
>NH becomes canon
>first doujin he does is post-The Last and has Naruto cheating on his wife and raping Sakura's daughter into getting pregnant and having the Sharingan
>Sakura is a yandere psycho
You don't think any of this was influenced by even a tiny bit of butthurt?
At least Itachi would be absolved of all guilt when everything goes to shit again.
>Does that mean she gets super stength and perfect chakra control alongside eye hax super speed?
Not really. When you think about it, his plan made perfect sense. Give Naruto the power to combat the future threat. In hindsight, Naruto would have probably died early in the series without the Kyuubi because he's so dumb.
>It's why I dislike the will of fire nationalism nonsense
Well yeah. It's basically systemic brainwashing of children to fight in wars for reasons they can't possibly understand and die horribly in the process.
Hiruzen was kind of a horrible monster.
Think about this way, merely the thought of Naruto having a relationship with another woman that Hinata inferred from a fucking scarf was enough to send her to depressionville. Think of what would happen if she actually saw Nardo being openly affectionate to other grills, like hugging and kissing them. Add to that the way she pulled-out Hanabi's eyes out of Toneri. She's basically Kotonoha V2.
It's a shinobi village, a military village. That kind of sacrifice is expected from shinobi. I will never understand why Itachi had to kill the entire clan, though. It just makes no sense, Kishi probably did it to make Sasuke a more tragic character.
He might have a preference for NS, but I don't see how the recent doujin is any different than the other shit he's always been doing. Sakura having a daughter probably gave inspiration to his sick fetishes. He has done one before with Sasuke raping Sakura when she had Naruto's kid.
I dunno why people give this shit doujin artist so much attention though. Naruto hentai is truly in a sad state of affairs if this is all we have to talk about.
Maybe he trusted some of the powerful people he knew that they would come in and help train Naruto so that he can actually combat the future threat.
If only there is a powerful person who can teach or take care of Naruto once his parents died.
I understand the events had to happen that way because chapter one says kyuubi attacked the village & fourth gave his life to stop him. The issue some people have is how the events went down and that Minato shouldn't get a free pass just because it all worked out in the end.
>Naruto hentai is truly in a sad state of affairs if this is all we have to talk about
I find truly remarkable how in a series as big as Naruto, 90% of the hentai is pure unadultered shit or just plain boring. The only other similar example of this is Inuyasha
She got depressed for a bit, but she didn't do anything. It'd be overreacting if she, I don't know, ripped her own scarf or being super angry that she refuses to talk to Naruto for a while.
Yes. Didn't it come to her mind that maybe, he bought the scarf because it was cold? Or maybe he found it in a sale or something? Hell, maybe some old woman knitted him that scarf cause he always helps that woman or some shit. I tell you man, Hinata is borderline Yandere.
Naruto world is based on Sengoku era(basically, Japanese GoT world), so I don't think anybody would care for someone's PTSD. Actually, nobody gives a fuck. That's normal. They living in freaking medieval realm with medieval therapy.
About the scarf? Yeah, she overreacted.
But fuck she has got to be pissed that the closest she has gotten to being with Naruto two years after she outright confessed her love to him and all the shit they went through in the war is Sakura trying to pair them up but Naruto being too much of a retard to get the hints.
>Yo, Hinata, thanks for all the help you've given me during the war
>Don't say that, you're amazing, Hinata!
>I really appreciate what you've done for me...a-and for the village, of course.
>Okay then, see you!
>He'd get tired of even Hinata
He is really not the type who gets tired of people. His whole thing is fierce loyalty and never going back on his words.
Basically your question is 'If he was a completely different person, and wanted X, would Hinata Y?' It's fucking retarded.
Also in general in a world where transformations are a thing I don't think infidelity or sexual boredom would ever be that big a thing.
I'd like to imagine between 699 and the Last Naruto said and did the sweetest things to Hinata because he's fond of her, but he never actually noticed how much his actions make the two of them look like lovers.
When Hinata explained that it's just Naruto being nice everyone pities her.
Good point, but I honestly think if the others actually saw how Nardo treats Hinata in Springtime of Youth she'd probably get teased for it. Hell, SoY Nardo was so smooth when dealing with her that the only version of Nardo that can out-smooth that is the Last Nardo.
If I remember correctly, Japan has a thing against therapy *(Psychiatrists and shit) in general. If someone important dies, you're apparently suppose to suck it up not long after it happens, and keep on trucking. You literally cannot talk to anyone about these kind of things:
-Grief over loved ones
-Stress over a terrible situation you don't know how get out of (if it's money related, it's shameful to borrow from someone)
Basically, talking about your problems is a sign of weakness, so people end up killing themselves when they have no one to talk with.
Oh, others will definitely tease Hinata about it, but Naruto wouldn't understand it, because he's retarded about romance pre-the Last.
Now that Naruto will stay together forever with Hinata, I want to see a comic where Naruto unconsciously charms the panties of all the ladies outside his generation just by being super smooth.
After having watched The Last movie...I find it hard to believe that Naruto did not get a bj by any of the fangirls. There's no way all those girls are throwing themselves at him and none of them hasn't tried to wrap their lips around his penis at least once or twice. It's not as if he rejected any of them. He just kinda ignored them.
Naruto maybe a dense as lead, but if some girl is trying to whip it out he's going to have to figure something out.
I made some faggy head canon on here about that too lazy to find screenshot
He was probably in a makeshift orphanage with the other kids who lost their parents to the kyuubei
Someone thinks he's the ninetails because of his whiskers and his birthday being the exact same day the kyuubei was defeated
Caretakers mistreated him by locking him in closets/ beatings over little things
Older orphans also taking out their rage on
Nardo grows up pretty spiteful; gets into one little fight and the hokage gets scared
He's forced to live on his own in his parents house outside the village and is suppose to get supplies/ allowance
someone tried to poison him, but kyuubei chakra saves him
everyone in the village refuses to sell him anything
he essentially lives off the land like a beast fighting off wolves, catching fish with his bare hands etc
hinata shenanigans happen and he feels superbad for being a dick to someone actually being nice
the other orphans make it into the anbu and test out their skills by sneaking into Naruto's house and setting it on fire with him inside; they fail
hokage lays down the law punishing those who screw with naruto
naruto moves into small rinky dink apartment, but everyone still refuses to sell to him
Ramen girl doesn't really know who naruto is and takes pity on him
Ramen guy mad cuz u killed my wife, but stops being an ass cuz naruto is just a child
That's why naruto is only eats at Ichiraku
Otherwise he asks the ramen girl to buy him instant ramen cuz he can't afford the real shit all the time and he can't cook for himself
Is super tired of being alone
Goes to ninja school to earn dosh and respect from village
Kids make fun of him for having a shitty haircut/ dressing like a hobo/ smelling bad (he was a beast for awhile)
Teachers fail him on purpose and treat him like shit
All he can do is laugh it off and give a big dumb smile, otherwise they'll kick him out again
To him being alone is worse than being a joke
This stigma of mental disease is also a thing even in western countries, too. Especially things like depression. The idea that you should just "walk off depression" is still a depressingly common sentiment even among the more educated of Americans.
So is psychiatry as a medical science not progressing or something in Japan?
Yeah unless you are a schizo or something, they don't want you to go to a psychiatrist. Even then some families don't want their schizo family member to go as it would bring great shame.
>despite all that happened in the war Hinata still doesn't have all that much self-confidence outside a crisis situation, especially when it comes to Naruto
>both Hinata and Naruto are incredibly busy post-war
>she thinks him being nice is just platonic friendship, which might be nice but it's also eating at her
>she becomes much too focused on the scarf whenever she isn't on a mission instead of actually talking to him
>he finds himself compelled to treat her the very nicest he can, even if he's unsure as to what that weird feeling is that makes him so
>annoyed at how she doesn't seem to be around as much and they can't spend any quality time together
>isn't quite sure what she said to him before Pain stabbed her but has a feeling it was very important
SP better fucking come through in the fillers.
At least they weren't dying at 7 years old, but yeah, they are too young and having 12 and 13 year olds joining assassination squads needed to be stopped too. It doesn't matter how good the kid they don't belong there.
To be honest, Naruto's outlook on life would have been vastly similar to Sasuke's as they both have been fucked over by the village.
There was, acutally, more reason for Sasuke to still believe in Konoha then there were for Naruto to.
>Hinata got hurt or got blind again like in episode 306
>Naruto visited her in the hospital
>"Remember what Neji said. My life no longer belongs to me alone. And similarly, your life no longer belongs to you alone. It also belongs to me."
>"...a-and Kiba. And Shino. And Hanabi. And the other members of the Hyuuga clan."
>"You're blushing. Is it a fever?"
To much fanfiction bruh. Naruto was never beaten, the closest was him getting kicked out of a shop for looking masks and not buying them. All jinchuuriki get the shit stick. The only ones who seemed to have avoided them where 2, 7 (maybe we know nothing) and 8. 2 and 8 only cause B is the ultimate black bro. All the others got shit. Maybe not three he did become mizukage, but that shit was a ruse.
>Hinata practices Kage Bunshin
>Manages to create a perfect one
>Wanted to surprise Naruto, so she went into hiding
>Naruto came home, started making sweet sweet love towards the clone
>Hinata watches from inside the cupboard as her beloved husband fucked another woman
>Real Hinata started feeling strange
>Just as she was about to touch herself, Naruto appeared inside the cupboard
>The Naruto outside was a clone as well
>"You think I can't tell?"
>Both pairs fuck like rabbits
I wouldn't trust kakashi with a puppy. I leave it with him for a day and the sad fucker gets crucifixed and Kakashi ends up eating tuna every day because it was the dogs favorite food.
>diplomatic mission to the Cloud
>as new heads of big Leaf clans Ino and Shikamaru come, as does Chouji because his father's about to reture
>Hinata as heir apparent for the Hyuuga comes along too as a double message of reconciliation and the Hyuuga having some shit on the Cloud
>Naruto as the big war hero is a given
>awkward shenanigans en route
>political shit in the Cloud village, things go relatively smoothly
>Chouji and Karui meet, both drop massive amounts of ramen
>Hinata looks at the two wistfully
>Naruto again has that odd feeling he can't quite put a finger on
>goes to spar with Bee
>he's got Karui and her team around who loudly cheer for him
>Naruto asks Hinata to come along and watch/cheer
>becomes a team-on-team spar, Chouji is brought in as Ino and Shkamaru are busy with things that actually matter
>it comes down to Chouji and Karui wanting to show off but really not wanting to hit each other
>Naruto wonders aloud what's gotten into them, Hinata is depressed, Bee gets a new idea for a rap
>Kakashi gets a pet rock
>Got a kind teammate to take care of it while he's in a mission
>His house is attacked
>The pet rock is destroyed
>The pieces of that rock stabbed the teammate in the back, paralyzing him
Kakashi's life is pure tragedy.
Where can I watch the original episodes in HD? I can only find Shippuden
I just find the NS butthurt tears amusing. People getting that invested into a ship to see it sink is crazy.
Nobody in Naruto has had a worse life then Shino
>No interesting backstory.
>Was badass as fuck for one arc then forgotten forever.
>nobody gives a fuck about Shino
>was literally a badass during the chuunin exams. But fuck Shino am I right?
>no sasuke retrieval arc cause he had to train with family (basically because he's a loser and nobody likes him)
>no sexy Waifu at end of story
>he's never actually lost a fight, but is more filler the. Tenten who is the most pitiful character in all of pity land. (Talked all that tough shit in chuunin exams was beaten the fastest lol)
>Kiba has more screen time!
>fucking kiba! People hate him and don't even know why! But it's justified because Kiba sucks!!!
His only option right now would be to literally an hero.
>no sexy Waifu at end of story
Well the current filler gives him one she just dies due to Coolest Guy.
Funny thing is that in the miniseries he's the schoolteacher, so he might just rise to the soaring heights of relevance that Iruka had.
>no sexy Waifu at end of story
all according to keikaku, he's a teacher now. pic related.
10/10 had less screen time than tonton(tsunades pig)
No tenten has tits, and a fanbase. Shino has neither of those buffs.
I still wish we saw Shizune in an actual fight where she summons Tonton's neechan who is a massive warhog.
Someone speculated that Fuu will drop a line that her dream is to become a teacher, which would give him the dedication to become one at the end of the series. I'd kinda like that.
TenTen is also an important character in Rock Lees mini series...
>tfw no Shino mini series...
>New Chuunin Exam arc is all about Shino/Fuu
>They'll fight together
>Fuu'll say "Nobody had ever used bugs as well as you do."
>They'll combine their bugs for a combo attack
>At the arc's end, they battle
>Fuu won, Shino promised he'll win next time
>The two bump fists
>Shino left with his team, Fuu waving goodbye
>Obito captured her
God dammit what is with me and forgetting pics?
Naruto's life as Hokage must be fucking boring.
I mean, he grew up being attacked and fighting 9/10ths of his day or training.
Now it must be like "I miss the days I made giant rasengans".
By the way, that movie?
No giant rasengans.Just awful.
>withered old Akamaru
>Kiba's the only one in his generation who could feasibly have kids but didn't
>Whatshername-sensei gave birth to a new Sarutobi then became forgotten until she was needed to babysit
>Hinata is in constant competition with Naruto as the happiest person on the planet
>Shino became Cyclops and honors his dead bug waifu
I think Tobi was a being similar to Zetsu, but I don't think it was actually a Zetsu. It was shown in the flashback where Obito meets Madara, but I can't remember what the deal actually was.
Hey, here's Sasuke, looking even more like Madara.
It was a little different from white and nigger Zetsu. Apparently it was some faggot that almost got absorbed by the 10 tail but was able to stop it somehow.
Guruguru was his name that Kishi gave him.
Shino did fine in the aging department.
Being a single mom and not receiving Uzumaki life force on a regular basis like her pupil was clearly hard on Kurenai.
Kiba looks slightly older than Kurenai, come to think of it. I wonder what his clan's average lifespan might be.
I'd love to see a filler where the Cartographers' Guild sues the villages for fucking up decades of work in charting the continent.
Hell make it a class action lawsuit from all the lords and now-homeless peasants.
Its safe to say that the coolest guy is crying in the afterlife.....
I wonder what would Tobirama say to the little shit stealing his style AND fucking up by failing to include the fluffy thing around his neck. Guess that would be too comfy for someone as hard edge as an Uchiha.
>I'm this man's cum dumpster
>It's time to give Hokage-sama your virginity
>both you and your mother are born to be cum dumpsters
>my second daughter will be for your personal use, too
Obito fought the 4th, and won. And to do so he had to sneak into the village in the first place, which isn't a problem since he has his own private dimension to travel through. He could literally appear in any random house, completely intangible, and start fucking up anyone he chose since none of them have the Hiraishin.
>BAD CHILDHOOD MEANS CHARACTER
Honestly he probably hadn't thought it through beforehand, and by the time he wrote the flashback had already established that (A) Seals Equal Bullshit and (B) BOTH of Naruto's parents were masters of it. But they were already dead so... fuck it.
For point (C) The Third used that same seal to take Orochi's arms. So he could have done it instead and then Minato could have used the Hiraishin to get his wife some much needed medical attention.
Is there a possibility of getting this without moving to Japan?
I really wanted those print NaruHina doujins, damn. I'd scan it too.
scans as shitty as the camrip I've made, but still.
Look champ Sakura is definitely a shit, but only because she's a woman in Naruto. She's still 3rd or 4th strongest ninja, depending on where Kakashi falls without his sharingan. Once those two bloodlines combine, with the collective techniques of team seven behind them, you're looking at the next Sage of Six Paths.
get a Japanese friend to buy and send them for ya
or maybe Buyee.jp, or Mandarake
I got my The Last figures from Buyee and the Movie Guide Book from Mandarake
>Look champ Sakura is definitely a shit, but only because she's a woman in Naruto
And because Kishi ineptly tried to make the audience like her.
Also I think you might be overselling Sakura a good bit. Out of her team she's the only one who did not surpass her master, and both her and Tsunade rely on chakra for power and are mainly support besides that. Set up a fight of one of them against a skilled Gentle Fist user and you cripple their offensive capabilities, or against Gai or Lee who can outdo either in terms of strength and speed.
The one skill that could give either group complications is Tsunade's nerve-fuckery which Sakura does not have.
>she's the only one who did not surpass her master
Sakura was still fighting Kaguya when Tsunade became a fruit, she totally surpassed her.
>rely on chakra for power
Literally every worthwhile ninja
>a skilled Gentle Fist user
Where would one find such a thing?
>against Gai or Lee who can outdo either in terms of strength and speed.
Until they die because their opponent is immortal?
I also suggested those two sites.
Buyee searches through Japanese auctions, and handle all things on the Japan end. You just pay all the expenses.
Mandarake lists mostly used, damaged (usually just the package) or display products.
because it was normal back in the whatever age of the ninja back in japan.
>Sakura was still fighting Kaguya
Because she happened to be protected by Sauce. Tsunade would have done a better job of it.
>literally every worthwhile ninja
So you agree that a skilled Hyuuga (such as Neji, Hiashi or endgame Hinata) or Gai/Lee could take them both on with ease? Good.
>their opponent is immortal
Both would get pulverized when stopping for a second to heal up, even with Tsunade's no-handseal healing, which to my knowledge is not possessed by Sakura.
I'm not the anon you were initially arguing with, and I do think that Sakura is only relatively useless and could take Kiba or Chouji, maybe even not-endgame Hinata too. But she is fucking dwarfed by the higher tier of people around, much less the 3rd/4th most powerful person in the world.
So let's get serious here for a second.
Who's the best daughter?
The idea is that in the Last Naruto recognizes the feelings he had had for Hinata as love.
"She always loved him" is just one reason for his feelings. "She shared his nindo" is another. "She knows how to cheer him up" is yet another.
true love is based on beginning thin
failed love is based on a heavy burden of attachments that end up falling short of expectations down the road and trample your dreams and lead to misery.
Sarada you're alright, but you're no fucking sunflower so give it a rest.
Who here doesn't need a box lined with Naruto pages?
He actually started to like her for her nindou and her desire to change herself
Read Neji fight
Apparently a special thing for volume 72.
Man, why do some people post their comics in Twitter with really small sizes? I can't even even read that second to last panel.
>it was shit
What did you expect of a Nurutu thread?
You asked about how to get the doujins too right? Did ya check out the Buyee site just in case. Some might even put their work up in the auctions too. One never knows.
>there are people who actually masturbate to this
Every Hokage made some mistake. For instance Tobiramas' mistake was creating the resurrection jutsu. 3rd made a couple of big ones here and there, but the alternative was Danzou, so he still is better.
Even for his usual shit it's a bit much. He's salty.
>Tobirama's collar flares up like an angry cat when he's mad
He already avoided the mistake of choosing the wrong girl, so that is a good start.
Shipping aside, I do not think Naruto will fuck something up big time. And even if he does, he is going to be the first one to make it right, because "my ninja way". Also, with Shikamaru as his right hand he has nothing to worry about.
>no fluffy collar
Bitch can't even accessorize properly.
>scans as shitty as the camrip I've made, but still.
This line kind of gave it away I guess
Therapists don't exist all that often in media. Why have the main character go to someone who specializes in helping them solve their problems when it's more popular to have them solve it themselves? And then there are therapists who have their own agenda in the plot.
Let's face it, a story that convinces the reader to seek a therapist is just not as compelling as a story that acts like the reader's therapist.
Come to think about it councilors and therapists must be fairly butthurt about the media coverage they are getting.
The real question is why would Kishimoto turn his hardwork-rags-to-respect story into a ugly duckling story?
He carries the legendary bloodline all along!? Now what kind of editor would allow something as lazy as that?
What is: Every Battle-themed WSJ manga since DBZ
The MCs are always super-powered beyond belief by Lineage/some supernatural force IE Devil Fruits, Tailed Beasts or Ichigo's mutt genetics.
So Nardo lost his virginity when he was 19, what about Sakura and Sasuke? This is extremely important knowledge.