Claim your waifu before she's taken!
Probably because everyone assumes that every adventurer (excluding Rudy) is someone from the real world. The concept of AI bots and alt accounts isn't really explored until this arc.
To be honest after how they animated the horses I was beginning to think they had really just given up. Now this frame from the OP makes sense.
posting mai claimant
I don't care that you all think she's shit.
No, I'm pretty sure they already gave up.
>make a /v/ tier thread on /a/
>"if you don't like it just leave"
Yeah, makes total sense.
Because nobody in this thread has a waifu, they're just "claiming" characters they think are attractive.
Try harder shitposter
Nah, fuck off to /v/. Nobody here claims anything.
>nobody in this thread has a waifu, they're just "claiming" characters they think are attractive
Isn't that what having a waifu is all about? (in addition to contributing to the circlejerk of course)
Do you care that I think she's not shit?
I like Akatsuki, I started this show because of her.
Sure there are other girls I like in the same show, but I'd have never gotten there if I weren't craving loli ninja girl to begin with.
She claimed me anon. I had no say.
You seem to have a misconception about me anon.
It's always funny to see the people who spend all day blogging and circlejerking about their lives under the guise of "waifuism" getting upset about threads where people just post images. As far as I'm concerned, these threads are far more likely to have actual waifus in, instead of glorified excuses to blog.
You don't have a fucking waifu, having a favorite girl is not the same as having a waifu.
>Isn't that what having a waifu is all about?
Not at all, you fucking newshit.
Well, ill see you all in the next waifu thread that isn't shit.
I want her to be happy and I have no interest in pursuing a romantic relationship with her. There's a difference.
Come on, make an actual excuse for talking about your life. Saying "today I lost my job at Burger King boo hoo, btw my waifu cheers me up" isn't love. I know you want to be part of a community, but picking up a waifu isn't the answer.
A questionably sentient internet entity that formulates a multitude of personalities each with their own distinct opinions, preferences, and likes and dislikes. 4chan is perpetually in search of "cuckolding," or "the cuck." Although it has come into contact with pictures of, descriptions of, and in-depth information covering the meaning of the term "cuckolding," it still seems to be in a constant state of searching for "cuckolding," which has not progressed since the start of its search long ago. It has not yet been been possible to theorize what it will do when it finds said "cuckolding," nor is it known if "cuckolding" is a code word for something completely separate from a wife in the process of the act of adultery. Nevertheless, 4chan is found to perpetually gather information for the expressed purpose of "finding cuckolding." It is theorized that 4chan has discovered that the gathering of information without a real goal makes its existence meaningless. In order to craft a sort of meaning from what it had available, it simply took a random word from its lexicon, strategically forgot its definition, locked itself off from ever redefining the void definition of said word, and set itself out on a quest to find and define the word whilst never being truly able to define this word on its own. This is only conjecture and should be treated as such, though the fact of the matter is clear; 4chan is an entity that is forever in a search of "the cuck," without actually knowing or having the capability of knowing what "cuckolding," is.
Claiming best girl.
I only wish to express how important she is to me. Waifuanons hold their respective waifu in high regard as do I.
>Then what the fuck's the point in calling her you're waifu?
Anon, she chose me. I had no say in the matter.
I'm serious. Almost every post is a blog post, and then they stick on a picture and answer some dumbshit question like "what's your waifu's favorite food" for the 50th time.
Anyone who actually has a waifu wouldn't be caught dead in one, they're so blatantly an attempt to fit in.
>how important she is to me
You mean how much you want to be her bitch boy and do everything for her so she can fuck the MC?
>Anyone who actually has a waifu
Explain what you think constitutes that, I'm genuinely interested. I don't think waifu threads are that bad.
TELL IT LIKE IT IS, BROTHER!!!!
I guess I'll take the shapeshifting poon dragoon/sperm wyrm.
>You mean how much you want to be her bitch boy
If by that you mean become her blade then yes.
>and do everything for her so she can fuck the MC?
Quick reminder that love is ephemeral in nature, and if you still think you love your waifu after 4 years, you're delusional or severely mentally disturbed.
Quit holding on after the love has gone.
>I only wish to express how important she is to me.
Sure, but never at any point does that make you her husbando. You're entire "relationship" is based around her having a relationship with someone else. You're a cuck at best and a stalker at worst, and that's a crime.
>Anon, she chose me
No, your dick chose who you're going to stalk.
You don't have a waifu.
She'd ask me why I'm spending so much time getting angry and arguing with retards on the internet instead of impregnating her
Would you really stop loving your perfect girl after four years? I just want her to be real.
let this thread be kill and stay kill
>Sure, but never at any point does that make you her husbando
I regard myself as her sword, as her soldier, as the protector of her happiness.
>I stopped loving her after 3.
What does that even mean, though? I'm not in love with a cartoon itself, I'm in love with her. She's my perfect woman, and I fall asleep every night wishing I could hold her in my arms. I just don't understand how you can suddenly think "nah, I don't care anymore". There had to have been some reason you fell in love with her to begin with
>Ok, so you're a white knighting stalking cuck, but she's still not you're waifu.
She is my everything.
The only person you should ever love is yourself, fuck waifus.
>I regard myself as her sword, as her soldier, as the protector of her happiness.
>my waifu would be happiest with someone who isn't me!
The ultimate cuck.
I imagine a true living waifu could keep the feeling going forever. It'd be a careful balancing act, and probably require mind reading or some shit though.
It means what it means. I used to fall asleep the same way, I'd spend lots of time looking through pictures or playing clips. It just faded over time, until one day I realised the feelings were gone.
I could force myself to pretend, but it wouldn't do me or her any good.
think of it what you will, just telling it like it is
No, I'm going to continue.
>She is my everything.
Still doesn't make me wrong, the person being stalked can mean everything to the stalker, doesn't mean the stalker and the girl are in an actual relationship, it just means she's being stalked.
I'LL CLAIM WHO I WANT TO CLAIM!
>until one day I realised the feelings were gone.
That's a scary thought. I doubt I'll stop loving her entirely, because she really is my dream girl, and no 3DPD could ever top her.
> I'm not stalking her. There's a whole dimension separating us.
I've never had a problem with claiming my waifu in these threads, I've never even seen anyone else try to.
>Yet you're still leering at her from the bushes in your fantasies.
No such thing is taking place.
Seriously, what crawled up your asses? It's like I ruined your day or something.
Don't get me wrong, I still think she's pretty great. No other girl comes close. It's just that the spark is gone, there's no longer any warm fuzzy feelings when I think about her.
Okay here's the thing: if you can't at least imagine her having a monogamous, emotionally intimate, sexual relationship with you, YOU Cuck Bravo, not with her OTP from the anime, not with anyone else, then she is not your waifu.
And that makes you a cuck.