You're stuck with them on a four-hour trip.
What will you do?
Chain-smoke the entire time.
I swear loyalty to Kate-sama and
Give them snacks, let them have turns on my DS, while they're busy with it komari-chan rests her head on my chest and falls asleep while i read.
Take the wheel and make it one-hour trip.
This is the ride to good lolicon heaven right?
I'll just wait.
Get to know Komari-chan better since she'll be legal in a few years anyway unlike all the other ones.
>hide porn magazine in car before trip
>make it easy to find with a bit of searching
>pretend to fall asleep during the trip
>they find the magazine and read through it
>curiosity will get the better of them
>They start practicing on me while sleeping
>wake up and fug
Take them all out for ice cream and then have sex with them while smoking.
Please post more cute girls.
I need my daily dose of cute or i won't be able to attend to my regular activities.
Personally I think loli is disgusting. Though, you guys do know that 4chan basically hands over all there information to the FBI and they can find every post you've ever made.
>Though, you guys do know that 4chan basically hands over all there information to the FBI and they can find every post you've ever made.
This is extremely exaggerated. They only hand over information about the people who post CP or other illegal content.
roll up the windows and fill the cabin with red hot chili farts
as they reach for the window buttons i'll slap their wrists with my seventeen inch outie bellybutton while screaming "RAGGLE FRAGGLE!"
No. I'd rather be healthy, smell good and live with no cancer
>implying smoking is cool
>implying that hag isn't disgusting
I would only come if loli of the season were going.