You suddenly have virtually unlimited money, BUT you can only spend it on the anime/manga industry (doujins included).
What do you do?
Hire Saori Hayami to do a Christmas Cake anime all done by PA Works with character designs done by Kanami Sekiguchi god.
make Anime awesome, if I can only buy the merchandise I will buy 100k copies of any BD and send them to Africa as a gift to found another season of my favorite anime shows (in better quality).
A friend from work asked me some days ago to to join his Mario Cart party this evening and I agreed to it, but now I want to stay home. The place will be pretty crowded and it will end in everyone just talking and socialising instead of playing. I just want to stay home and watch my cute girl show. Wat do?
Would getting scientists to research a way to enter the 2D world count as part of the anime industry?
And I guess have a studio I like make an anime made for brainwashing people into becoming my slaves
Find an excuse, stay home and watch your cute girl show, obviously.
>Would getting scientists to research a way to enter the 2D world count as part of the anime industry?
I- I guess?
Also, buy the rights to naburo, clorox and wang piss, reboot them as sol series with cute girls and all fights replaced with pillow fights, then tell their respective fanbases that they have shit taste.
1) Create my own studio.
2) Buy the rights to manga adaptations randomly.
Dubs will decide one new adaptation. Every season.
4) Adapt manga as true to the source as possible. No extra pandering, no extra fanservice, and high budget.
5) Give money to other studios with the instructions to do more anime originals.
Get Realta Nua officially localized.
Push the Tsukihime remake onto the fast-track.
Get Mahoyo+ made with voicework and perhaps more content.
Get those last two things localized.
New season of haruhi
Now gainax is back again, unlimited budget and new original anime
>buy the rest
Strike witches side story
/l/oli are back
Forgot to mention, completed manga only. No stretching a shounen out to 700 episodes for profit. I'm here to help the medium and not the shareholders since I have virtually unlimited money.
Hire people to animate Metal Gear Solid films. With unlimited amounts of detail and fucking glorious animation. I want them to be THE animated movies for centuries to come.
That or buy expensive figures and shit to re-sell to weebs to move my funds into something more reasonable.
Buy the whole Nanoha franchise, make Nanoha and Fate marry on-screen and on-page.
Create shows and manga that panders to the culture of every single country in the world.
Slowly force them to assimilate the animu culture.
Only then humanity will be saved. There will be no war and corruption. Everyone will have their own customized loli
As a not joke answer
Fund myself: Japanese lessons
Fund myself: Live in Japan for a bit doing shit all to have some cultural experience
Fund myself: Found my own studio. People might not want to work for the baka gaijin, but money talks. And I have unlimited money.
Fund myself: Because I have unlimited money, I can write, produce and potentially distribute anything I want. I'd become some anime auteur. Even if I was shit, I'd still be talked about in the context of this fucking Canadian who went to Japan and made an anime studio to fund his own projects.
Can imagine worse ways to be.
Create my own anime related products store. I use my anime money to buy the products and sell them for money on other things. Once I save up a lot, I go into global shipment of my products. I keep all of my company's actions and even advertisements on a very low profile. I also greatly reduce the price of my products, causing more fans to buy them. This gives much more money and power to the industry and even though I am actually losing money, my company is still profitable.
I buy all studios (porn studios included) and every animu gets all the money it needs to get made.
Since I'm not a total dick not only stuff I want gets produced, in fact I will only have one show per season made for me, mostly adaptions.
All porn gets uncensored releases in Europe and America, and here most stuff will be what I want (top quality, too, and hey, it's just for fapping), mostly adaptions of manga I like.
Randomly select one show each season, and then order 100k blu-rays of only that show and dump them all in the ocean.
The nips will go mad trying to find out why a random show is selling so well, and all studios will go bankrupt trying to capture this mysterious new crowd of fans who only buy one show.
And since I just saw another Koihime Musou thread:
I will have it remade - twice.
One will be a yuri hentai with maybe 24 episodes that's roughly close to the animu we got, except for hardcore uncensored yuri sex.
The other one will have a male character from our world dicking everyone.
But not Kazuto, he is a faggot and I hate him.
>Pay for Miura's and Togashi's retirement.
>Pay the publishers to cancel Berserk and Hunter x Hunter.
>Throw some more money to ensure that both series will never get a proper conclusion.
>Establish a foundation to channel money for the above purpose.
>Pay for the animation rights, have DEEN animate the two series, but tighten the budget.
I kinda know that feeling, I'm the same age as you. Got poisoned something awful and I only have a few years left to live. People saying "you're still young" really piss me off.
Being anemic with high blood pressure makes it difficult to rape the lolis, although I could use a creepy van or something.
If my van looks like the Durarara!! van, would it count as part of the infinite money deal?
Would moving costs count? Because if so, move to Japan, build a new studio (or take an existing one, whatever), hire good talent and pump out high-quality hentai OVAs catering to as many fetishes as desired.
Medaka box S3
Tsukihime anime Remake
Claymore anime Remake
Melty blood Anime put into production
All Fate routes animated
Slayers LN's anime adaptations
Go on a "kill the moe" campaign, and lastly, create my own fansubbing group.
I wouldn't give a fuck about "saving anime" or about any of you faggots, for that matter - if I had that kind of money.
Throw money at Kyoani so they make Haruhi s3 and Nichiflop s2.
Throw money at shaft so Kizu gets adapted
Throw money at the studio that animated GuP and make them give us a s2.
Throw money at some studio so they make a good remake of Rurouni Kenshin
Throw money to get the music guy from Kaiji out of jail and then throw more money at madhouse for Kaiji s3.
Buy all the Oreimo doujins and pay some guy to upload them to sadpanda,Just for you guys
Then i'd just Throw money at studios to adapt manga i like and buy figures to re-sell and have money i can spend on whatever
buy all figurines and rare stuff. Sell them for $$$ ??? profit
extremely high production value next seasons for all my shows that ended prematurely (anime end did not catch up with source material end)
and I mean like 5+ million per episode, so each 20min bit is gonna be like movie finale quality
>Slayers LN's anime adaptations
This nigga knows whats up
> buy a studio
> hire fumiaki maruto for script
> animate WA2 CC +Coda
Pay Konami for a new series of Busou Shinki - and a whole new line of MMS/Shinkis but with versions that are homages to every other major mecha series.
>Pay a studio to make Spice and Wolf S3
>Make it really high-budget with high quality animation, subs & dubs in every major language
>Release teasers and trailers regularly
>When it's done, organize a public showing before the release
>Make sure the only existing medium holding S3 is the Blu-Ray disc I'm holding in my hand in front of everyone
>BURN IT, and enjoy the unfolding shitstorm
>>Pay a studio to make Spice and Wolf S3
Are you me, anon?
I'd adopt a bunch of LNs and VNs that were never given a proper or full adaptation. Also ones that would be normally too long to animate without a massive budget.
Saya no Uta
Dies Irae (All four routes baby)
Spice and Wolf
Berserk Full Remake
Tsukihime Full Remake
Vagabond (With Movie+ Quality Animation)
Kingdom Full Remake (Fuck off CGs)
Then I'd probably fund doujinshi drawers to draw whatever the fuck I wanted them to draw - So they can deviate from all that Kancolle. I'd also bribe Makoto so he can get his ass resuming Muramasa translations.