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I still wonder if they are serious or pretending to be retarded.
I think a lot of the cliche lines are cute since it shows that the two people truly care about each other.
>I-I'm only like this because it's you!
>No cum inside, I want to feel warm
>It's dirty there!
>It's not dirty to me
when rape is forgiven because it ends up feeling too good.
>"now I know I just jumped you in a public bathroom, ripped off your panties, and violently took your virginity, but hey you want to go to dinner some time?"
>"well... It did feel good.. Ok!"
All those replies were with reaction faces.
>Girl totally wants the D but can't admit it.
>"It's my fault you became like this, so I'll take responsibility and help it go down...."
He's on an imageboard of all places where reaction pictures are intended to be used.
>Guy cums inside girl like there's no tomorrow
>Girl doesn't get pregnant
I laugh like an idiot every time I see this. This was on Nise right, which episode? I need to watch it again and remember this
>"Most girls wouldn't be so understanding after they've just been raped"
Reminder that liking dicks ain't gay at all.
>your dumbass got an add bought
10/10. I can safely assume I will never fall that far.
I wonder what tilefucker-kun would make of watching BRS.
These guys kept at least 1cm apart the whole night. Karen is really strong, so I know she did it.
I asked my sister, a Japanese major (graduate) about this scene. She said "Well, in Japan they say, like, "be nice to me because I'm not very good" out of respect. Then are showed her the scene in Japanese. She was like "No shit they're going to fuck."
I felt stupid for asking.
It's his fault for not having his computer auto turn off the monitor and auto-lock after a certain amount of time.
Those mental gymnastics.
He's further in the closet than Kojima!
>Read /a/ for shits, giggles, and porn
>Get an in-depth and useful lesson in history, economics, science and other similar fields.
This has happened so many times I can't even count them all.
Of course it's not gay. You would know that if you went to college.
>are you still in there?
Every fucking time.
Does anyone still have the thread where someone fooled people on a dating site into contend for cosplay anime sex?
Pic related, one of the victims.
Paternity fraud and pregnant gangbang
just kidding we need more of this, why the fuck isn't there more of this?
Haha that ban makes a lot more sense.
also check dem fives.
OH FUCK I THINK I WAS IN THAT THREAD
I think this was one of the victims
Until I first read that post I'd always imagined Stallman to have this deep, sagely voice. So I found a video and immediately the illusion was shattered. He's so shrill and nasally. How can anyone bear to listen to him for more than sixty seconds?
All I have
I saved it because he looks a lot like me
>are you still in there?
I love you guys
Subject line: (>^o^)>
Ha ha, saw this and had to reply.
5- Blue Exorcist
4- Darker than Black
3- Naruto: Shippuden
2- Sword Art Online SAO
1- ATTACK ON TITANNNNNNNNNN!!!!!
Hopefully you reply back cause I find you pretty cute lol. I'll attach a pic too :o
P.S. I'm on my aunts computer so that pic is the only one I had at the time. And yeah, the girl to my side is my aunt... lmao.
>He probably just posts without a trip
There's no way that's true. You underestimate how narcissistic and delusional he is. I refuse to believe he would ever post without a trip.
And even if he did post without it, his posting style was very recognizable, people would spot him anyway.
Cromartie High School: always relevant.
>I'm now reminded of it every Hanukkah
Not sure how many of these I am supposed to believe here.
You might as well believe them, who cares.
People on the internet bitch and moan about lying, but its not like you will ever learn that its a lie (unless it is scientifically disproven as someone will do if possible) and the story will have no effect on you.
Like for example if there is a raccoon sitting outside of your closed window and blinds. Odds are you will never learn if it actually is or isn't unless it knocks something over or causes damage. If you look out your window to check, it cannot account for the moments you were not checking.
These stories will most likely not disrupt your life, so just believe in them because its more fun than not.
holy shit, it's Alfonso Ribeiro
Just rub it out in the bathroom like everyone else does.
>mfw /a/ writes better erotica than EL James.
God fucking dammit i hate this shit. I have a
friend who is in absolute denial about crab having fucked Araragi after this scene. He insists that i "don't understand her character and she was obviously joking"
Ok, I won't
but here is a pic of the folder.
Crab isn't his waifu , not even his favorite monogatari. He's just thinks that everyone who say that they fucked is retarded and can't interpretate the characters properly since Senjougahara is always trolling Araragi so she must obviously be joking in that scene too.
I've posted them all a couple of times actually, with puns relating to coconuts and the pokemon, but, I am fatigued today and recently decided to be a nice person who makes others happy instead of someone who gets off on being annoying.
1.9 GB, ~4500 images. No file structure or naming scheme.
Dude, ZIP that and put it on mega. I love themed image dumps.
Yeah I fucking love eggs and palm trees. I take a picture of a palm tree whenever I see one. The way they are tall relaxed creatures that pierce the pale blue sky. Something about them makes me feel warm. And eggs are cheap as hell and I eat at least 4 a day. I like them fried with runny yoke.
Today I bought organic eggs for the first time. I hope they are pretty good! Still haven't dared to poach one. I don't think I have the courage to risk it.
I also love pokemon.
I didn't take this picture, but it looks like its on Coronado island, which is one of the best places there is.
>post "/a/, you are intolerably lewd" with a condescending daffy duck image as a thread when I felt like shitposting
>first reply is bugs bunny saying "can't help it doc, I'm addicted to cock stink"
That one post made the ban worth it. I couldn't breathe.
No, I'm not a common person who eats hardboiled eggs. I also wouldn't want to touch her and bring her inside my home. Looks sweaty and gross.
That screen never gets old though.
Exeggutor are palm tree reaction pics.
The one rule I place on myself with them is only official art.
1.3 gigs, I lost most of my stuff after HDD pooped on me.
>tfw Chen will never hold you down and force you to have multiple orgasms
My ex would always buy pineapple and she'd suck me off and swallow my cum a few hours after I ate it. She said it'd make my cum taste sweet. Other foods like meat and some vegies made it bitter.
Yes, she was a slut.
I spent a fucking month trying to find that shit; let me spare you the trouble.
Here's a link to the dojuin artist's website:
As you can see, it came out in 2011. It's never been scanned, let alone translated to english. So you will never find it anywhere on the internet.
Trust me, I tried.
I'm sorry, anon.
>2 gigs with no file structure or naming scheme
... you too, eh?
I had something like that happen to me. A few years ago, when I was still in college, I ordered pic related. Unfortunately, I accidentally had it sent to my parent's address instead of my own, so the exchange in your pic happened to me, minus the salmon.
Do you have any idea how common home invasions are in America? Not to mention massive amounts of burglaries.
It's plain retarded not to take precautions unless you have nothing of value to steal I guess.
I have a lot of valuable things. Electronics, silverware, paintings, a legit ancient roman bust of Caligula, quite a lot other things and tons of collectibles which are pretty valuable but impossible to instantly priced.
But I don't live in the US.
Canada is still dangerous,some guy got shot just a month ago in my small town of 100 000 defending against a home invasion. I wouldn't be worried about someone wanting to steal art though that's not too easy to flip
Remember, Canucks; that 10-round limit is for YOUR safety. What if you miss a lot in your panic and he brought a few friends to the midnight rape party? Sucks to be you!
You should be careful, not locking your door at night isn't being nice, it's common sense anon.
You don't want to wake up in the morning tied to your bed by some niggers defiling your cute ass.
Since we're not posting /a/ any more, let's see the best of /toy/.