A bold step forward. Ganbatte, Nihon. Make my waifu real.
>tfw your waifu comes from an old, unpopular series and will never get the high-tech treatment to make her real
I never liked toys that made a sound when I was a child.
But I think I know where this is going and I like it.
>No Included hole to shove your dick into and hearing her make cute moans until she ahegaos.
Then the system breaks because you thrust too hard and she's stuck on ahegao mode for the whole night.
>where you can get audio from online
Who would record it, though? Nobody's going to record a significant amount for free, so unless they offer regular DLC packs or something, you're still going to run out pretty quick.
Ara & ara are the only 2 words I need to hear from my waifu
>the daki equivalent of a tickle me elmo
Wow, such technology.
>microphone in daki that sends your voice to a computer over wifi
>computer AI reads and responds to your phrases
>open source AI with hundred different kind of profiles(characters) available online
>Character VAs voicing all the lines of the most popular AIs for dosh
I think I'm on to something here
I'm more surprised that this has only come to fruition at this point in time
the age of the waifu is upon us
what a time to be alive
It says it has 500 lines, and you'll be able to download more on your smartphone and upload them to the pillow
>tfw my waifu's seiyuu will never voice one of these machines so I can hear my custom daki talk
I think I want to die like that.
You don't know man, we just brought vocal feedback into the equation.
I could see some virgin with a vision putting massage rotors into his daki to simulate squirming and fidgeting.
GET OUT YOU SHITTY NORMIE FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTT
It's not like you're helping the shitposting situation, /r9k/
I'm more of an onahole man
Because the Japanese frog has honor. The frog may be sliced up but his dignity is left intact. Also. they took the video out of context. At the end, they bury the frog and offer a prayer.
I'm not blaming them for being how they are. I don't even mean it as an offense when I say I'm ashamed to share a hobby with them. I just don't think living your life that way is desirable. Feel free to ignore my opinion if you don't like it. It's nothing to get upset about.
That post was truly awful. It is painfully obvious that you do not belong here. But that is okay, there is a positive solution. Rather than trying to fit in, you should strongly consider going to a site more suitable for posters like you, such as Reddit, Tumblr, or maybe even Gaia. You have plenty of options. You will be happy, and we will be happy. Best of luck, but don't come back.
look, I too think the "waifu" meme is funny and the "2D>3D" meme but there is a point where we need to stop
nobody in here faps to anime...right? it's just a meme...right?