Why can I not stop fapping?
I hope anon isn't the type of person who would take advantage of an innocent, lone girl with a round of twister or king's game.
Stop watching bakemon. It's really shit. That's been weeks I can't stop fapping to tsubasa.
I enjoy fapping to the idea that I am one of the monogatari girls that deeply cares for Araragi-kun and will do anything to please him, anything.
I try not to be, but I just can't help it. That hairband does things to me.
Why is she such a cock hungry lewd slut?
She can't stop schlicking to you either.
Monogatari Thread starts with Nadeko!
Let the hate flow through you.
"H-here, you can use Nadeko to fap to if you want..."
She is platinum sex. Good choice.
You mean why is she such a cock hungry lewd alcoholic God slut? Wouldn't you be if you could?
why is snake the best?
is it because she's lewd?
is it because she's cutest?
is it because she's shy?
is it because she's insecure?
is it because she's oddly straightforward sometimes despite that?
is it because of the hat?
the bangs maybe?
is it because her theme song is the best according to the unanimous decision of the internet?
because we've been manipulated?
She's just trying to express her affection.
Snake is best because she's an artist who is too shy about her work to show it.
So basically me. In middle school girl form.
That would be Nadeko.
Until she loses her fucking mind.
I know, right?
"I'm embarrassed to let Koyomi-onii-chan know I like him, but I'll go swimming with him practically nude. That should be OK."
It is a sexy hairband. I will give you that.
Goddamn it, now I need to fap. The problem is spreading.
I had to share this one with /a/. Bananas are the best medicine.
I'm sure the scent is fantastic...
I think you should fap, your cock deserves it~
That's what I would do if I was a Snake God. And a girl.
It's easy to skip accidentally. It doesn't really cover that much new ground, so you didn't miss anything critical.
I'm not sure how this would make us brother/determine who is older...
completely depends. if I don't fap soon, a decent amount
Because if your cock is covered in a lot of slippery goodness, I'm gonna want to be the sister! And in that case, I think you should refrain for now and make yourself hornier~
"Fapping" often results from a series of events called P.M.E. or "Pornography, Masturbation, Ejaculation." People who engage in PME daily are typically seriously mentally ill and have a myriad of other problems.
The key is to take out the first step in that process, pornography. However, that is much easier said than done as it is a legitimate addiction. I would suggest you seek professional care, OP. Continuing down this path will destroy all of the real relationships you might have left. After that, suicide, or lashing out violently towards others is almost inevitable.
You and many others in this thread have a sickness, a disease. It is time to accept that and get help. It may seem harmless to some you now, but I assure you, someone will end up dead. My own brother was addicted to PME, and frequented this forum for many years. He was once a normal sociable person. When PME took over, he began to shut himself indoors. After a few more years he ended up killing his next door neighbors, their dogs, then himself. I'm just here because I don't want to see this filth destroy any more lives. Get help people.
Maybe we can take turns...
Great. Diamonds and wetting myself...
Yeah, I should probably save the banana for monkey huhn?
Here are 3 I just looked at:
mfw fap urge critical
There are so many kinds too! Pick your flavor of ice cream.
I was actually thinking of shoving a rubber snake up yours while that happens.
Why is /a/ so gay?
Not even in a Nadeko thead can I escape erpfaggotry.
I know, I know... and I'm not even gay! I'm just imagining it's Nadeko... I think if this is happening though, I need to fap. There's a point when you will fuck anything. I think that's the point most of 4chan generally sits around.
That's going to be a hard target to hit.
I'm going to intentionally aim for Nadeko's bare ass and then lick it up.
It does sound far more appetizing than usual, I'll give you that.
Also: Bathroom party. This should be a thing.
I'm so fucking glad that I'm not the only person with this problem. Nadeko is my least favorite character, but I fapped to her more than any character for some reason. It doesn't help that I don't really find my favorite characters sexually attractive.
Am I a terrible person?
It's your fault for letting the monkey escape. Now everyone is gay.
I find some of them really hot, and love some of them more than any other characters in any series.
But I have never fapped to a monogatari. Should I go see a doctor?
Why do homos have to ruin Ritsu, Nadeko, and Hotaru?
Hanekana is literal sex on a plate and would be the best fuck you could ever get. Repeatedly.
Look at yourselves.