Stardust and the wishes of young children.
An upside down bowl of rice, for snacking and keeping her head warm.
I wonder how many amperes equate to a finger...
obviously Gaen hit it before anyone else could.
No ass can compare.
Damnit. Why does the site of this young ass make me so hungry?
She steams it with her butt.
You ever watched a Shikigami butt in action?
I didn't think so.
>girl can steam rice with her butt.
And I can marry this kind of woman when?
reverse image search is giving me nothing!!! SOS SOS I NEED SOURCE WHO DREW THIS FUCKING THING
Not sure why people would like Doll over Yozuru. Yozuru is infinitely more interesting and badass.
>do iqdb search
>1 result found @ konachan
>go to website and
>image not there
>go to exhentai
>4 cgi galleries with bakemonogatari
>it's not there either
You suck at this, I found it on the panda right away. And now looking at it again I see exactly where you fucked up, so you're also an idiot to boot.
And its also not even that good.
All the exorcists are good. Don't get me wrong, I like Gaen more than Yozuru but Yozuru is pretty high tier.
I dunno, I enjoy it. Though I don't really actively recall any of Shiraishi's other roles except Disco Bitch from Samurai Warriors 4.
You're a faggot, m8.
My favorite Monogatari is Snail. Is that shit taste?
As long as it's not
Snake, you can't go wrong with any of the girls. Cat is a bit boring, but that's just in comparison to the rest of the cast; she'd carry the show in a lot of other anime.
if your favourite girl is neither bee nor firebird, your taste certainly isn't top notch
I like her with her long hair because she's stupid sexy.
That's not a character trait, that's your opinion.
She's not really diligent either, she's just obsessed with her own idea of justice.
I didn't say she was the worst but snail monkey and bat(sometimes) have more agreeable personalities.
She's one of those annoying cunts who always has to have the moral high ground in everything, plus she's dumb as a sack of bricks. At least Tsukihi doesn't have to be holier than thou, is quick on the uptake, and thinks before she does something too stupid.
Tsukihi isn't amoral, she steps in when she thinks something really is wrong. However, she doesn't decide that she's the arbiter of justice and claim that everything she dislikes is morally wrong like some tumblr landwhale.
Oh then yeah nah. Karen's flaws are really non-flaws.
She's reckless and idiotic but all that makes her is a Battle Shonen protagonist.
However that's just my personal opinion and I don't really find those to be particularly impressive flaws a character has to struggle against.
Some offtopic circlejerk thread they were in got deleted. Now they're going around to other threads and trying desperately to prove to themselves that they're being persecuted.
>decides their favorite character with their dick.
It's a coordinated effort! Just like birds and bees coordinate to by each having half of the traits that a best girl should have.
You've got a couple of loli-mentors who are pretty cool, an amusing doll, some eccentric exorcists, and "sex-addict" is nowhere near an accurate description of Kanbaru, because she's really all talk when it comes to that.
>Just like birds and bees coordinate to by each having half of the traits that a best girl should have.
So basically if you want an imouto best girl, you have to have both Bird and Bee at the same time because neither is sufficient alone?
>loyal and trustworthy
>cheerful despite her circumstances and not in a fake way
How does she not have much to offer?
So from these two I really only got "good banter" and "doesn't get the ragi d". His best banter partner is snail by far, and "not getting boned" isn't really a personality trait. My point is that I was bored to death when the show tried to go in depth with her personality.
What exactly are you looking for if that is all you got?
She's humble because she's insecure. She actually has pretty low self esteem.
She's trustworthy because she's always ready to help Araragi. He called her to the school at night and she didn't even ask for details.
Also she avoided seducing his sister even though she wanted to.
Monkey isn't even in my top three, but Hana shows how she deals with some pretty heavy shit on a daily basis without complaint and Tsuki shows that she's at least trustworthy enough to restrain herself from seducing Araragi's sisters.
I agree, his best banter partner is Snail. I don't think anyone would disagree with that.
However my point is that Araragi and Kanbaru have an actual friendship not based on Araragi's dick.
Nearly every other relationship Araragi has outside of the exorcists revolves around his dick so Kanbaru provides a nice change of pace.
It's nice to see someone pretty much as down on themselves as Araragi was and still be able to have such a relaxed and amusing friendship as Kanbaru does with Araragi.
The people who focus on the sexual aspect of Kanbaru are missing the point like people who focus on the "Moe" aspect of Snake.
>his best banter partner is Snail. I don't think anyone would disagree with that
It's close, but I think Shinobu is actually a better banter partner. She isn't quite as good at jokes, but she's better at controlling the mood and her ability to flip between childish little girl and ancient vampire is really powerful.
Maybe I'll watch Hana again. I'll admit I lost interest pretty early, so I'll give it another go.
I really only feel the "ragi d" focus in encounters with snail and cat. Even with his girlfriend he's pretty plain and mostly self-concious( why I hate crab).
Nah see, I disagree.
Mayoi's banter is better than Shinobu's because while the conversations with Shinobu are good and full of back 'n' forth, it generally ends up being pretty sombre and more often than not just based around the oddity situation at any given time.
Mayoi's banter is the bantz which has Araragi and Mayoi play off each-other the best as best shown with the "I bit my tongue".
It's also generally the conversation which comes up with the best references like "No longer human".
So for me Mayoi> Shinobu for banter.
He also has it with Shinobu and Doll. The three lolis are basically always targets for the Araragi D.
And also the Imouto.
That only really leaves the relationships he has that aren't D-based being Nadeko, Kanbaru, Crab like you said but since she's actually getting it, she's removed by default and then any adult woman.
Given his relationship with Nadeko is basically non-existent, Kanbaru fills the important role of being his bro.
And she's the best bro a guy could have.
Shinobu is fully capable of lighthearted banter that isn't based on the current kaii situation. It just gets cut from the anime because she already has a lot of screentime regardless.
I'm not going to disagree too hard, because Hachikuji's banter is a close second for me, but there's not clear winner of the Monogatari banter competition.
Araragi needs more bros. His entire list of bros is just Kanbaru.
Even Oshino isn't really on that list. It's not like Araragi really went and had a relationship with him outside of oddities.
Fair enough statement. I'm alright with this result.
In a vacuum both are just really good girls, put them in the dynamic context of the series and you have platinum class sex wrapped in marshmallow soft girls that's nothing other than justice, you disco?
You proud of yourself for that post?
I would consider snail a bro.
I don't think he seriously wants to give her the D, he just likes messing with her.
But yeah, he could use some more.
Hmm...Mayoi is in an awkward position because she loved Araragi.
Though their relationship during the actual conversations themselves was pretty platonic. It was only near the end when Mayoi's feelings really shone through.
On a sidenote. I'm so glad that "I'm betting on your future development" line came true.
Let me present this argument: Bat also has giant tits.
Sure... Whatever. Just keep that bitch away from Tsuhiki!
Hey, to be fair. Kaiki is to blame for that. Kaiki is the one who thought it would be prudent to take his payment out of Tsukihi's ass.
Yozuru also learned her lesson and left Tsukihi in Araragi's care.
i.e. you think Bee a best girl. You are a genteelman of refined taste, good sir.
The neko opening where they put a 3DPD version of her in really put me off cat.
That's not what I said, don't bend the reality for your deviant porpuses, you goddamned dirty beefag!
Bee a cute as well.
I started watching Monogatari because of all the images, etcetera of Black Hanekawa going around. By the time I got to Tsubasa Cat I was so thoroughly tired of her shit I couldn't even enjoy the fanservice.
The only hanekawa I like.