So you return to your room to find a hot and horny anime girl sniffing your dirty clothes and pleasuring herself loudly on your bed.
What do you do?
>the female orgasm is a myth
Pull her panties down and stick my middle finger directly into her ass without hesitation.
If it stinks, then I kick that disgusting slut out of my room.
If it doesn't stink, I'd be genuinely perplexed and interested in how she has such a clean smelling rectum.
>return to my room to find a hot and horny anime girl
I'd first inflict some sort of pain on myself to ensure that I'm not dreaming, and check for any sort of AR or hologram devices. Secondly, I'd lock the door and prevent her from exiting. Thirdly, make sure she's imprisoned in my room and acquire a video camera to document the following events. Then, I'd ask her exactly where she came from, and what she's doing in my room. I'd then start a thread on /a/ with a video of my recordings and see how that turns out while I conduct a few experiments, mainly with lighting, physics, and physiology to figure out the extent of her capabilities. I'd choose where to go from there based on how she answers my questions, how my thread on /a/ goes, and what she does from there, but I'd probably end up turning her over to some scientific organization and let them figure out how she works.
>mfw catholic orthodox
>my very existence makes atheist, kikes, and kebabs rage
also best gurl michiru
Brace myself for what's coming next. Every time I have an erotic dream, I get lucid for a few seconds and then I wake up to sleep paralysis and something akin to the sound of a jet engine, except I hear it inside my head instead of through my ears.
I know, right?
Black-hair Micheru is far superior
Watch her and touch myself so we can squirt together