You find yourself in possession of a monkey's paw.
What do you wish for?
No wishing to be a little girl.
Keep it /a/ related.
>turn my waifu 3d
Yeah sure, find another idiot. This one have watched xxxholic of a monkey's paw episode.
I wish to be the little girl.
you're still stuck with a(n albeit feminine) dick
so you become a hetfag on 2chan, congrats
OP kills you in a murder-suicide
you become massively depressed after finally realizing that humanity is beyond saving
your otouto is a homofag
monkey's paws aren't kind
1. I wish for the rest of my wishes to be what I intend
2. I wish for the new G Gundam manga to be translated
3. Wish for the monkey's paw to be at peace
>you become massively depressed after finally realizing that humanity is beyond saving
>implying I don't realize this already
>implying omnipotence doesn't let me from curing my own depression
>implying I'm not going to give /a/ their waifus regardless