New Canned Koolaid thread.
Maya gets her Kai Ni soon! Excited to see her get her leg back?
2nd for daijoubu
>mfw get a bunch of chikumas but no tone to be seen anywhere
I bet you Teitokus aren't hard enough to drink the poi pee water.
Dried seaweed, I bet.
I'll only be hard enough after I drink it.
Wow this legit made me mad somehow.
Is Haruna daijoubu now? Got banged up on the last map and is now having fuel issues.
Admirals with soft hearts never get anywhere, one needs that kind of audacity and cunning to make it.
To the faggot who keeps getting our IP banned here at USF, we all see the pathetic shit you post. Seek help.
I would wear a shirt with this graphic on it.
Urakaze doing things again
Wow. Chikuma is not for taking advantage of.
that's fucking hilarious, find that faggot and beat him up like the kancolle shitter he is
Tenryuus are cute but why does it seem like they're so fragile? Tenryuu and Tatsuta seem to like eating bullets for some reason and always end up hanging out in the bath right after a map.
Go pee in his cereal.
She's always doing things to me. Even when I sleep.
Yeah, no. Considering the other things this person has gotten banned for, which we ALL get to see, I'd rather not. Sorry to bother you /a/, keep doing what you do.
Holy shit, what a bad arse admiral.
I'd take care of Tenryuu either way. She deserves all the love she can get.
You guys start wanting to do things to her after I started posting. That's secondary feelings.
You want me to stop then meet be behind the school after class, nerd!
>no gay sex with hats on
>no loli futanari scat porn
Why did you even bother?
Not if I can help it!
So, you like her too?
Nope. It's the one where
she pees herself all over the admiral.
Please stop letting your girls live in poverty anon.
So who does what to who? You can't let nothing happen, Urakaze Anon!
Reminder that submarines are indecent.
Yamashiro is hard gay for her older sister.
I just realized you have no buckets.
Anon you think you need them now, I was shocked when I realized that ships like a LV 100 Musashi take around 8 hours to fully repair at 1 HP.
You can wait now, time is on your side.
That sexy accent does things to me.
I'm going to do things to her! Just you wait!
>take around 8 hours
Just wait until you marry a ship.
>Yamashiro is hard gay for her older sister.
>he hasn't kai 2'd her
>he hasn't married her
>he doesn't know that Yamashiro is love, Yamashiro is life
Why kanmusu gives the sloppiest blowjobs? Especially when drunk.
Worry not, anon. I am expecting two fleets to come back with a ton of resources quite shortly. Just like how I drive my checking account on the edge without ever starving such is the same in this situation.
I always thought it was her that did things to you! The old switcheroo.
Senkan! Senkan! Senkan!
>3-3 won't give mochi
>Hoppou won't give mochi
Damn it. It would be easier to get mochi in real life rather than dealing with this bullshit.
Kiyoshimo is the cutest.
Okay, it's not a ton, but I fulfilled the reqs for whatever expedition I sent them on so I should be able to build two more ships and that'll be it for dailies today. I think that's fair, especially considering I've been spamming world 2 all day today.
Stop bullying our new players.
Don't put too much effort in. Let your buckets and dev mats accumulate or you will waste more time than you think you are saving by using them.
One of the main things you need to grasp about playing this is managing resources, quests and time together, don't sortie so much you eat all your resources, don't bucket anything you don't have to, make sure you can do the bare minimum six to ten daily quests that will net you four buckets, always have expeditions going with preferably one of them being exped 2.
>You will never have an imouto like Kiyoshimo
I would spoil her silly.
I will post this occasionally until you like her.
Is there anything wrong with Akiduki at all? Is there even a single flaw?
I need an aircraft carrier so I've been doing the CV recipe.
I think I have a better chance getting a drop than trying to craft one as long it's not maruyuu.
She's not in my fleet.
Superior Kongou coming through.
Congratulations. Regardless of what happens after this point, I dare say we have a fairly decent Kancolle thread. There's fun to be had, discussion about the game, and no arguing to be seen.
Yurishitter is also not present at this precise moment.
With that kind of talk you'll summon the shitters! It's been nice and slow though, as good as it was in the midst of last event.
Kongou would've been honestly better if it weren't for the shitty dress.
Anon, please don't jinx your luck like that.
Both are getting kai 2 soon. Only the fapbait Takaos left.
Daily reminder that anime TTK is a girl and Kancolle is anim/u/
Would you still love your ships if she's vegetable?
I do have a chuuni like imouto
or three to be exact.
Akatsuki >= Hibiki = Inazuma = Ikazuchi.
Is it normal to have a thing for heavy christmas cakes?
I wish the anime could manage to make battle scenes even half as dynamic and exciting as fanartists can come up with.
Some 51cm cannons?
I want to pinch her cheeks and
irrumatiothe hell out of her.
Kaiten subs when? Gotta give two to KTKM if those come out.
Round 2. Gotta keep them resources flowing.
I think the gradient hair makes it impossible to look good in motion.
Send fleets on expeditions, use main fleet to complete dailies and try to clear world 2 / see if I can get any good drops and level ships. By the time I'm finished, I should break even with resources.
I had nothing to do for the entire day, anon.
Akagi isn't obese, she's just a healthy eater.
Misuse of precious Bauxite.
>til Fubuki means blizzard
Oh shit that's a badass name
WHOOOBUKIII NO YOU NAAA
Since Kancolle seems to be going through the Axis boats before anything else, we'll probably get Italian and Finnish ships before American ships.
KTKM sama, we mustn't.
Tatsuta and Katori have a little fight over which one of them gets to punish the admiral. Who wins?
Not sure how to feel about Tatsuta, I love her design but she's a scary girl, just hearing her voice gives me the chills, what do I do?
So there's going to be a training montage for Fubuki to reach level 20 next week?
I will, anon. I will.
I know I should not be reminded, but shit happens and I...forget, for lack of a better term atm. Thank you for the reminder.
Kudos to the artist.
I'm curious about our pairing statistics so far, so I tried researching pixiv tags. Kancolle has no designated main character (unless you go self-insert and make Teitoku your MC), so there are so many pairing variations among the characters themselves that it's hard to count them all, many of them don't even have pixiv tags (or even tagged), and that's not even counting crack.
But if we go with just the stuff that got pairing tags, our top ten pixiv pairing so far would be:
1. Akagi x Kaga
2. Kitakami x Ooi
3. Tenryuu x Tatsuta
4. Suzuya x Kumano
5. Nagato x Mutsu
6. Kaga x Zuikaku
7. Yuudachi x Shigure
8. Shimakaze x Amatsukaze
9. Shimakaze x Yukikaze
10. Ise x Hyuuga
Shipgirl with the highest number of yuri fanart: Kaga
Shipgirl with the highest number of pairings: Shimakaze (this girl is seriously paired with so many ships for whatever reason)
Aside from those pairings there are many many MANY more minor pairings that pixiv seems to prefer more than pairing them with others. Notable examples include:
Akatsuki x Hibiki
Kongou x Haruna
Furutaka x Aoba
Kagerou x Shiranui
Maya x Choukai
Kiso x Maruyu
Yuubari x Samidare
Ashigara x Nachi
Chitose x Chiyoda
Atago x Takao
Mogami x Mikuma
Tone x Chikuma
Bismarck x Prinz Eugen
..and many others. I haven't really learned everything about Kancolle's history yet, so I don't know why there are pairings that are not sister ships with quite a number of fanarts.
Will diomedea kill any other kanmusu?
>made Akebono my shipfu and is my highest level kanmusu so far
>playing 2-2 late at night and was drowsy as fuck
>bono is brought down to red
>accidentally click proceed instead of return to port
>proceeds to boss node
>awww fuck RNGesus-sama please not my waifu
>barely survives but everyone got out mostly intact
>in my joy i literally kissed the screen
>she still calls me a kuso teitoku
Am I an autistic kuso teitoku /a/?
You clicked proceed, you are a kuso.
You could have refreshed before you clicked a formation and gone back to port. It is a recognized feature that they don't penalize you for unless you abuse it frequently.
I'm inclined to agree since Yuudachi had to glow like a pokemon to be ready for a kai 2, but this anime was already stupid enough to contradict itself in the same episode back in 3 with the energy shield bullshit so who knows what direction they're going. It'd be equally silly to make such a big deal out of a regular kai.
Truly more kuso than
At least try to use your Nakas to modernize other boats. Akebono is just a hurt soul who needs love and care.
Haven't even cleared 2-3 yet, what are you doing? I'm just running 2-1, 2-2, etc.
I just take Akebono out whenever i need to kill transports for dailies or PVP nowadays
Hard to subcheese with only two subs. And steel is a problem for me because I keep sending 2CV 2BB 2CA fleet at 2-4 and the repair cost always keeps my steel at the red
I'm a masochist
>Hard to subcheese with only two subs.
People would do 2-4 with literally a single sub because you have a moderate chance of not taking damage and if you do more than twice the damage the enemy does you get a B victory which is all you need.
I sent Iku and Imuya into 2-4 recently for some reason and pulled a B victory on the boss node for no apparent reason but I think I had the turbines from Amatsukaze on them so there may have been that helping me too.
The point is, the sub is cheap in resources and fast to repair, all you need is a B victory so you can try over and over for a fraction of the cost of sending full fleets in.
Playing for two days? Surely you mean two weeks, anon.
Right now the hurdle I'm facing is getting a CV and maybe an SS would be nice.
As for expeditions I always send out DDs and 1 CL since maintenance cost is low so I'm able to keep more of what they bring. Mainly run 5 for fuel and ammo, and 12 for steel when I go to bed.
Once I can begin to start saving up resources instead of breaking even I'll have to give this a shot.
Don't put your carriers in the first slots.
It might seem like a good idea because of the protection to keep them alive through the nodes but it also means that when you get to night battle the enemy ships get two attacks before you get to attack back and any ship that gets taiha from those attacks won't be attacking.
Just put your carriers in the last slots.
Huh, I'll that in mind.
The greentext was from my 2nd day, I've been playing for a week already and i've been stuck on 2-4 for 4 days now. Which not really that long since I heard others got stuck for months here.