so when Araragi is trying to bang crab, does she like, watch? Or give him pointers? She feels everything right? Is she feeling his dick? There are just so many questions with this.
even yanking it must be a chore, he has like no privacy ever, shittiest situation ever
What are your arguments against Shinny Boo's pureness?
Interestingly erotic name.
>masturbating knowing Shinny Boo Boo is going to climax with you.
That would make it that much better.
But then she became a vampire. And vampires are sexual creatures.
The only discussion I remember is that of Kissshot making servants. Somebody mentions that making servants is akin to a sexual relationship and, since she's only ever had two, she's quite pure for a vampire.
In Shinobu Mail it seems like she had very strong feelings for her first servant as well, and didn't want to meet him because she was afraid she would choose him over RRRG.
>does she like, watch? Or give him pointers? She feels everything right? Is she feeling his dick? There are just so many questions with this.
does anyone else see this as being apart of the "black screen" scenes?
If you read between the lines in Onimonogatari, they had really good relationship before Antarctica.
And in shinobu mail he really wants to see her again. He probably had time to think about things over the hundreds of years he spent reviving at the shrine.
>read between the lines
That might have changed over the centuries, but it doesn't change the fact that we were specifically told that he hated her.
>so when Araragi is trying to bang crab, does she like, watch?
She grows a penis because she is the mother fucking kiss-shot acerola orion heart-under-blade and double teams Crab with Araragi because she is shinobro.
Where did you guys read Owarimonogatari? I can't seem to find it translated anywhere.
Or do you know moonrunes?
They were totally boning.
Here's how its going to go down:
In 100 years, Shinobu and Araragi will fuck each other stupid. This is enough time for him to love and get over Crab, and for Shin x Arag feelings to grow into something enormous. At that point, they will have orgasms backed by 100 years of love and yearning, and will stay with each other until die, just like they promised each other.
>Hang a few Golden Chocolate Doughnuts on your dick.
>Tell her to be gentle.
If you didn't tell her to be gentle she might eat your dick off. You know she's eaten at least a few thousand dicks in her time.
She's clearly an /ss/ advocate
How does she not need to take a dump when she eats so many donuts? Can she convert donuts directly to energy?
Regardless, she wouldn't miss the feeling of taking a dump since she experiences whatever Shuraragi is experiencing.
They go to the bathroom together. I'm not sure how they do that... maybe they have two toilets in that huge bathroom. I guess they take turns, Shinobu feeling like she's taking two shits?
I'm pretty sure she got confirmed for perma virgin since she refused everyone who proposed. Also shes probably capable of conjuring a penis so she probably just feels sex through a sort of phantom penis.
>implying she doesn't join
omae - (you) derogatory term for referring to equal or inferior
sama - used mainly to refer to people much higher in rank than oneself, and sometimes toward people one greatly admires
omae-sama fits so perfectly with their relationship.
So, was Shinobo always supposed to turn into the bizarre rude loli she becomes? Bakemonogatari has her just sit in the corner with her cool helmet, it just felt wrong when she went from sitting quietly all the time to talking constantly.
>think about shinobu's character for a second
>she'll screw any guys she wants
You realize she is a very arrogant and prideful vampire, right? I mean, besides her backstory, that should have been apparent especially after Nise.
Shinobu was super butthurt/depressed for all of Bake. One of the main reasons Oshino left was because she had started to calm down enough that he didn't need to be on suicide watch any more.
I'm pretty sure she comes out just to dick around with him in the evenings. Any cuddles must be under the guise of an obedience ritual.
if she has never cared much for it after 500 years of men who have walked the earth, then she's not going to suddenly want to do a 17 year old who can't even beat up his own sister
You're fucking retarded. Read her backstory, animeonly pleb.
And Araragi won his fight with Karen in the LN. It wasn't DBZ crap but Araragi won because Karen was tired and it seemed like Araragi wasn't affected by what she did
Kiss shot fucking loved Araragi as a servant.
And regardless of how she was before, oddities change to become more like how they are perceived. Shinobu is becoming less scary, mysterious vampire and more cute loli vampire because that's how Araragi sees her as.
>araragi is probably not the best that the world has seen
what, mad that i insulted your husbando?
>Kiss shot fucking loved Araragi as a servant.
for what reason? honestly, her attitude has been more nonchalant towards araragi. she doesn't go out of her way to express love towards him, only serves him on command because she literally doesn't have much of a choice.
also, she's still a cocky loli vampire. her personality hasn't changed much.
>more cute loli vampire because that's how Araragi sees her as
tfw your cute loli vampire waifu will never become real no matter how much you imagine her to be so
Are you seriously retarded? Araragi saved her from her centuries of loneliness, from suicide, and they formed an inseparable bond because of all that. He only sees her as a cute girl, even when she was Kiss-Shot. To her, he's probably the most important person there is. Why do you think she went and destroyed the fucking planet when he died in the alternate timeline? So no, he's not just another kid. He's the reason she still bothers to live.
Proof you've only watched the anime, and probably took nothing from it at that.
Unrelated, but he's also 18.
Do I get a blind fold or a last cigar?
>Unrelated, but he's also 18.
Not at the beginning of the series.
Reminder that Shinobu is a dangerous pedo who preyed on Koyomi's innocence. Just look at this.
>you will never be shinobu and fondle araragi's pecs while he sleeps
Apparently they hang out often enough. When the time travel in Kabuki RRRG mentions that he wasn't actually expecting it to work, since Shinobu would often come out and propose things like a perpetual motion machine, etc. without success.
Yea, I know. I look at it in that Hanekawa was the catalyst for most of the early events, but it was still Araragi that acted and decided to "save" everyone by making everyone miserable - granted it was Hanekawa that helped him realize Kiss-Shots true intention, ultimately what happened was left up to him. So I still think he was the one that saved Kiss-Shot. Conversely, it was Hanekawa that saved Araragi from completely becoming a monster, and it was Kiss-Shot that gave him a reason to live.
It wasn't really a choice on Araragi's part though; it is inconceivable that he would have taken any other course of action.
If Hanekawa realized the type of person Araragi was, then she is entirely responsible for what he did because she knew what would happen if she told him what was going on.
Yeah, the course of the main events of Kizu was basically entirely dictated by Hanekawa. Everyone acted in character and according to their own plans, but at the end of the day the pivotal decisions were essentially made by Hanekawa.
I say 'made decisions' but it was in a subtle way - for example, she saves Kissshot simply by giving Araragi a hint to her true intentions, and she knows how Araragi would act on this information.
You're totally right. Still, Araragi is constantly reminded by Oshino that he can abandon Shinobu at any time to become human. So the decision he made in Kizu, even though it was influenced heavily by Hanekawa, is his own responsibility and no one elses. The responsibility of taking care of Shinobu is his price for not letting Kiss-Shot die.
>mfw shared senses is my fetish
>mfw barely any porn of it even in the few series where it applies
didn't take into account the sensitivity of my dick, tho
They bro it up all the time, but Kabukimonogatari is the main story where that's shown and SHAFT fucked that up spectacularly
That was the only arc that I was truly disappointed by. So many good interactions; it would've been so much stronger if they gave it 1 more episode.
Also, I was kinda hoping to see full-zombie kissshot.
It's hard to be disappointed by other arcs when they don't even have a fraction translated like Kabuki does.
Take Tsuki for instance, it was awful but it's impossible to say if it's SHAFT's fault that it was so awful.
I don't think it was awful, but I think SHAFT did what they could with the somewhat limited source material. Honestly, it turned out more enjoyable than I expected.
>Kabukimonogatari being bad
even if for this one webm, I refuse.
The plot was obviously hastened and could have been developed further, but this was my favorite arc.
Personally, without reading the novels I enjoyed it as a setup chapter.
Everything the guy said at the end was great.
Araragi and everyone else is just getting strung along by who knows.
Worst plot goes to Nadeko Snake anyway.
I don't think any -gatari is bad, even Hana was just okay, but the novel is a lot better and loads of good content was cut
This. Nadeko snake is an incredibly weak arc, but luckily it's just an arc and not a whole book. It's also important setup for a bunch of later stuff, so I can't complain too much.
>You will never be Senougahara and be passionately fucked by Araragi's alpha dick
why even live
At least in my imagination, Shinobu's shadow ability affects not only Araragi, but any sufficiently human with a shadow. In the shadow, Shinobu is able to influence the mindset of the shadow's owner, assuming they can be easily manipulated.
Before his fateful meeting with her, Araragi lived a relatively normal life, and those around him showed only a normal amount of interest him, apart from Tsubasa. However, in Bakemonogatari, a harem slowly forms around him, both by his own desires and the will of the members. Even with the background of the apparitions, this romance seems forced, with the sole exception of Tsubasa.
After binding Shinobu with his shadow, there is no evidence that Shinobu was *always* with Oshino in Bakemonogatari. Also, Araragi could not easily detect if Shinobu was in his shadow.
At least in my head, Shinobu poked her head into the daily life of Araragi, and intentionally influenced him and the girls, with the cat-demon doing the work on Tsubasa.
It was Shinobu who made Araragi a lolicon, a masochist, a chauvinist, and a pervert through and through. It was Shinobu who made Hachikuji the loli, Suruga an exceptional tease, Hitagi a femdom, and intensified Nadeko's girl-next-door feelings. All were outlets for Shinobu's perverse desire for revenge.
However, after the harem did not lead to his misery, and with her acceptance of Araragi after the Neko incident, she turns it up a notch, bringing his Sisters onto the scene, and using Araragi's undying love for Crab, manipulates Crab into having sex with him, savoring the lust from within their shadows.
She could not affect people of sufficiently powerful minds and self-awareness, like Tsubasa or the Apparition Specialists, but she happily played everyone else like her sex toys, all the while maintaining her appearance of purity for Araragi.