>you will never brush Karen's teeth
>mfw I waited like 20 seconds for her to move and nothing happened.
FUCK YOU OP.
This is not how you start a Mono thread.
>not doing it with your real sisters
What's wrong with doing it with your fake sister?
This creature is pure fapbait. Why else would they put such detail into her clothing, making it cling so tightly to her budding breasts? And her nonchalant face that invites you to come hither? And the insides of her elbows are exposed, stirring your imagination?
>heels off the ground
>knees caving inward
>feet not at a 30° angle
>feet not shoulder-width apart
Karen, do you even /fit/?
Karen has the best OP, but Tsukihi has the best Theme
Especially in his position: "I'm a professor that was teased for being too close to my sister. Oh and here's a personal story from my co-worker" I'm honestly surprised f/b/i hasn't tried to find him.
Monogatari OP Webms w/ sound.
I think this is all of them
Best OP first
I still can't believe they stretched a game of tooth brushy over an entire episode.
If I Had one
I already did though.
I was 8 and she was 6. What started as a game we called "Maid" turned into something more. I learned it from some boys when I was young. We'd have shota fuck parties. Fuck my childhood was lewd.
How's it like living in a slum?
How's it like living in a trailer?
The furthest I got with my sister was:
Walk down stair in pajamas. Sit next to sister on couch.
"Haha, I can see your penis"
Realize fly flap is open.
"Yeah, well, I've seen your vagina" as I cover myself up.
"No you haven't"...pause..."do you want to?"
Get shown hairless vagina.
"Now we're even."
We used to play in the tub totally naked. So I obviously had seen her vagina. So I was right, I guess she thought it was only fair to be exposed too. She used to get jealous when I started wearing boxers because they were "cool" underwear.
Pretty tame stuff really.
Hey, my exgf would play pony with her younger brother totally naked. He would ride around ontop of her, and then she would ride around on top of him. They were naked because ponies don't wear clothes.
I guess some people just get perverted early.
Yeah, I know. We did a lot of touching back then. Of course we didn't know what any of that meant back then.
I really love my imouto. I think the relationship with Araragi and Karen is a little weird though. I think if my little sisters and I tried to have sex we would just start laughing at each other.
I use to play "Santa Claus" with my sister and her friend when I was young.
It involved them sitting on my boner through my clothes while I bounce them up and down and listen to what presents they wanted.
I experimented with my cousin every time I went over to their house. We'd hide in the RV and "play" with each other. Later found out she was NBR.
tfw I probably have a half blood-related imouto out there somewhere whom I'll never meet.
Holy shit dude.
I remember my childhood by 3 very distinct but similar things-
1.Doctor-Doctor - You know the drill. Strip and the doctor searches. I always used to be the doctor because doctors are supposed to be men (tfw grew up in alpha patriarchal surroundings). The patient used to be the girls. If more than 2-3 girls, the rest of them would be the nurse and 'help out' by stripping themselves.
2. House - Same stuff. Me the man of the house, rest of the girls waifus/daughterus. And sex. Yes we were pretty much open about it. Every round of house culminated with 'sex' with all of the girls regardless of waifus/daughterus/moms/neighbours.
3. Pony- Naked pony rides as you described. I would get exhausted pretty quickly after a few rounds of piggybacks, but them I would just lay down and they would ride me for a few minutes one by one.
Thats when I was around 7-10 years old. Totally sexually oblivious and living in a neighborhood filled with girls my age.
>tfw alpha as a kid
>tfw took my alphaness as granted and never strengthened it, hence a beta now.
>tfw I wish I did all that crap at this age, but no one agrees to it now.
>tfw /a/ aint my personal blog but this post brought back bitter sweet memories.
I played doctor with one of the shota kid's sisters.
It ended with her sucking my balls.
I know what you mean about being sexually oblivious. All that shit I did back when I was a kid was just because it was fun and felt good. I didn't think of it as sex. Becides, when my mom tought me about the birds and the bees, she said the penis goes in the vagina.
I didn't put it in my sisters vagina lets just say that.
Fuck yea loopholes.
>shit thread turns into blogshit for degenerates
Not sure what to feel about this.
Someone please make a better OP next time.
>Not sure what to feel about this.
Feel good that you atleast have a 2d waifu that you can cuddle and cry to sleep with because you never had a childhood worth mentioning.
Neither a life after that worth caring about.
Butthurt shitpost incoming?
Degenerate scum please go. There is a difference between real and fictitious incest if you are not aware of that. Plus, kids having sex with each other is extremely gross, no one wants to hear about that.
I don't have a little sister, but i do have a niece that's only 1 year younger than me and lived with me until i was 17.
When i was 13 and she 12 one night i spent like 30 minutes just licking her feet. When i was 11 i did some mutual masturbation with my 12 yr old cousin, we are both male, we talked about doing oral and anal but i lost the coin toss and didn't want to go first.