Kyon-kun, watashi no oshiri ga
She sits like that because pic related
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little denwa thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Kyon-kun denwa girl, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a moeshit anime. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Haruhifag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FROM WHAT FROM WHAT FROM WHAT." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Really dank, sick, heavy meme-ing going on here. I like it. Thick, tight memes.
The combo of the kyon-kun denwa with the baneposting is really an inspired integration of two of the most tenacious, most unsinkable memes of our digital age. Nice. Juicy. Tight, thick memes.
Keep up the good work and show me how thick and tight and juicy your meme-ing can get.
Looking forward to it
>Shitposting and repetition, powerful agents to the non-brigade members, but we are brigade members!
I AM THE SOS BRIGADE, I AM HERE TO FULFILL HARUHI SUZUMIYA'S DESTINY!
AH YES! I was wondering what would break first. Your Kyon-kun, or your DENWA!
You. I like you.
*starts sucking your hard, thick cock*
Grgh, grgh, grggghh, grghhh, GRGH
*pulls your cock out of my mouth slowly, letting my saliva hang off of it before stroking it*
Mmm you like that big boy? You fucking like your fat cock being sucked like that? Hm? I can pretend to be one of your superdy duperdy cute anime girls if you'd li-
*my gag reflex triggers as you grab my hair and shove your cock down my throat, face fucking me*
GRHHH GRGHHH GRGHHHH GRGHHHH GRGHHHHH GRHGH
*grabs your ass cheeks with both hands as you continue to fuck my throat*
GRGHHH GRGHHHH GRGHHHH GRGHHHHH GRGHHHH GRHHHHH GRHGHHH