Are you talking about yourself??
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I still haven't gotten over how the anime skipped all his good scenes.
>I'd be getting my ass pounded right now
That can be arranged.
You'd wear it too if you could pull it off.
>tfw no cute 2D trap to wake you up in the morning.
Why must life be so insufferable?
It doesn't matter to me either.
As long I don't have to fuck a fat whale, it's all fine to me. In the end, it's all about self respect. There's more dignity in fucking a man than degrading your into fucking a obese narcissist self called "women".
Guys, guys. I have an idea.
How about, a dude, whose best friend is a cute trap and has for a neighbor a foreign "aunty" and he sorta lives with his ara ara stepmom, which, treats him more like her husband than her son and the story revolves around all the women that didn't gave a shit about him start daydreaming he's been having an affair with his best bro and they all start inventing this weird shlick ideas and adventures while trying to date him, in an attempt to get it on with, what they perceive to be a gay dude?
It would be sort of like, american pie?
Be in an harem anime, somehow an irrelevant trap is more friendly and worthy of your respect than the chicks the mc tried to date. Somehow end up with dates with the dude, it feels great. Mc now has a friend. But, what is this strange beating on mc's chest? it's a guy, no. mc would never do this.! No!!
Because this is Gary Stu shit for losers who were rejected by women and want to fantasize about women wanting them but being too burned out and cool-blooded to care about "childish" things like romance.
How is sharing gay? Sharing is just caring
Would you be able to contain yourself if a cute boy started moaning your name in his sleep?
But they did. You can even read the doujin that depicts the events.
>I Can't Understand What My Husband Is Saying
But the MC is a fucking close minded retard. He's got a one-track mind and his "solutions" fail as much as they succeed. Genki will kill someone with her cooking and that obnoxious twat fucked up the closing speech even more because of the dumbfuck.
>among the top 5 MCs