I don't see any monogatari thread
Why do people like this poorly written container of shitty storytelling and character stereotypes? The visual directing is interesting but that's about it. Original books don't even have that.
of course it is! who else be ok then?
After watching Medusa Arc my view of Nadeko has become a lot less hostile.
I hope she can enjoy her remaining teenage years without Araragis meddling
also, posting best monstergirl
I'm kinda wishing something more will happen to Karen. It feels like her oddity was a lot less significant than everyone else, like Nadeko before she became medusa
do you think her hair would gently nibble you during sex?
Snake a shit, Monkey is objectively best girl.
I want to have a threesome with Monkey and Nadeko. I would take Monkey from behind with her on top, while Nadeko sits on Monkey's face and leans to let her hair lick and nip at my dick and Monkey's clit.
Also, anyone who says Nadeko a shit because she wanted to kill Araragi and his lover because she wanted him to be hers is retarded. Anyone here would do the same.
There are no brakes on the monkey train.
Yes, post more of this miracle.
though I suppose I can link it
I could definitely imagine that being the case
Not even. Every Gatari is a best for me
if it's not Monkey
None of both, it just states exactly what happens every Gatari thread
that starts with Snake
What are your bets, will Kizu come out before or after the main story ends?
>Every Gatari is a best for me if it's not Monkey
A man of good taste.
Time to read the LN in preparation of doomsday
a mega long hair tsukihi figurine in pantsu only sounds like heaven
>no tsukihi figurine in heaven
more like hell
love her faces
>You will never get her figurine
Why even live?
This show is a rollercoaster of best girls
however crab a boring
She gets extra points because of her fluffly hair and big tits.
Fluffy short hair +1
Over sized tits and overall fat -1
All in all I give her a Not Monkey/10
Personally what bothers me with cat is imbalance of tits vs ass.
It's not really an imbalance, it's just plump fat instead of shapely and fit muscle and fat.
I preferred calling her Ghost Swamp but it never caught on.
This thread is covered in 500px-width, choppy-framed, color-filtered tumblrshit gifs, anon. It's what happens when you don't keep the batfags in check.
See you used to have monkey bombing snakethreads but then anons got buthurt so you have to put up with it now.
a kind anon reminded me to post snake, so post snake
That'd be Kanbaru too.
Well, it might be just SHAFT giving the girls a significant lack of ass in some scenes, but they outdid themselves in Tsukimonogatari with that bath scene and Gahara legs.
Aren't commie the ones who englishify the jokes?
I'm on board for basketball, but I still think devil is fine.
I know, I was just going with the monstergirl theme.
Commie are memesubs for almost everything except monogatari, where they actually try for some reason.
Thank you for this miracle of the universe. I now want to see cat switch back to glasses from contacts.
You might have to watch hana a couple of times because it's good but really slow. At the end,
Kanbaru decides to start playing basketball again.
yeah but she only had the monkeys paw
numachi has more parts of the devil than kanbaru, and refers to herself as the devil lord. it makes sense to call her devil for short.
both kanbaru and numachi plays basketball, and either way it's not a very catchy name or the name of any creature
guys I only watched Shinobu Time last night for the first time...
If it makes you feel better, I've been holding off watching Season 2 ever since it came out so I could watch the BD as my first experience.
I'm not sure if it came out already, but I'm going to watch it in the summer if so.
Let's just call her hobo and call it a day.
They tend to hold back on memes in monogatari. I use coalgirls sometimes, but I don't think they do the translations themselves. They have decent typesetting and they include slideshow translations if that's important to you.
But she can move without crutches.
>she can get blown the fuck out without crutches
>you couldn't protect this smile
Some nip uploaded rough scans of Kanbaru's heroine book
http://papiyon211.blog112.fc2.com/blog-entry-1700.html?sp. I think this includes the short story 'Rouka God.'
She can be based without crutches.
Need kind translator.
There are better scans though.
I haven't found it.
That one of Kanbaru in the tracksuit is adorable as fuck though.
I want to
She can protect her own smile.
fug, I need to stop reading spoilers
We all need some love.
Do we know if that translation is accurate? Other groups just use the original "I stuttered" instead of "I bit your tongue" and it sounds like snail is just saying "shitsure, kamimashita" like she always does.
Because "shitsure, kamimashita" just means "Sorry, I bit."
Everything else is derived from context.
>when shuraragi does it he's based but when monkey does it it's bad
i want to be sexually assaulted by Kanbaru.
Yeah, so snail didn't say anything different from the previous times. It was just artistic license on Commie's part, right?
It's starting to feel like I have cats inside my brain after 5 minutes.
>implying he doesn't want to hit that
I'd let monkey molest me any day.
>mfw the new inoue kiyoshirou doujin with the
girl that looks almost like snake
Yes she didn't say anything different but the translation is not just artistic licence. She's saying "I bit" the entire time. It's an idiom that translates roughly to "I bit (my tongue)" that actually means "I stuttered.". This is because object verb agreement in japan is pretty flexible.The difference between a good translation and a great one is understanding things like that.
Just keeping the thread from 404ing for us to use it later.
Extended webbum for this one.
I'm done cleaning up after your shamefur dispray. Don't be a faggot when talking about best girl.
well shit I have to get them somewhere
You still need to have an eye for quality. If it's horribly sped-up and has a watermark, you're going to get called out.
Guys, stop splitting up the activity. Use just one thread and keep bumping the other one when it's about to die.
This thread is still alive? Time to post best girl one more time before i go to sleep.