>a law in japan is passed banning the overused "male MC with 1 male friend is surrounded by girls lusting for his cock for no specified reason, but he is terrified of physical contact with women" trope.
What kind of shows does the anime industry produce then?
I would feel bad for those shows where he actually picks a girl instead of leaving the harem open
It is replaced by the far superior "male MC with 1 male friends is surrounded by girls lusting for his cock for no specified reason, but he is terrified of physical contact with women, by the way the male friend is a trap and lusts for his cock for no specified reason" trope.
>A boy falls in love with a girl.
>Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number.
>Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
>But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression.
>After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with.
>In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
>Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves.
>While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
I don't know, but THANK YOU for posting this.
Maybe it was just the trend in Japan right now. Maybe it's what's behind the declining birth rates over there, I don't fucking know.
But when I grew up watching harem shit, and thinking things like "Girls are magic" or "Girls are scary" or whatever the harem member was trying to teach me, and I saw how stupid and weak men got around girls, I started thinking that pussy was absolutely magical but unattainable.
Now I have to pay child support because of all that overhyped pussy control message.
I wish someone would write an honest harem anime; dude tries to get away with fucking all of his harem, and ends up getting caught cheating on #1 with #2. Or MC gets so powerful and rich that the bitches don't care about sharing his resources, Hugh Hefner style.
But since none of that will happen,
>A LN about a male MC with 1 male wingman, surrounded by girls who are lusting after his cock for lots of good reasons, and he's obsessed over contact with women.
It's just time for the pendulum of overused uncreative themes to swing the other way for a while.
he'd drug their Jap green tea with progesterone to keep them from getting pregnant, or something. Personal touch there.
>Now I have to pay child support because of all that overhyped pussy control message.
Is this pasta or are there people legitimately this stupid? All I know is I'm giggling like a retard at the thought.
I guess less shit. Sure there are good harems but there are mostly shit. If there could be less cute girls foinf cute things as well, that would be great. Too bad anime would die.
>Female MC with 1 female friend is surrounded by boys lusting for her cunt for no specified reason, but he is terrified of physical contact with men
>but he is terrified of physical contact with men
They're just replaced with boring ass LN MCs.
This industry always tends towards some kind of equilibrium of blandness.
Golgo 13 had the right idea. Dude fucks any girl he wants but his universal attractiveness doesn't fucking dominate everyone's interactions with him.
MC is a naive, entirely benign young sailor who has just been made captain of his ship, and is newly engaged to the beautiful waifu. Just as his life seems like it couldn't get any better, His waifu's cousin and rival for her affections and his co-worker, who is jealous of his rise to captain decide to frame him by sending an anonymous letter fingering him as a spy. He is arrested and brought to a prosecutor who is initially sympathetic to him until he finds a letter in his possession that would expose his father as a spy, prompting him to sentence MC to life imprisonment.
During his years in prison, MC meets a fellow prisoner who becomes his close friend. The prisoner educates him in a variety of subjects, helps piece together the truth about the role of his enemies in his imprisonment, and before dying, tells of a treasure of unthinkable magnitude buried on an island. MC manages to escape, and finds the treasure.
He returns to his hometown as the mysterious, brooding, immensely wealthy and highly cultivated rich man. He discovers that his enemies have all become very rich and powerful, and sets about using their own evil pasts and tainted passions to enact an elaborate and cruel revenge on all of them. A complication is that their children are, by and large, genuinely good people who he quickly numbers among his friends.
I'm a lot older. I'm from the pre-internet generation. We didn't have a place to escape to, so we'd pretend to be normals and go out and get laid and shit.
It sucked. Way overrated. The manga I draw nowadays (and will never, ever, show anyone) gets me much harder and the finish is much more intense.
Plus, 2D sex is cheaper, and less work, and doesn't involve all that ugly human interaction.
A crossdressing girl fights along a hero in order to rescue a kingdom from the clutches of an evil wizard. Turns out she's actually the amnesiac princess of the kingdom betrayed by the prince with the wizard she was supposed to marry when she refused his hand in marriage. After making a deal with the wizard, he then double-crossed the wizard with the help of the princess in order for him to regain the throne and be heralded as a hero.
MC attends a school costume ball party, and he meets up with this chick dressed in an Etedli (sexy villainess from a current sentai show) costume where only her lips are visible. She gives him his first kiss, and it was an unforgettable one.
Like in Cinderella, he never sees her again and the only clue to her identity is her full lips and the facts that she's the same age as he is and attends the same school.
Now MC gathers a harem full of full-lipped beauties and he must at least get to first base with every one of them to find out which of them is the one who wore that Etedli costume that fateful night.
>We are now entering the third seasons since the Great Unhareming, and the culling of the genres continues to accelerate. The roster this season includes Free! S8, Cross Ange S5, Free! S7 2nd cour, the spinoff Free! from Heteronormativity, and Yuri no Orgy.
The main character is a middle aged middle-school teacher constantly fighting his ephebophile urges. One day, while staring at a cute girls he notices a meteor is falling from the sky, straight towards his students. He pushes them out of the way and should have died a brutal death. He wakes up in the body of a cutesy, fluffy animal and is contacted by a princess from outer space: he is now a magical girl mascot and must pick and train a team of magical girls from his class to defend Earth. This idea probably sucks as it is, but I've always wanted to read or watch a series with a magical girl mascot as the protagonist.
>male MC with 1 cock is physical contact by girls surrounding for his male friend for no specified reason, but he is terrified of lusting with women
I think that's already been done though, sorry.
Why 1 cock?
Why not 2? And the MC's second cock is jealous that all the girls are lusting after the MC's other cock.
So it challenges the 1st cock to a game, saying "free will is a mistake" and believes that all the girls in the school should be fucked by coercion, manipulation, mind control, and other magic tricks. The main cock believes that it should only be okay to fuck a schoolgirl when it's her idea and will to do so.Thus begins their battle to save humanity
actually more like their quest to harem-ize the whole school
In the last episode,
>cock 2 cucks cock 1's favorite pussy oops
He's always been awkward and had panic attacks, and when he first watches a harem anime, it all makes sense... like he's always had these 6 female voices in his head. A tsundere, a delinquent, a pure maiden, a class president type, etc. all arguing all the time and making him terrified of being a decision maker.
>bunch of guys try to rape her, so each time it happens she just decides to consent at the last possible moment, to avoid mental scars/missing school for courtroom proceedings.
Over the course of the series she trains and becomes really good at fucking, and starts making stronger and stronger opponents cum as fast as possible.
Well, there've been a few yuri manga with that premise, minus the tsundere MC. Just the classic old school yuri bottom ingenue that all the onee-samas like to try to shove things into.
>harems shits are now illegal
>yuri and yaoi raped the market
It would be the age of the age of the Great Gay
>regular haremshit is just replaced with homo-haremshit
You can't win.
What about that exact premise...but from the friend's PoV.
Harems ARE loosing alot of cash.
If ever, this law would force their artists and writers to try harder and produce better works that can be sold in the global market
I kind of want this now.
A boy plays Texas Hold'Em and wins every time because he actually believes in the souls of the cards. Billionaire rival wants his cards because he's never lost poker before until he met MC.
Also, the cards are all bitches who want the MC's dick.
Harem genre was tired back in the days of the original EVA and Tenchi Muyo kind of shit. Why does it even still happen? Studios just trying to do the "Sex sells" formula without any actual sex, just vague implications?
Only To Love Ru, IS, and DxD are having a good sale and they are already started as mangas and LNs with established fanbases.
The rest are scrapping the barrel, and don't get me started on how many harem series are published every single day, all of which die before they could settle down the plot
>Only To Love Ru, IS, and DxD are having a good sale and they are already started as mangas and LNs with established fanbases.
But that only means successful things remain successful and bad things are ignored, which is something that happens across the board on all genres. To say that harems are dying without posting any actual data is tantamount to lazy trolling.
No, it simply means that harem is not a money making machine that idiots make you want to believe. And a law that would illegalize the glorification of this myth would be beneficial to the economy
>No, it simply means that harem is not a money making machine
And yet you 1) Didn't cite sources proving that harem series are losing money 2) named two series that are actually harem and making loads of money.
Why would you want a realistic character anyway? Go outside if you want a slice of real life. Harem MCs are there so beta males can self insert as them. Gary Stu characters are what they want to be. Anime is escaping the reality.
Taking place In a world where magic is as common as cell phones and computers. A young witch named Camilla attends an academy for magic users. Just as she begins to settle down into her new life several students are killed. Claiming responsibility for the deaths is a mysterious man named Ulysses, the last in a long line of witch hunters. Saying that unless the school is shut down for good he will continue to kill. Now Camilla finds herself in the middle of a war that has been raging for the last 500 years and must find out the identity of Ulysses before he can enact his plan that will destroy the world as they know it.
Idea someone helped me come up with in another thread earlier:
>Just like One-Punch Man satirizes the Shounen action tropes, we'd have one that not only has sex with every bitch in his Gakuen... but they all orgasm as soon as he penetrates. (So does he, why not.)
You're new aren't you, newfag?
Here you go:
Ctrl+F and search for your favorite haremshit then count the amount of harems that flop hard
He looks so bored for a guy who has nails in his arms.
You'd probably get the Kyo Kusanagi effect.
He'd probably be given a somewhat bland and rarely present girlfriend so other women and girls can flock around him while provided an excuse never to pick among the clearly better choices among them.
I can imagine them going as far as simply saying his girlfriend exists but is overseas or something so she never needs to appear. Happens all the time with MCs who supposedly have parents who seem to only exist in a separate universe contained just outside the locations frequented in the show.
Also, and you'll love this, I use Kyo particularly because his girlfriend was literally created as a joke around this very subject. He had a lot of female fans, some into yaoi and probably more with wild imaginations. Considering he hung around a Bishonen and Bara type regularly and had friction with another pretty boy type something had to be done to mitigate things.
In fact Iori Yagami was subsequently given a phantom girlfriend by SNK in the same vein. She has never appeared. Ever. He has not mentioned her once. In any of the media.
Then again Iori may have dressed up as a woman at one point named Miss X, so it's possible he's his own girlfriend.