27 is the perfect age for a bitch.
Still young a firm.
Crazy years are behind her (only need to worry about menopause now).
Mature enough where she can follow your dark humor without being a bitch.
She'll put up with your shit because she knows her expiration date is coming up, needs your cock asap.
Yup.. late 20s.. absolutely perfect.
No, but saying anything below that would have gotten the guys some weird looks.
I'm not joking. You can tell from the way that there's some outliers to the right, but not a single one to the left. That probably wasn't even an option.