I need to fill up my monkey folder.
Because she is perfect, anon.
Cute as fuck, short haired and bisexual.
My literal dream woman.
not bisexual, just araragisexual. She wouldn't settle for any other dick.
In the series before Monkey, the primal waifu wars reigned
Fans sought order, but the Phoenix can fly only once it's been molested by its brother
The girl factions fought again and again, as endless seasons wheeled past
Time, obsession of the fans, head-tilting of Shaft and Nishio, all worked upon a certain based Sawashiro. And it became magically delicious. That first egg was named 'Lewdness'.
Rape Monster Koyomi, the father rapist, said: 'with our lewdness, we molest the world.'
Endless bickering caused the egg to hatch. From it was born a sexy monkey! The libido of Monkey was...irrepressible!
Short is the only choice
I was so mad when she suddenly got long hair in second season.
There is an insufficient sample size of dicks to confirm or deny this.
It depends on what monkey you're looking for.
Cute and hug-able monkey is short.
Wild and sexy monkey is medium.
Sporty and athletic monkey is ponytail.
Elegant and regal monkey is long hair down
Twin tail monkey is a
All monkeys are the sexy monkey
Obviously anon, just like all monkeys are cute and sporty.
But the hairstyle accents a particular monkey charm.