Other people can HEAR you jerk off. You think you're not making a sound and keeping your breathing stable? You're wrong. Someone will hear you and notice you're masturbating.
It's much better to lock your office and just do it in there.
Well lady, nobody ever told me that by becoming father i wouldn't have been able to masturbate anymore.
>cum doesn't stain
nigger it doesn't only stain, it cakes the fabric and glues it together and makes it all crusty.
if you're not doing your own laundry then whoever's actually doing it will know.