>expecting small tits on a cartoon show made by asians
I like big tits on fullgrown girls with bodies they make sense on.
But my personal preference is small titties on a slim and petite girl ranging from 15 to 30. Good lord they are the fucking BEST.
>settling for the dollar menu
>when you can enjoy a big mac
What kinky stuff can you do with non existent breast?
>being attracted to genetically inferior flat chested "women"
I bet you think people who post anime reaction images are 2D little girls.
Bit too busty for me.
Pic related, while Sawyer might be my ideal, a girl like the one behind her, Shenhua, is pretty smokin' on her own merits.
that probably means you're too much of a high-test alpha male huh, as expected of someone who browses anime imageboards
Why she's Best Girl, obviously.
Go read Black Lagoon.
I'm tired man the pictures have a small chest at least.
Moderately sized women are the best.
The best breasts belong to your waifu
how do we feel about breast envy
>being attracted to females because you're brain is wired that way
>not re-programming it so you can be free from your instincts and spend your time doing more important things than fapping
Why can't flat chested females accept that their DFC has a charm in of itself. Why do they think that big equals better? It doesn't, both big tits and DFC are good and people who limit themselves to just one side are complete faggots.
By the way, there is such a thing as too big and Elf tits here has clearly gone past the line.
Anon pls. You can like both but still prefer one over the other.
I like cowtits but only if they fit the body, and Chiho's do not fit her body.
They look like hamburgers, very fitting for the show
Yes, it means your brain is functioning normally
pettankos picking a fight like always.
I LOVE HUGE TITS. BIG, MASSIVE, HUMONGOUS MAMMARIES. I WANT TO KNEAD THEM, SQUEEZE THEM, BURROW MY FACE IN THEM. IF SHE CAN SUFFOCATE ME WITH THEM, THEY'RE PERFECT! TITS!
The only circumstance flat board is acceptable is when it's loli. Otherwise kek.
Lolis are objectively inferior to grown women.
>Liking disgusting flat chest
Oppai lolis are the best.
Everything that makes lolis great, and everything that makes grown women great. Truly a miracle of science.
I think flat lolis are okay too though.
Only thing that looks wrong really are grown women that are as flat as a board.
Cowtits needs to go in the same way normalfags needs to go.
Flat is not a shape.
>Only thing that looks wrong really are grown women that are as flat as a board.
I disagree with your opinion.
With a chest like that Mizuki barely counts as a girl.
Flat is justice.
>Flatness is the miracle of the universe
>Loli butt Goddesses everywhere
>Youthful appearance, childbearing hips, sexy and small slender body
>Cutest to hottest semen demon personality
Lolis are objectively superior to cows and hags.
How am I supposed to live knowing I can never hold a pair of soft 2D breasts in my hands, or never smother my face in them, or my dick between them?
DFCfags have it easy, they can just pat their man chests and feel the same thing.
When we get down to brass tacks, all 2D breasts are flat
Cowtits lovers are just in denial about their secret fetish for
the third dimension
Mine is not secret. I like real porn and real women but they don't like me.
That girl looks deformed as hell and she's calling other women inferior.
That reminds me, this needs a 2015 edit.
>all this shit taste
Educate yourselves you horny teenagers
I don't get it. Yeah, when a guy matures from a boy to a man, his fatherly instincts kick in so he finds a good, well developed motherly woman so he can raise the best child possible.
Liking big breasts is natural for humans. Look at the tits on neolithic fertility goddess statuettes for example. For as long as humans have been making art, they've created depictions of women with huge breasts. Perhaps you should wonder why you aren't attracted to big breasts.
That father argument makes no sense by the way. Fathers shouldn't want to fuck their daughters. Lot really shouldn't be an example to be imitated.
Nourin has so many good returns for this
shame it was so underappreciated though,
yes funi sucks arse but lyger and kdfss did a good job
When you hug a big-breasted girl you can experience their softness.
>I care only about superficial stuff and don't understand emotional attachment
Proven for shit taste
What are you suggesting? That big breasts somehow prevent emotional attachment?
the best kinds of tits are the one's of you're waifu anon
how are you not favorizing something superficial such as small breasts? well of course I know you'll say you're not, but then why the opposite? are big breasts just not a preference? they don't have to make or break the potential for love and in now way can they prevent emotional attachement
What do you mean? Being able to have your heart closer to theirs is clearly superior if you want to feel close to her. Meaning, between two persons who are exactly the same save for their breast size, the flat one will make you happier
When ironing boards get emotions
the full version
Where did I say that's the only thing needed of a woman? And why wouldn't you want a girl with a soft and ample bosom?
Hugging a soft girl will provide a better experience. And your point is irrelevant since you won't have problems hugging a girl with large breasts unless they're the size of beach balls.
What the fuck does having your heart closer to hers even mean to you? Why would you care so much about that?
It's not a literal love machine or whatever you think it is. It's just a organ that pumps blood. You don't need to literally be closer to it.
I like sexy and cute girls with dfc the most, actually.
>Hugging a soft girl will provide a better experience
>accepting being far from their heart just so you can be squished against tumurous lumps of useless fat
Confirmed for horny 12yo
>help guys I don't understand emotion
>Not plundering both DFC and DCT
Why be good when you can be GREAT?
Indeed. That's another big advantage of large breasts.
>b-but the heart is cloer
>p-please accept my infantile metaphors as arguments for the superiority of flat chests
don't worry, one day you'll grow up and realize there's more to love than ''hearts''
You're the one that doesn't understand emotion.
When people say closer to their heart they don't mean it literally, you fucking autist.
Jesus fuck, what the hell do you think someone is talking about when they use the expression "Get inside of someone's head" then?
>I guess that love can never develop between the two of you.
>i'm literally so out of arguments I have to resort to a huge strawman
An inferior in all ways physical attribute doesn't mean love cannot develop
Fuck I'm still laughing about you actually taking it seriously.
I know autism is just a word thrown around with little meaning anymore, but you're really taking a idiom literally. I'm probably going to blow your mind here, but it's safe to go outside when someone says it's raining cats and dogs.
>completely missing the point
Of course, if I love someone and she gets big breasts, I wouldn't stop loving her just for that. Who would? People pretty much never leave someone if they get cancer for example, so why should it be different for those tumors?
I fucking hate DFC retards just because they're so obnoxious, and the majority of them like DFC ironically just so they can be part of "le epic /a/ culture"
There's nothing wrong with big breasts. DFC on loli is different, but DFC on a teenaged girl is fucking retarded.
Think you replied to the wrong person there m8.
>breasts are tumors
And that's not what you were arguing at all. You were saying that large breasts are inferior because you need to literally, physically be close to a girls heart.
>taking a idiom literally.
>wanting to be close to the one you love means that you took the idiom literally
So how is it to have no emotions of your own and to only base those discussions on what other people have said about love?
This has got to be a troll.
Breasts are not preventing you from being close to the one you love at all.
Unless all you love is her heart, and not her, being physically closer to her heart has no meaning whatsoever.
>DFC on a teenaged girl is fucking retarded
I disagree. There's nothing wrong with small breasted or flat teenage girls.
>I fucking hate DFC retards just because they're so obnoxious
I never in my life expected to read this sentence. This goes way further than the pot calling the kettle black. Just look at this thread
I just don't see the point.
Oh, you mean like every underage retard in this thread screaming "COWTITS LOVERS BTFO XD UR CLOSER TO HER HEART WITH DFC"
Are you joking? This happens almost every fucking time it's brought up. You have a bunch of newfags not realizing that the obsession with DFC is largely ironic purposefully trying to start shitposting contests with cowtits lovers.
You're delusional if you think most don't actually love dfc. Majority of the board are into loli and tomboys. DFC is merely reinforced by board culture, and keeping it up isn't done ironically when it's one of the things used to make /a/ as /a/.
>Not loving dfc on non-loli
I'd say that a dick getting enveloped by a pair of large breasts is preferable to it getting rubbed on a flat chest.
Most appreciate it, but don't fucking obsess over it. I like DFC, I like cowtits. It's seen as a joke to newfags, a way to fit in. Actual anons realize that it doesn't really matter, and it's all a matter of preference.
Man the SK girls are all so deliciously soft looking. Well except for Daidouji but she's delicious in her own way.
Whatever. If you want to really be romantic then you should rip your hearts out and put them next to each other so it makes the symbol for heart, just like you said then, and so everything can be nice and literal just like you like it.
Normally, I'd say it goes both ways, but yeah, DFCfags are being especially obxonious in this thread. There's next to nothing from cowtit fans.
>Cowtitsfags are mad that their side gets called out and associated with no rmalfags when they have legit no rmalfags who hates and trolls on loli and dfc
ITT: denial snd butthurt.
>not liking breasts in all of their shapes and forms
Is like you aren't human
Maybe I misspoke. Cowtitsfags don't make fucking threads saying "LOLOLO DISGUSTING PEDO DFC" or anything like that. Retards latch onto the DFC label as an excuse to shitpost and pretend they're special snowflakes with perfect taste.
Only an estimate. I could go smaller or larger if the artist made it look good.
They sure do post exactly that in the loli threads though. And the tomboy threads. Which I think is worse since this thread probably only exists due to it being the week between seasons
This is less human than Nyaruko's other form
the loli one
My point is as long as breasts fit the character they're good
There are some characters that would look like crap with flat chest and there are characters that would look like crap with huge knockers
Also, I can't understand how some people can hate a certain type of breasts
Anti-loli and titsfags do though, they are less in numbers thus aren't as vocal. But that's only natural around here for obvious reasons.
Do you seriously believe that? Hate is usually directed at normalfags anyways, so why are you this riled up about it?
When did I say I hate it? I just said DFC should stay on loli.
Tomboy threads are about ten times worse, then. There was one maybe a week ago full of idiots trying to get the email of some attention whore 3DPD.
I'm not saying I don't see the point of liking it, because I do, but I don't understand why a grown teenage girl should have a cutting board chest.
The OP, for one. And then things were civil before they came full force after about 150 posts.
And yeah, the OP is pretty important, guy made an entire thread just to rile up cowtitfags.
Go big or go home.
>When did I say I hate it?
>> but DFC on a teenaged girl is fucking retarded
That's a pretty hate filled comment.
Where the hell did you growup/live where highschool girls were titmonsters? Sure as fuck didn't happen to me.
Oh, so you're admitting you're just reading what you want to read so you can act like a victim. Cool.
I'm not saying they need to be titmonsters, they just need to have something.
If big tits are the best, then why are flat loli doujins love?
I think pretty much none here really hates a certain type of breasts (so long as they are within human limits of course - for example, this guy >>123336213 claims to dislike flat chest on teenagers since it seems unrealistic) but rather the fight is mostly because people cannot stand other people having a different preference
>not basically average
Anyways I've got a bit a preference for the larger end of the spectrum, but basically anything that's not to extremely at either end's good in my book.
It's moreso that people with differing tastes are obnoxious cuntholes when sitting behind a keyboard, regardless of topic.
How the fuck can one not get angry when 'pedo pedo pedo' is fucking thrown at you regularly?
Not him, but if you take OP as a bait topic, then how people react will determine the quality and type of poster behind their reactions. For 1st third of the thread, many act in the same way as OP but as a cowtitsfags instead of a DFCfag. It's no different, really. To be above OP, most have to not play the same game.
I think that any type of loli doujin is fine if it's drawn by Noise
>but I don't understand why a grown teenage girl should have a cutting board chest
It's not like it doesn't happen in real life, especially for girls who do sports. And for 2D it's a preference for the person designing the character. If they want a high school girl with DFC or one with G-cup tits then they have the freedom to do so based on what they like. Nothing wrong with mixing things up every now and then.
This one's my favorite. Although the island one was my favorite for a while.
It's not the best coloring, but it's still nice.
>not liking both
Do you happen to be into bestiality?
I was trying to fap and now I'm laughing! Why you do this Noise
Nah I like both. Just posting some flat.
For me, It all really depends on how cute she is
And so the dust settles on yet another battle of the chests, as our opponents once again shake hands and agree that in truth, both have their qualities.
DFC and cowtits are all the same to me. I just love boobies in general
let us just fap in harmony
something is probably wrong with me but I like both slightly shorter girls with huge racks like in McMaou and also lolis and tall amazons with flat chests. I suppose also average girls with average chests too.
It's hard to describe but I hate breasts that are wrong but when they're right I know
Good butts don't leave for much variety aside from size.
That being said, ass threads are usually not my taste since they're filled with pics of asses that look like overgrown tumors.
I like the girl with large breasts and girl with small breasts arguing trope more than anything anymore.
What was that erabe anime with the fake-tits silicone hooter girl arguing in an insult contest with a flat chested monotone strange voice girl? I was erect the entire time.
>everything in moderation
If the moderation WORKED instead of doing it
then there'd be a lot less problems.
In any case, acceptable breast sizes are different depending on the girl. Some look better with a flat chest, others look better with huge knockers. It's not a "one size fits all" scenario.
Something tells me you'd like Prisma Ilya.
Liking big tits is such an elementary-tier fetish that puts you on the same playing field as a normalfag who only like big tits and big asses. You are what you hate.
I'm still so fucking angry that she didn't get dicked
I AM BUTTMAD ANGRY
>tfw Vol. 2 was shit and it's been cancelled forever
Hilariously, Emi's tits grow and shrink depending on the scene :p She shown to have anywhere from a B to A, varying between episodes
Chi's on the other hand, they mostly stay Dx2 or larger
thats only because you have a real world constraint set on bodyfat % and boob sizes beyond a certain proportion
generally anime girls retain a 70% hip/waist and so their giant boobs might as well be a mutation that looks awkward, perfectly natural response
Yes. But apart from her amazing tits, I also love her for intelligence and personality. She's got a cute face too.
She's a 10/10 by default and a 20/10 when expanded
hell yes, the contrast of huge boobies on a skinny frame is brilliant