Snakeis not allowed.
>Worst girl is not allowed.
How can you have a monkey thread without monkey?
Is this a thread for Monkey to call her own?
Dumping Snake because Monkeyfags are obnoxious bastards.
What is your favorite version of Snake?
Why have we been having daily Bakemonogatari girls threads for like the last 3 weeks?
Can't argue with that.
What the hell, /a/? Only short haired monkey allowed.
Thank you for the formal invitation, commencing best girl dump
Do you think the hair would get in the way while
Best of both worlds of course
Someone evil turned good, someone good turned evil
Kaiki was never evil, snake was never good.
There was no turning, just revealing.
Nadeko's personality as a god contrasts well against Kaiki. Same reason Nadeko fits well with Monkey when she's human, with or without the cute act. Shame most people don't see what a great pair the two are.
That's because Kaiki is based and even snake can't ruin him with her presence.
It's always the Monkeyfags starting this shit. Well I guess it makes sense that they feel insecure with Monkey being second worst girl and all
true, I wouldn't have such an issue with Monkeyfags if they would just play nice
This is literally a monkey thread.
Why do snakefags try to play the victim so much like snake?
Highly contrasting personalities highlight the best aspects of each other.
You called our waifu shit, you should know that in any language that's a declaration of war
silly anon, every thread is a snake thread
So one's a shit and the other is perfection?
Monkeyfags don't need to see snake to know how perfect monkey is though.
A Monkey thread that started with OP claiming, incorrectly, that Snake is worst girl.
Monkey's not that bad. Doll is second worst girl.
I want the ironic snakeposting to stop.
Or to at at least start being less ironic.
Monkey's an everything fag.
I don't think much is off-limits to her.
irony is that monkeyfags started this thread
Reminder that spats make skirts this short possible.
I dunno who this slut is but she sure as hell isn't my monkey
How can monkey be best girl is Hanamonogatari is the worst series?
Checkmate Monkey fuckers.
she was drunk she didn't know what she was doing
I'm not even a snakefag, I'm a
snailfag.But what were you expecting with such obvious bait in the OP?
Cat and Crabare the worst gataris, but monkeyfags are by far the worst part of the fanbase.
It would be nice if we could have threads without people shitting on the other girls, but it doesn't seem possible.
She is pure sex wrapped up in an innocent package with a wild, crazy filling.
Snail is great too
>I think Cat and Crab are the worst gataris
I would've put white cat as the worst too.
Why is it wrong to call snake worst girl when she's clearly worst girl?
Good taste. Snail is second best girl, or at least tied for it with Bat.
The outside is innocent. Not what's under the wrapper.
but I'd love to get her drunk
Yes, I said worst girl.
Monkey would be best girl.
Try and keep up.
You lolicon faggot who only think with your dicks are annoying.
well at least we're able to think, you'd have to be braindead to love monkey
All loligataris are love, including the Doll.
I don't think wanting to plow anything under 4' with no boobs and disregarding everything else counts as thinking.
If you did think you'd see monkey has the best personality.
Tied with snail.
>Monkeyfag accusing others of thinking with their dicks
Now I've seen everything.
They are both the best personality wise but I prefer monkey's physique and character design.
Top two though.
Reminder that if you are attracted to Snail you're an hebephile like the Snakefriends too, since Araragi comments on her having tits that are pretty developed for her age.
these snakefags make me depressed
I came for a nice happy monkey thread and all this shit posting
>Tied with snail.
Please do not associate someone as great and wonderful as Snail with a cardboard cutout whose entire 'personality' consists of "lulz, I'm a perverted lesbian that wants dick" and exists solely to provide fanservice.
Yes. It's the one time you can trust them.
it's your own fault for starting the thread like that
OP asked for it. Don't complain. This was just a thinly veiled Snake thread all along.
Anyway, I'll post my waifu too. I don't give a fug.
I didnt start the thread
and if snakesfags want a thread they should have made their own, I can guaruntee if a snake thread and a monkey thread was on at the same time there would be 99% less shit posting
>implying any thread is a snakethread
Why would we even do such a thing?
we've been raised to embrace a hostile posting style though
If there was a monkey and a snake thread up at once they would both be dead anon.
Waifu wars is what keeps threads alive during the downtime between discussion and collects monogatarifags.
I wish it wasn't with snake though.
No, there would just be two threads exactly like this one but with the roles reversed in one.
you are a wonderful persona and I hope you will one day raise a family with several lovable children
this isnt true, its happened before and the snake thread died and the monkey thread was shared with devilfags
I would like to give /a/ the benefit of the doubt and say they wouldnt be that autistic but you might be right
thanks for the input
Hair up Nadeko deserves more love.
The truth is more important than reputation.
I don't remember seeing this
At the end of her second arc when she's talking to herself about being the final boss and wanting everyone else to team up to try and stop her when it comes time to kill Ararararagi. It might have been after the credits.
How many sexy 14 year old yandere goddesses are there?
It was in the otori epilogue where snake monologued about how much of a shit she is and who she wants to kill everyone.
Yes, there is bird, but I come here in peace. Snakefags are harmless if unprovoked. Monkeyfags on the other hand love to flood threads with shit about their ape waifu for no reason.
Just post best girl.
You too. There's 350 more posts left in this thread. Be cool about it.
No, that is just snake scapegoating so they can pretend to be victims.
Like accusing monkeyfags of flooding a monkey thread with monkey.
Good fucking job.
>you will never impregnate grown-up Snail and make lots of little Snails with her
The only level to sink to is that of the monkeyfags, and we still have a long way to go until then.
Monkeyfags start wars, we fight them
Monkeyfags used to flood Snake threads... but not anymore. Don't seem they have the manpower anymore, there's not enough of you.
While Snake however seems to have aged like fine wine, we just start getting more and more people who realize how lovely she tastes
Snail was obviously high on some dope that was forced on her by an older man during this time. I move that the charges be dropped.
This. I used to like going into pixiv and then posting pictures of monkey I found there here, but these threads arent even fun any more
no, they stopped because they don't love their waifu enough
Just post your girls. You're doing this to yourselves.
Your're trying to claim a few posts at the end of a dying thread after it was most certainly not a snake thread anymore is equal to this faggorty?
Your victim complex is through the roof.
Well, there's the problem, there's not really anything else to Kanbaru. She's a pervert and she's obsessed with Crab, and that's about it. She's had pretty much no character development since she first appeared.
All in all, she just bores me.
nope wasnt there for that thread, I do think the people that do that with monkey have only recently watched the show
but this is a discussion just posting pictures doesnt amount to much, people want to talk about the series and their waifu not have the thread flooded with shit they dont like
Correct me if i'm wrong
>Monkey admit that Crab is superior than her
>Then, Crab most likely admit that Cat is superior than her
(it shown when Crab terrified if Cat stole her boyfriend)
So, according to author, Cat is best girl right?
I'm talking about the whole "Is it that time again?" thing, with the attached image. I could provide more evidence that monkeyfags are used to invading snake threads, but they already provide it themselves.
I think this Tsun-Tsun reaction is simply how Snake and Monkey would get down to eventually fucking. Everybody just lick each others vaginas and everything is solved.
Monkey also essentially said that Snake was the best girl, >>123989286.
Then there's Bird calling her the cutest thing in the world, and even Shinobu saying she's the second best.
monkeyfags getting BTFO by snakefags
>BTFO in their own thread
>BTFO by worst girl
>BTFO by life
is there anything more pathetic than monkeyfags
See it's okay to be so wrong. You just haven't payed attention at all.
She's a complex character who admires and respects almost everyone she meets but that also leads her to envy and hate them. This duality is always present letting her admire and hate the same person at the same time.
This is probably due to her confidence and self esteem issues because of how her mother raised her.
At the same time she likes to have fun and tease people, she doesn't let the hate she has control her life. That's why the devils paw was so damaging to her and why it forced such profound changes. It's probably what her mother intended but I don't know if I agree with the method.
Regardless at the end of hana she finally managed to let go of her hate for araragi for good and move on with her life.
If we could solve our problems with sex, we would.
I don't see any discussion yet. Just some faggy rivalry between posters on a canadian fingerpainting imageboard.
And one snailfag being a retard.>>123991326
And this is better.
Just going to warn you, Snail doesn't know how to use a computer.
I wonder if Snake still drinks after becoming human again.
2 retarded snailfags
you forgot to count yourself
their isnt any discussion becuase only the most autistic feel the need to jump into this thread, which is why there are more snakeposters than monkey
her dad always gives her some before they start shooting
because she became a god and was therefor technically no longer human
I know. I was thinking about that and wondered if now that she's hiding who she is less she might stop.
She was a god, not human. Gods can drink all they want. It's practically required. I'm more surprised that they got in the line implying she drank beer before becoming a god.
Silly anon, gods are above the law.
That's because she is.
Also watch it you fucker.
After Snail! So close. We'll be sending you a consolation prize.
Snail is the best and also Arararagi's one true love.
Anon, you're doing yourself a disservice by not watching, both because of the quality of the series itself and to clear up your misconception about who is best girl.
Araragi said it himself. He's going to marry her one day. He just can't keep his hands off his future bride.
Yes! But you posted the wrong best girl. So close. We'll be sending you a consolation prize.
I disagree, but respect your opinion as Snail is a high quality girl and in the top three Monogatari girls.
Only after marriage.
yes, we would have very mentally unwell children
OP here, just came back home.
All these mad snakefags are warming my heart.
Keep trying to pretend she's not shit.
They're so cute!
You still get a consolation prize. Thank you for your post.
Please go and stay gone. We are having a great time now and don'T want to start fighting again.
I'm about to watch this series for the first time.
Anything I should keep in mind before watching?
Also, I hear that the story is pretty convoluted. Is there material/a manga I should read before watching the anime?
If that were true you'd make another thread.
You know it would just be a dead thread with sub 50 posts though.
You are free to worship your wonderful waifu and tell everyone how great she is. But that means starting your own thread.
This is monkey territory.
Just be ready for lots of words. Watch it in the order that it aired and you may want to read Kizumonogatari after watching Bakemonogatari. There is an official English translation of it coming out soon if you want to buy it.
They aren't going to leave anon, they have nowhere to go.
Don't be so mean! No gold star for you!
Well, it's an LN. It's not all translated though. I would just start with Bake. Also, watch out for best girl Snail being the best!
I've seen a lot of Snake threads reach bump limit actually. Most of them were used as general discussion for the series though.
Also, posting Episode to break the flow a little. Why aren't there more fujos drooling over him? I don't understand. He has barely any fanart.
Snail is laughing at how small your penis must be right now.
same problem as Ougi, not enough screentime
Most gatari threads do that.
What you don't want to see is a snake thread staying a snake thread.
That's what the monkeyfags were trying to prevent.
I actually think that most of the snakefags only define themselves through opposing monkey. They don't even think that snake is that great but just use her as an excuse to shitpost.
This nigga. Who is he? Why is there so little of him? Is there more of him in the novels?
Everyone is too busy drawing Snail!
Owari too maybe.
That's disgusting. You should wait until he's at least eight.
no, but fucking with monkeyfags makes posting snake feel a lot more rewarding I admit