>get in car
>there's a monkey in your backseat
keep it away from the face - primates see staring as a challenge and will tear it off if being challenged.
Realize I've broken into the wrong car.
I like money, but my car doesn't have a back seat.
I'll fetch Kaiki to get his daughteru
Kaiki had an Eunos Roadster (Miata) though. I keep almost buying one of those, but my car is a MR2.
Except he definitely would. Notice how much money he casually spends on his fancy hotel rooms and meat.
Why do you think he's so poor considering how much money he makes through his scams?
best douijin, but drive comes close
Which member of the Araragi family has the best ahoge?
Why did long-haired araragi look so bad in the anime? Is it because they lengthened his bangs?
I remember that time she had an enormous cock that she jerked off with her monkey hand.
I think you used the word bad when you were supposed to use the word fly.
He doesn't look bad per se but he doesn't look as good as he should. The design is great, but in the anime itself his hair is less textured and looks kind of flat.
True. I think the wig look comes from making his bangs too long and bunched up, though, which they could design around.
It might also be related to the outfit: the long hair looks pretty good in the shirtless portraits here >>124112147
The only male character which manages to pull long hair off in this series is Episode. Araragi looks like a full-blown scenefaggot now. I hate it.
I'm not even talking about his overall appearance, just his hairstyle.
RRgi's long hair looks like shit and it doesn't fit him.
Monkey is cute and all, but, who
>implying ponytail monkey isn't a miracle of the universe.
Shoulder length hair Monkey is the betterest.
Her upset face is a plus.
I don't know about that, shoulder=ponytail>short>long>twintails
How can you put ponytail so low?
It combines the best features of short and long and is sporty as fuck.
We take a moonlit walk through the park during a light rain, since I don't have a care. I shyly hold her bandaged hand, since I don't know if it was burned or what, and tentatively ask if it hurts. Fingers would interlock, and shy, awkward handholding stroll would commence. Would die of adoraboverload at some point during this, but hopefully I last long enough to see her smile. Or at least smirk at how bad i'm fucking the pseudo-date up.
Look at this faggot
It's obviouslly monkey > best >= monkey