>two guys become girls
>first thing they do is make out with each other
This is retarded. No guys would do this.
They'd jerk-off first.
Yes they would because it would take them a very long time to accept that that body was their real body.
This is why trannies do a couple years of cross dressing before they are allowed to start taking hormones and well before any cutting is done.
The first thing they do is check the bodies they have, Why wouldn't they make out?
You do know "faggot" is a pejorative slang term used to denigrate homosexuals, right?
Calling someone a faggot for not wanting to engage in lesbian (homosexual) acts literally makes zero senses.
>Implying people still say faggots to insult homosexuals, and not because the faggot is being a faggot.
Women have a higher chance of getting cancer from being sluts than men.
Pap smears and breast exams just from being sexually active?
Fuck that. Go be delusional faggots somewhere else.
The 3DPD world ain't so nice so who the fuck would want to be a woman.
Good point. Not only has it lost all meaning, people go around saying "newfag" as if you could undo gayness with time spent on /a/. Nobody knows how long you've wasted your life at this, and nobody cares. The only surefire way to identify a cocksucker is when he makes a name for himself.
I would dyke out so hard I would not care if you used to be a guy. A girl who used to be a guy would probably be open to more sex than a typical girl, and that's what I would care about most. Someone who will meet my demands for sex everyday for hours and hours and hours.
I will never understand why /a/ likes yuri so much.
The purpose of the romance genre is to self-insert, but you can't self-insert as a girl. Consequently, yuri often falls flat and is boring.
>The purpose of the romance genre is to self-insert
>is it your first year self-inserting or something
No. I've been self-inserting for a while. It's the reason I enjoy harems, like most of /a/.
But it's wrong to self-insert as a girl in a harem, right? Of course it is.
>not becoming and a girl and getting into a lesbian love triangle
I can self-insert with anyone if I can relate to their situation or their feelings. If a few things are different about that character, then it's like taking an old experience and making it new and interesting.
>secretly have homolust towards your friend but aren't gay enough to fuck him
>become a girl
>you can finally fuck him without feeling guilty or having to shove things up your ass
I can see it happening.
>you can't self insert as a girl
But if people didn't self insert as the girl ntr wouldn't be a thing.
It's not like people self-insert as the guy when they read ntr, right? That would be just sick.
>If he was a girl, I'd totally fuck 'her'.
>Too bad that would never happen, because even if he changed gender, I would still be a dude
>Same thing if it was in reverse. If I changed, he'd still be a dude, so I wouldn't part of it
>mfw we both change at the same time
>take a bad show
>throw yuri in it
why does japan do this?
You do know most of /a/ actually doesn't want to become cute 2d lesbians, no?
I think I speak for everyone here when I say we're only pretending to like yuri, the same why we pretend to like Boku no Pico.
>you can't self-insert as a girl
Did anyone else think this girl is super adorable?
Her understanding at this point of the episode was that, either Yamada and Shiraishi are dating, or her club members aren't taking her beloved club seriously, and are just using the room as a make-out spot.
Just imagine what was going through her head in this scene, she might of been thinking that she'd be fine with either kissing Yamada, and have him cheat on Shiraishi, to be with her, or becoming one of them, forgetting about the supernatural club she wanted, and joining there little 'make-out' club they have going on instead.
Might be looking way to into it, but the more I think about it, the more I think how cute this girl is, I think I could keep watching this show for her alone.
Is everyone in this thread trolling?
I really doubt the majority of /a/ would, if give the chance, throw their entire life away all so they could become a cute 2d lesbian.
What about your friends and family?
>Most men would go back to easy mode the moment they got their period.
Most men wouldn't even notice their periods, or bother cleaning up after themselves.
>More like they'd go "Women bitch, and piss, and moan over THIS? Man up, pussies."
No, that's what they'd say about childbirth.
and then there's this fucking faggot
You're thinking of "Self-Made Man" by Norah Vincent. She spent a year cross dressing as a guy and wrote a book about it. If you're a guy, the book is boring.
>Picking up girls as a guy is hard, they act aloof and you have to jump through flaming hoops to get their attention, and even then they still ignore you.
>Ugly men have it rough.
>Single fathers get treated like pedophiles if they hang around their kids at playgrounds, for some reason.
>If your an attractive girl you don't even need social skills, people just come up and talk to you. Not the case if you're a man.
>this nigger gets it
>Is everyone in this thread trolling?
>I really doubt the majority of /a/ would, if give the chance, throw their entire life away all so they could become a cute 2d lesbian.
>What about your friends and family?
For immature people who have yet to take advantage of what life has to offer, they might consider it. After all, they have nothing to compare to other than observation of their parents and other older people around them. If those lives look shitty, then they may think that is all life is going to be like.
As for older people who have passed puberty, those who are on a path of self-actualization would not like throwing it away to be 2D lesbians. It would be fundamentally against their self-actualization and achievement mindsets in the first place. As for others, those who have unsatisfactory lives or those who have impulsive self-destructive tendencies would. I know of some people with personalities that would, but they are basically manchildren from my perspective.
>why /a/ likes yuri so much.
It doesn't, it's a vocal minority from /u/ making constant "not-general" threads.
We share /u/ mods now so they will never get removed, praise double standards.
>but you can't self-insert as a girl. Consequently, yuri often falls flat and is boring.
Completely true, which is why any male who self inserts as a girl obviously hates their current appearance/self.
Only a failure of the male species with the absolute minimal self esteem, could del/u/de themselves into wanting to be a girl.
It's like the grass is greener on the other side saying, they think their lives could've been better as a female.
>What about your friends and family?
Where's my insane laughter gif when I need it?
This thread is the single WORST shitposting thread I've ever seen
Reminder that a crucial part of womens lives being so easy is that they make sure men don't find out just how easy they are, and women will say and do anything to maintain their illusion of being "oppressed" and having any kind of difficulty.
seriously real money isn't in stupid gimmicky shit. I inherited majoity shares in a company that makes pvc tubing. The demand will never go away, and all i do is shitpost on 4 chan and collect degrees in subjects that interest me.
and pay whores to dress up as my waifu of the season
>fucking with the endocrine system
Look up estrogen dominance and all the possibly fatal side effects of taking birth control. Hormones are not something you want to mess with.
Jokes on you OP, first thing I would do is furiously masturbate and if I knew another guy turned into a girl too then I would make up with her and then go straight to scissoring.
>wanting to become a girl
>wanting to lose your dick
>wanting to become unable to properly have sex with women
>being a flaming faggot who wants a dick inside them
>It doesn't, it's a vocal minority
Which is why in ever single fetish poll /a/ has had since the beginning of time yuri has been in the top 3. I don't think you know what a "vocal minority" actually means.
>purpose of the romance genre is to self-insert
No, because it hardly ever happens.
Now fuck off back to tumblr, nobody here is falling for your stories about how incredibly difficult every moment of a womans life is and men can NEVER understand because they're just so privileged.
>sex feels better on its own
>orgasms are stronger
>can also have an endless amount of them
>get literally everything you want completely for free and no effort
>in spite of this, can still complain that you're life is way harder than a mans and get even MORE free stuff
Yes, good boyim. Keep being happy over being the 2nd class gender. Can't have people wising up to the system!
>it only gets more difficult around the 10th time as your dick starts getting soft
There's a thing called the refractory period. Or do you have some sort of magical superpenis?
>it hardly ever happens
There are plenty of studies on pubmed relating birth control to estrogen dominance, and how estrogen dominance leads to blood clots and other complications.
And you're getting mad at the wrong person for no reason. This has nothing to do with women being oppressed and men being privileged, in fact women are more privileged and hold more power than men in this day and age. Personally I think girls overexaggerating about their periods is just as retarded as you do, but the fact that they can't deal with it for a few days and risk messing with their hormonal balance is even more retarded.
>Now fuck off back to tumblr
You'd fit in better with your irrational tantrums and victim complex.
Whenever I masturbate, after my first orgasm finishes I just stop fapping for 3 seconds and then keep fapping and I can come again within 10 seconds. I always orgasm at least 3-5 times before I get bored
This is suprisingly accurate
Futa on male will always be the best, though
Orgasms last longer than 3 seconds you know. They also come in waves.
So even in the tiny off chance that you both a: have any idea what you're actually saying and b: aren't just making a ton of shit up, it still doesn't change the fact that you completely ignore every other point, that even if it's true it just makes you part of a tiny tiny number of exceptions meaning it has no bearing whatsoever on the difference between men in general and women in general, and of course even being a tiny tiny exception, still don't have it as good as every single woman has by default.
It's not that surprising if you think about it. Males are programmed to respond to visual stimulii. The erect penis is one. We react when seeing an erect penis. Especially one in proximity to the female form (basicly nature tells us to get horny and outfuck the other male)
It's actually pic related.
being attractive is not a huge bonus to men. Being rich is what puts men above others.
The whole debate on whether being a girl or guy is easier is inherently flawed as all women gravitate towards an average life while men fly all over the place based on their wealth.
If you are a poor virgin neet living in an apartment off autismbux then yes your life probably sucks ass and you would be better off as a woman, hence the obsession on /a/ with genderbending.
You can be poor and make people think you're rich as fuck.
Just don't let them ever go to your place, get a nice hairstyle, nice clothes, go into stores to try out their top perfumes before going to places etc.
>Orgasms last longer than 3 seconds you know. They also come in waves.
where did I say anything about the length of orgasms? I said "after the orgasm finishes"
>you completely ignore every other point
yes? I'm not arguing about man vs woman, just saying only women can orgasm in quick repetition is false
It's all about powa. No one want them uggly shank tranny. No one wants to fuck dem guys up, they wanna fuck dem bitch up, assertion of power. Guys don't think nothing other than, if it has the face of a bitch, the hips of a bitch and the breasts of a bitch and the voice of a bitch then fuck that bitch!!
>make people think you're rich as fuck.
Which doesn't change anything. You are still poor. Pretending to have power won't help you pay bills or change your living situation or improve really anything. The only bonus it might give is you could master PUA and fuck dumb shallow bitches and probably acquire an STD in the process. Wow it's literally nothing.
>implying the dog is mine
>implying you have ever done a barbeque naked innawoods
>implying you can react faster than wild dogs when they jump from the bush while you're trying to remove hot coal from your dick
>implying you know how to chop the dogs up and eat them after this
How much is considered "rich"? I make 110k and haven't really gotten into the dating scene yet. Do I have an advantage? Or is that not "rich" enough for the purposes of this discussion?
This chart implies being rich is a quality people are just born with and automatically have for the rest of their lives. Not only is that wrong besides a small number of rich kids, but if you have to work for something then it's not even a fucking "advantage" in the first place.
Real chart would go like
>men who are born super rich
And even then, men still generally have to be born with naturally good height and face AND work out a ton just to be attractive, while women just need to not have a deformed face, and not constantly stuff their faces with unhealthy food. Being a woman is the ultimate easy mode.
And again with ignoring almost every point in my posts and acting like I only made one.
Even if you're 1 of a tiny number of exceptions that doesn't mean anything in regards to men and women as wholes. Some men are born with gynecomastia, that doesn't mean you need to get defensive and claim somebody is wrong when they claim only women have breasts.
Well you have an advantage over men who make significantly less money. But you still have to be confidant, assertive, smooth, initiate everything, keep the woman constantly entertained and happy, and pay for everything.
So you don't have any advantage over women.