If you had infinite tons of money, what anime projects would you finance?
A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
I notice that a lot of Japanese animes have an element of things being summoned by kids to do battles. So Marvel Disk Wars, Pokemon, Digimon, Beyblade, Yu Gi Oh, etc. And I notice Japan is lacking in cultural sensitivity. So I invented a new anime idea.
The anime is called "Trigger Nigger" (ãƒˆãƒªã‚¬ãƒ¼ãƒ‹ã‚¬ãƒ¼ [TorigÄnigÄ]), and it is about a Japanese school boy called Luther, who on his 6th birthday gets gifted a G.A.T (Gun of African Teleportation). This revolver like device contains six chambers, each chamber can hold a 'BULIT' (Black Undead Low-calibre Instantaneous Teleporter). These BULITs contain the spirits of black people throughout time and space. They may just be common ones, like Tyrone who lives in Atlanta or Bongani the Zulu. But the powerful ones that the protagonists seek are famous ones like Steve Urkel, DMX, Malcolm X, Precious, Al Jolson, Queen Latifah, Trayvon Martin, Oprah Winfrey, Tupac, Biggie, Benjamin Sisko etc.
The main arc follows Luther and his friends as Luther tries to become the ultimate Triggermeister. In this it's sort of like Pokemon, with Luther acquiring new BULITs and battling other Triggermeisters. The primary antagonist is Nathaniel Ahmed Alan Charles Paton (also known as NaAcP). His goal is to amass all the BULITs in the world, and trigger them at once, completely destroying mankind with the equivalent of a billion LA Riots all over the world. Luther and his pals will confront NaAcP frequently, as the series progresses.
The opening theme is New Slaves by Kanye West, but covered by SNSD.
The closing theme is Missing You by Sean "Puff Daddy" Combs.
Anyway, any ideas for how I could tweak it? Any suggestions to improve it? I reckon it could be the best shonen anime, as it mixes the great music of hip hop, with fascinating black culture, and with the always popular 'monster battler' format of show.
Lucifer and Biscuit Hammer
Karate Shokoushi Kohinata Minoru
Is Reirokan Still Alive
Carnival Phantasm S2
Welcome to the El Palacio
Fuuka. Just so I can watch /a/ descend even further into insanity.
Make anime adaptions of popular h-games that actually have good over-all animation, fluid non-shaky cam sex scenes, and last for more than 2-3 episodes per series. (and they are un-censored by default)
you'd effectively destroy the medium for something that doesn't need an adaption at all?
why do you hate anime?
Houkago Play anime
I'd say Kill Me Baby S2, but I don't need to be rich to finance that
MonMus anime once it gets enough chapters to make at least 26 episodes
Space Dandy S3
fuck you all I loved it
I'd pay Nihei to draw me a fifty page doujin of Killy and Cibo fucking like crazy in almost all of her different bodies, best background art in doujin history
A Vocaloid animu where Miku is a total slut
To Aru Majutsu no Index III
To Aru Majutsu no Index - World War III - Movie 1
To Aru Majutsu no Index - World War III - Movie 2
To Aru Majutsu no Index - World War III - Movie 3
New Testament - To Aru Majutsu no Index
New Testament - To Aru Majutsu no Index II
Tenchi Muyo OVAs until Kajishima runs out of ideas
Kyoukai Senjou no Horizon full adaptation and LN translations
Baccano! full adaptation and LN translations
Nana to Kaoru animation
Probably more, but that's all I can think of.
5 more seasons of Boku no Pico
Animate every trap manga
Animate every MILF manga
Toukyo Ghoul so it would finally be a good anime according to the manga and not just trash as is is right now
When I was in the rainforest and hadn't fapped for 2 weeks my sexual frustration made me genuinely sad that I will never have money to finance my ideal version of Bible Black.
I'd eradicate all brother/sister from anime and bring a glorious era of father/daughter
Too bad for you, because I also have a time machine, so I went back in time and killed you before you killed me.
all of Spice and Wold, made by Shaft
I need Holo headtilt in my life
Aim for the Top 3 OVA, or a 50 episode Nausicaa TV show. But Khara already has infinite money and they aren't doing this
Build Tiger: The Animated Series
I would take over the anime industry and have everything released in dub version.
Screw you. Screw you all.
Saint seiya G by sunrise
Sono hanabira anime series by Shaft
Kingdom hearts BBS movies by ufotable
Angel notes by KyoAni
Onani Master Kurosawa by madhouse
Make a proper Air Gear adaptation with the OVA budget in each episode.
I'd buy out all the studios and then produce a season full of mediocre moeshit, followed by one full of mediocre DEEPshit, then yuri, etc., until I've gone through every genre and everyone has realized that "get rid of my least favorite type of anime" doesn't help the industry.
Give Charlie Kaufman all the money he needs.
Finally do a proper adaptation of Berserk, true to the manga no CGI shit or at least no crappy CGI shit. Maybe that would finally motivate Miura to get off his ass.
Not giving it to poor Brendon
I would fund them all obviously, and pay people to filter through them for me to find the ones that turned out the best.
Answers are always silly when infinite comes into play
Samurai Flamenco Seasons 2-infinity plus OVAs, merch, western releases, etc.
Hero will never give up ;_;
Post-singularity scifi setting, in space. With crazy AIs in control of small-moon-sized spaceships, FTL and an energy budget that makes matter synthesis trivial.
Humans still exist, but they're heavily augmented and yet they are little more than an ant farm so the AIs don't go totally bored.
There generally is no real threat to them, but while they are extremely powerful they're not omnipresent, so they still have to move their asses to manage the less advanced species in the galaxy with a guiding hand.
- no highschool
- every character is unique (heavily altered and individualized human physiology)
- everything is done in excess. why have elevators in a spaceship if you can just move your entire apartment around or can be in several places at once. also, who needs holograms if you can assemble a remote body from atoms on demand?
- the ships have intricate, highly impractical designs held together by forcefields. like low-gravity floating forests with the atmosphere only held in by a field, with excellent view towards space
- trippy scenes whenever someone views things with a far wider spectrum than visible light
Good writers are important too, but even if the story turns out to be boring, it still should make redline look like a child squiggling with crayons on sandwich paper.
Basically, a Culture adaption, but with less hedonistic humans and more technology, fuck yeah.
>I'd pay Nihei to draw me a fifty page doujin of Killy and Cibo fucking like crazy in almost all of her different bodies, best background art in doujin history
A man of exquisite taste right here.
Madoka Magica S2
Angel Beats remake with more episodes
Sora no Woto movie. Maybe another season is too much. Movie explaining a few things like the past of Filicia, Rio and the Elvetia Witch or what is the angel.