Rei is the best and Anno has been doing damage control since the late nineties because he couldn't deal with Rei's superiority.
You now realize Anno is that kid in your class that got beat fair and square, and keeps calling for continuous rematches where he gives himself ridiculous handicaps because he can't stand losing.
You asked for it, nigga. It's Stupid Sexy Shinji time. Ain't need no Kaworu. Just best waifu.
This is probably what Asuka makes him wear every night before she fucks him.
I'd make him wear it, too.
Or maybe the Nadia circus outfit.