Snake > Snail > Cat > Bee > Bat > Monkey > Phoenix > literal shit > Crab
Already a monogatari thread but I guess a waifu thread is cool.
I love hachikuji and shinobu.
She's cute, her demeanor is simultaneously gratifying and insulting, and she's sharp as a tack. Her design is nice (when her hair is long, at least) and she's got solid flaws while having good strengths.
If that makes me have shit taste for liking her, then I'll continue enjoying my shit taste, thanks.
Only two lolis I like in all of anime though. Doesn't make me a lolicon senpai.
I like her since she appeared with Nadeko during Otorimonogatari.
Crab > Bat > Monkey > Bee > Snail > Cat > Phoenix > Literal Shit > Snake
Not even doing this to spite OP it's just the truth.
I am going to hell for this. Eventually.
Bat = Cat = Monkey > Bee = Snail = Doll (doll is kind of soulless but charming anyway, like a... doll) > Bird > Salesman at Mister Donut > That empty train > that pile of turd > Crab > Snake
Cat, Bat, Kaiki
Monkey, Crab, Darkness(so far)
Doll, Kagenui, Izuko
Snake, Math(so far)
Crab. bat and kaiki
>not sure if best or high tier
cat and monkey
>alright I guess tier
Great taste but you forgot snail.
Can somebody enlighten me about bat and Araragi? I know that bat drinking his blood means he still keeps some of his vampire powers, but does she need his blood to actually survive? Could she drink anyone's blood or does it have to be his?
Or could she live off donuts now?
Shit taste OP. Snake's arc was downwards into the depths of shit throughout the series until Kaiki saved her.
>Kaiki 'Does nothing wrong' Deishuu tier
Bat, Crab, Snail, Bee & Bird
Doll, Ghost, Monkey
>annoying knowall titcow tier
also good taste
>nipples in the BD
Based on the previous BDs, the answer is probably no. There was just a suggestion of bat nipple in Nisemonogatari (you know, THAT episode), and there was the crab navel in the first series that some people thought was a nipple, but I don't think there have been any others.
Tell me about these two, oikura do they like eachother?
What are animal names for Ougi and Sodachi? What about that monkey's dead friend?
One of the Fire Sisters is actually top tier, I've learned from a few threads ago.
I guess I can do this under the new rules.
Hopefully in a few more threads you will learn they are both great.
2. Bat, Crab Monkey
3. Ougi, Doll
4. Bee, Bird
5. Cat, Snake
Tsukihi thread. Whenever there's a new x monogatari thread I always begin to like the said character.
But Shinobu will always be the cream of the crop among them all to me. Maybe Snek and crab as a very close second.
No. I watched the anime but because of the pacing I rarely have time to appreciate the characters.
For example, there's Hitagi End but after that she barely has screen time again for the rest of a season, and so she's ultimately left unappreciated.
I hope you see what I'm trying to say here. So whenever anons post images of characters I just remember fond memories of them.
Not as if I'm waifu-ing them right?
She's great but she doesn't appear that much any more.
Wouldn't mind a story from her pov.
Objectively the best list. Araragi can use his male lead powers to move higher up without knocking any girl down though.
>That's a water droplet
That's one fuckhuge droplet. Plus it's nothing like the rest of the water on her chest.
>It's located too far up
That depends on the foreshortening caused by the perspective.
Also, don't forget that in the TV version this shot was cropped at the bottom - why would there be any need to censor a water droplet?
>two characters is okay but three is too long
>meanwhile there are novel titles out there more than 50 characters long
My taste is objectively better than yours :^)
Can anyone notice any difference between these?
I don't think I've ever seen any nipple throughout the monigatari series. BD or not.
Correct me if I'm wrong though.
Very slight differences, mostly in the transition between shadings on Sodachi's hair. There's also some weird speckles on the upscale that aren't on the 1080p version. The 1080p is slightly sharper, but I doubt you'd notice if the scene was animated.
He fucked it up, this is how it actually looks.
She's not bad, but I like Bat, Snail and Monkey more than her. Definitely needs more screen time, but she doesn't really add enough to the story nowadays for that to be really possible.
Well, this is my subjective list that probably has low correlation with a hypothetical objective list/taste.
Took it again since I noticed so many characters got the same rank due to my indecisiveness.
I agree. There's not nearly enough snekposting.
>100 seconds last 5 minutes
>all of it is one still
As a whole the totally abused saturation everywhere. There were lots of terrible perspective in shots. There was one shot of the moon where it was fucking skewed. Other than that it was average at best.
Why the fuck do people rate Bat so high in their tier lmfao, she's shit tier.
That's just how she wants you to perceive her, anon. Don't fall for her lies.
I really liked Neko White but I wasn't crazy about the ending. I was really hyped for Hanekawa to solve the problem on her own but then Araragi showing up and impaling the tiger kind of ruined that. Particularly because she showed up and helped her without her having to ask, which contradicts one of the central themes of the arc.
The central theme of the series isn't "You can only save yourself, by yourself." The central theme is "Nobody can help you until you're willing to take the first step on your own volition." Hanekawa was willing to accept all the good and bad parts of herself, much like Hitagi was finally willing to accept her good and bad memories; Hanekawa just needed some help from Araragi, and Hitagi needed a little help from Oshino.
Snake = Spooky > Monkey > Crab = Math > Doll = Snail > Bat = Phoenix > Cat > Bee
Oh, wow. Guess I'm stupid. I always thought the central theme is that Bat is best girl.
Angry HanaKana is a miracle of the universe.
>The central theme is "Nobody can help you until you're willing to take the first step on your own volition."
That's what I'm saying. I mean she kinda took the first step with regards to getting Araragi's help, but not nearly to the extent that she did with Black Hanekawa. I'm not trying to imply that it was a bad ending per se. It was an alright ending that had the potential to be amazing, but dropped the ball right at the very end.
I don't think Shinobu is best girl, but I know she's the sexiest.
>desire to knock up your blood related sister
Can't say I blame him.
So Hanamonogatari is last chronologically, right?
I want to obtain Karen's sweaty outfit and then squeeze it so that the sweat is collected in a vessel.
I then ferment her sweat for at least a month. And then I would drink her stale sweat while I stroke myself.
I have to be Araragi tho.
I want to lick Araragi's QUALITY shoes and Oikura's QUALITY feet.
Really, I didn't expect this from Shaft.
This ED is so fucking good.
Damn, forgot this one. Maybe it was because of the cowtits attached to the nipples.
So, if I get this correctly, Sodachi was living in Araragi's house in 6th grade, but within a year he had completely forgotten what she looked like or anything about her?
It seems like a bit too much plot induced stupidity. Did he get hit by a Japanese truck and get plot-related amnesia.
Bat will always be best, but I'm starting to think cat is second best.
But the point is would you link her to that new girl you met who doesn't talk about meeting you in the past at all.
He could remember the girl that stayed in their house for a while but not realize it's the same girl in front of him now.
It seems that she moved away really soon.
He probably just remembered that "a lot of time ago, a strange girl was in my house, kept glaring at us and right after that got away".
Honestly, it would have worked much better if shaft would have given her different haircuts and facial features during the flashback.
Something shabby and very childish at Araragi's house, something less childish but much more shabby during the math fairy part.
My memory isn't great, but I've had this happen countless times:
>Know someone for a bit and then forget them
>When they say hi to me again, I'll remember vaguely that I knew them but not how I knew them
And I never did anything with them like face to face math sessions for an entire month, either.
It's not a matter of making sense, it's a matter of you trying to force an out of place explaination because you like that (and you do that every fucking time).
It could even be that after linking the events he finally remembered what she looked like, we don't know that. There is a scene where one of her younger facial expression and one of her current facial expression got compared to underline the differences, which obviously makes sense if he remembered what she looked like.
But, anyway, who cares, that's not the point.
The point was that it would have WORKED much better if Shaft would have given her very different haircuts and facial features during the flashbacks because in this way both Araragi's point of view and and the fact that he can't identify her every fucking time would have been more understandable. The idea of him failing to identify her even after face to face math sessions for an entire month sounds already pretty stupid, a different visual choice would have somewhat fixed it.
Not Op but Sodachi doesn't have enough screentime, and is a niche heroine who is already broken and only gets some occasional hope so it will be crushed by reality/Nisio. Certainly not for everyone.
Snake is the most enjoyable to have on top.
Guys, hold the phone.
I noticed in episode 4 of owari that someone said at some point that Araragi only met Ougi 3 days ago. But that's not true, they had the conversation about traffic lights in SS. What am I missing? Is Ougi just 2spooky?
>people don't like Crab even after seeing Tsubasa Tiger and Hitagi Crab
Why are there no decent doujins of fucking the pussy out of Nadeko while she is in this outfit. It was laid the fuck by Shinbo out that this was the scene to make countless, obscene doujins of violently ramming her in the cunt.
just came here to say snail=bat=doll>everyone else
>not liking delicious flat chest that literally lets you be closer to their hearts
who called the pleb patrol?
Superb top 3 anon.
A guy helps save semi-monster girls from their troubles and every girl is the most fuckable creature on the planet but he can't fuck them because he settled for worst girl who I'll admit is still pretty fuckable
Sodachi really needs someone to give her a motivation to save herself, unless you just want to add more to her suffering, like Nisio keep doing.
I dunno man, I still consider her placement fairly average. If she was just Black Hanekawa she would be higher, if she was just normal Hanekawa she would be lower... so she ends up just somewhere in the middle.
I just don't know anyone I like more than her though of the list below. Yeah sure Oshino maybe, but it's a close one and I'll give the win to Tsubasa simply because
big fat cat tats
>gothic (because webs -> lace)
>talks with a lisp, embarrassed and prideful when its pointed out
>lives in a mansion with respectable but strict parents
>trickster spirit as an escape from her strict upbringing
How can you not like this
FUck. How the fuck am i supposed to make sense of that. I fall away from the series, and when I come back to it there is so much more and I dont know where to start...and cant remember where I left off.
>thought sodachi was an unsympathetic cunt up until this ep
>am now literally crying
I could relate already with Sodachi after the first episode of riddle, and this episode was probably the heaviest to watch out of all monogatari. I just hope she has some kind of positive perspective ending Lost.
>he thinks snake has a big part in owari
I'd buy anyone who has bird as their #1 a drink desu senpai.
She can either be really good or really shit. She was really good in Tsubasa Tiger, showed us a lot of her emotions underneath her cold exterior and her dialogue was absolutely top tier. Then there's stuff like the car scene where I get it, she's a tsundere and playful around Araragi and it's kind of funny but it gets old fast and just becomes flat out fucking annoying and stupid.
There's also the fact that according to the Araragi's sisters in the Sodachi Lost chapter 014 epilogue,
she wasn't the only one. The Araragis took in quite a few kids from time to time. Araragi is irritated with himself that he may have forgotten several childhood friends like her.
>does cute romantic things occasionally
>will let you commit adultery with other girls, not that you should
>will die for you
>optional tsundere service
10/10 would make copies of the Gettysburg Address with.
Not only did she lose her mojo, the show itself did.
You're alright. Switch places between short hair Senjougahara and long hair Kanbaru and you've got my list.
>this whole scene
She's quickly climbing the ranks.
How come owarimonogatari doesn't have those powerpoint slides that flash? You know the red and the black etc.
are those only in the blurays or something? Because this is the first time I'm watching Monogatari as it airs during broadcast.
>not ranking in order of bantz potential / entertainment value whenever girl shows up in episode
Crab > Snail > Araragi > Bat > Kaiki > Ougi > Munky > Cat > Bee > Phoenix > Math > Doll > Meme > Numachi > Snake > Gaen > Kagenui.
This is the objectively good taste tier list.
appreciate it, you get to chose the drink since I trust you have great taste
There's a good figure to hotglue though
>no Ougi this episode
She's the kind of girl I used to dream about having as a girlfriend at school. Back when my heart hadn't frozen over and I actually has crushes. I would sell my soul to explore a spoopy house with a girl like Ougi.
It's not the same, it's just not the same.
Do you think Nadeko would be into bondage? She says that she didn't really mind the snake that much and that it was less uncomfortable than being touched by another person.
How does Nadeko manage to be both the worst Monogatari whilst also being the sexiest?
She's the purest. All of her problems are the result of developing a fake obsession with someone she knew would never reciprocate, therefore making sure she would stay pure forever.
>She's the kind of girl I used to dream about having as a girlfriend at school. Back when my heart hadn't frozen over and I actually has crushes. I would sell my soul to explore a spoopy house with a girl like Ougi.
I think some kitted died.
Is it ever said what/oikura Tsukihi actually does to help?