How would Tomoko have reacted if he had actually done it?
I want to see Tomoko engage in incest.
Yes. Tomoko gets my dick hard, though, so I hope she wouldn't mind.
Would you introduce Tomoko to your parents?
I want to fuck this slut with some friends.
Only if she shows me her hairy cunt in return.
I want her amazing ass to grind against my dick in these pants.
I'd rather she grind her butt against my face. I want that butthole right against my nose.
Because Tomoko is a terrible person. Only people who are just as bad like her.
Does Tomoko shave any of her body hair?
If they are not girls I'll make them into girls.
the same way she reacts every other time she gets something lewd she thought she wanted(like during the train "rape" scene, or during the redlight district scene) that is, she will freak out and almost cry and ask for forgiveness and promises to never ask for something like that again
Seems to me like she shaves all of it. We've seen her legs and armpits and they have no hair. Looking at this picture, it doesn't seem like she has anything going on down there either. Surprising, considering how little attention she pays to the rest of her appearance.
It would just smell of sweat and filth, anon.
Why is she not a landwhale yet?
She ate all the time
Does she even shower? I never seen her taking a shower in the show ever
Pay more attention. Tomoko is actually hygienic in general.
Is it just me or she looks dead all the time
Yes, it is.
First time I hear anyone saying that, so I guess it's just you. She doesn't look particularly healthy, but "dead" is an exaggeration.
Another proof while I'm at it. I wish people would drop this "she doesn't wash" meme already.
> eyes of a zombies
> face of a dead fish
> frail as corpse
This definition fits her perfectly well. Idk what are you talking about
You KNOW that will never happen thanks to that one mis-translation and the one chapter where she skips her baths to play games all night and proceeds to go to school.
It only takes one negative appearance thing to outweigh all the positive ones.
Not necessarily, she is just curious in this scene.
I'll still keep fighting against this meme, because nobody should believe wrong things about characters I like.
Somewhat, but at the same time it reflects someone who anxiously tries to overcompensate for lack of social skills. Take the school trip chapter and her conversation with Ucchi. Or when she met that seiyuu. Or just about every encounter with Yuu.
To be fair, combing long hair is a bitch, especially when it gets greasy. I had super long hair in high school, and despite making me look like a fedora creep the reason I finally got rid of it was because I was sick of spending 15 minutes combing and de-tangling it every morning.
What kind of sexual activities would Tomoko enjoy?
Do you mean this? Because she dropped it when she almost got caught looking at it, not because she was seeing a dick.
no it literally isn't
even non-penetration masturbation doesn't produce the distinctive fap noise
she isn't slapping her vagina
fap is male only, if you disagree you need to die.
Even if her brother would actually be willing to fuck her, would Tomoko agree?
There's no distinctive fap noise. Sometimes it sounds like skin rubbing (so fap), and sometimes it sounds more like "clack clack" or something like that. Sometimes it doesn't sound like either of these. That doesn't mean that these guys have defective dicks, it just means they have different fapping techniques. It's the same for women.
It's unlikely. Tomoko loves to show off, but when shit gets real, she tends to flee.
Probably not. She was pretty offended when she misunderstood a gift he received and assumed he wanted her to dress up as a sexy santa.
She just sees him as a safe boy to get information out of. Not cum.
>Dad, mom, I have something to tell you.
>This is m-my 2D g-girlfriend T-Tomoko.
>Doesn't she l-look cute on this p-picture i printed?
>She's r-real and I we will n-never break up!
Just run your fingers through it when you shampoo and use conditioner, even the spray conditioner if you don't use normal conditioner. Takes like five minutes to comb.
>haven't cut my hair in four years now
>take care of my hair
>don't blow-dry or anything
I have better hair than all of the girls I know. It's really not that hard.
daily reminder women can't be lonely
Those pics prove nothing except that no matter what you look like, you can always potentially find a partner, whether you're male or female. That doesn't mean you can't be lonely.
they can be "lonely", but they can't actually be lonely in the truest sense of the word. like how they can't understand movies that have themes of brotherhood and honor like "master and commander"
Look here, mate. See pic related. That's fluffy. Tomoko is the opposite of that. She's the Anti-Fluff.
Which doesn't say she isn't fuckable, mind you. Hell, her hair is probably so greasy that rubbing your dick on her head means you're lubricated enough to go balls deep into her asshole.
You may be right, but her hair seem to have a ton of volume, it must feel great to bury your nose in it and caress it with your hands while Tomoko goes to sleep in spaghetti mode.
As I said, those pics don't prove your point, because you can find ugly people of both genders dating people far above their level. For every single man out there, there's also a single woman, and yes, they can be lonely too.
All these pictures really prove is that personality is infinitely more important than appearances. You could literally be the elephant man, but as long as you're extroverted and sociable people will want to be around you. If anything this is made even more apparent by Watamote, where Tomoko is cannon average but no one likes her because she has the personability of a banana slug.
If anything I'm doing the opposite. In anime you get all those depictions of attractive people who are incredibly unsociable being seen as cool and distant, with everyone admiring them but them not realizing it. In real life, no matter how attractive they were, people would just think they're a creep.
>I'll still keep fighting against this meme, because nobody should believe wrong things about characters I like.
I wish you'd stick to shitting up the Berserk threads and leave the others on /a/ alone. Nobody likes you.
This. All being attractive does is make people likely to put up with your bullshit for longer. They're predisposed to liking you more, but eventually the bonus will run out if you're horrible enough. People will eventually catch on to you. They'll put up with it longer, give a bigger benefit of the doubt, but sooner or later if being pretty is all you have going for you then bad behavior will turn away the ones with self preservation instincts. If you lack the motivation and personality to keep people around then there is no hope. And it's not like you can't learn how to socialize with people properly, even real autistic people can learn how to make up for their natural short fallings.
That said, the brain does not stop developing until the age of around 25 and there are a lot of idiots older than 25 out there.
tl;dr nature vs nuture and then some.
>all these pictures really prove that there are plenty of average/handsome people who have low self esteem
That or something might be terribly wrong with me.
I have known plenty of girls with nice personalities that I just could not visualize a future with because their looks do not attract me one bit.
There are a lot of people who for some reason consider themselves above other people and criticism.
Like fanfic writers or pandas.
Long hair really is a bitch. Especially if you have a lot of it. I don't usually bother with combing, because I'm always running late anyways.
t. someone who hasn't cut hair in ~6 years
Nah, you're probably just picky or have a rare type. Just try to keep in mind that everything is relative or some shit like that.
Have fun with life nigga. So long as you don't hinder another person's ability to have fun with life, that's just dickish. Have some jumping spiders!
I'd recommend show first since the manga goes further and it's doubtful season 2 will ever happen (due to poor initial sales).
Dark circles? Get more sleep. Otherwise I've heard it can be a genetic issue as well.
>have bags under my eyes since I was 8
>still no desire to sleep or eat well
Joff is the better term. Can stand for jack-off or jill-off. Some /m/an came up with it last month. I'm in favour because we need more OC lingo on the site, better than importing shit from black Twitter.
>implying that is true
Have you ever tried to socialise and had people just completely ignore you because they didn't like your face/skin color/your voice/etc? I'm pretty sure the answer is no.
Some people are massive stuck ups and will only socialise with the "right" people.
>start of semester socializing event
>try to talk to people
>say "hey, enjoying the party?"
>about a quarter of the people i talk to just look at me and then look away without bothering to respond
But yea it must be me right.
Yeah, unfortunately a lot of 'ugly people' don't realize that because of their social isolation, they also tend to have rather ugly personalities and are unpleasant to interact with.
define "ugly personalities".
I once interned with a bunch of girls who made a point of spending most of their working hours slacking off and complaining loudly about how their boyfriends didn't drive them to work (loud enough that i could hear them several cubicles over).
They also spent a lot of time gossiping about the male employees, stuff like "oh x isn't married yet, maybe he's gay???".
I considered them to have pretty ugly personalities but they were also pretty popular at the company.
>tfw you will never be molested by the lonely girl next door
Tomoko Kuroki falls in love with her brother.
Unable to confess, she is gifted by a deus ex machina with the boy's phone number. That's how she met him. Never minding the strange area code, she immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on her as well.
But, the next day, when Spaghetti girl talks to him for a date, he stands her up. When she
calls him, he tells her that she was the one who stood him up. After some investigation, they find out out that the boy doesn't exist in her universe at all and vice-versa. He is Tomoko's own alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with his own AU self, which is her.
Hijinks ensure as they strike up a deal to give themselves their own darkest, most private secrets in order to equip themselves with the weapons they need to conquer each other's hearts. While they chase one another, DRAMA ensues as they question the NATURE of SPAGHETTI.
Win the tomokobowl
Lose at life
No seriously, whoever ends up with tomoko will end up strangling her. She's a fucking bitch who doesn't want to make an actual effort for anybody.
I have an example saved somewhere, but a fan-translation went something like:
"My clothes are lame, my skin is pale, and I smell."
While the official translation goes like:
"Lames clothes, the skin of someone who never goes outside, and the musk of virginity."
Kind of like how we would feel if a really hot girl started creeping us out with bizarre, /d/ tier fetish requests. Simultaneously alarmed but also titillated, flattered and curious and thus conflicted to the point of pulling a Tomoko.
I didn't know female fatty-feeders existed. She's going to be having some crushing guilt when his health starts to really go.
Not that anon but I've experienced it and It's left me wondering if learned helplessness isn't all that bad in some cases.
What the hell is the context on this? My google-fu returned nothing.
Seems like a miss-wiring of paternal instincts would be a factor, the satisfaction of feeling like you are providing for someone, having your partner in an infantile dynamic would have an appeal for some. What would create that though as far as formative experiences? Having a parent that over-feeds and smother's seems like it could start the cycle rolling. By taking on that role in a partner's life, they distance themselves from it and assume power as the adult who makes "healthy" choices.
Captcha is Eggs . . . Hardy-har.
We tweeted the mangaka our dicks. Or /v/ did, depending on who you ask.
Or maybe it's just a strange combination of sexual fetishism and an empathetic reward.
You ever cook a meal for someone before and they all really enjoy it? There's a sense of satisfaction you can get from that. What kind of people love food more than anyone? Fat people.
Also, athletes, but they eat healthier usually.
She'd call Yuu-chan and asks her to call the police for a loose Incestosaurus Sex.
>you will never share a 15 min break with Tomoko
Aww she fixed her clothes and hair for her Delinquent.
This would trigger Komi's leather belt winged Final Form.
Tomoko then tells her the soccer female coach is also getting the Tomodick.
No, there can only be brotherly love between them
We can't be the only ones with this exact specific fetish rite?
>want to be eaten by Tomoko help
Only a little.
what the hell happened to nemoto? she used to be cute and bubbly, but now she's literally perfect after she had a growth spurt
There's a disturbingly little amount of porn about it, especially Jap stuff.
Seeing this photo, i suddenly am filled with hope, but also the desire to kill myself.
>throw some kinky looks her way
>fools herself into thinking she doesn't like it
>actively pays attention to how Tomoko is acting and who she's looking at
>gets angry when it's not her
She's so jealous and she probably doesn't even realize it.
We've both seen the incest doujins.
>mfw at all the scat doujins
C'mon son, there's only a handful of good watamote ones. The fuck are you doing Japan?
Cool, a Watamote thread.
Oh nevermind, it's filled with /v/ermin.
>The part of /v/ talking about anime is really good.
Not really, most of it is either smug loli shitposting or DBZ shit.
> It's not like all those ahitty console wars and 60/30fps tards.
Don't forget the BLACKED threads.
Who translated this?
This is wrong, she's saying something along the lines of "Not only did everyone care about their indoor wear, but also about their bodies?" referring to 'grooming' in certain areas, which is why in the very next scene she's trying to tend to her own groin with scissors.
I swear, every Tomoko thread feels like a perpetual aristocrats joke. Where everyone tries to outdo each other in ways they would like to violate spaghetti-chan.
God bless you degenerates.
>did not get bothered that dicks were sent to her
Holy shit, why is Japan so based? If it had happened on murrica the people who sent them would have been charged with rape or something.
i noticed this case with myself too, however i have come to realization that they may have "nice" personalities, but not personalities you actually are attracted to, or at least not enough
when an ugly person gets together with a decent or pretty person, they have PERFECT matching personalities, it's not just "this person is nice to me"
Every board is best at discussing any subject other than what it's supposed to.
>Don't forget the BLACKED threads.
I fucking hate how /tv/ thinks /v/ is worse then they are.
>An out of shape anon pretending to be cute anime girl isn't something pretty
But it's a socially maladjusted loser pretending to be a socially maladjusted loser with smaller tits.
Those and Shinka threads. Too bad there's never any around when it's time for me to fap.
Fan scanlations have a tendency to be translated by people that don't really know Japanese.
Unlike with anime subs, it's hard to catch the errors since you have to actively compare the translation to a raw instead of just being in possession of ears.
I just entered to find images like this.
Halloween's over, it's Christmas season, now.
Now this I can use as a seasonal wallpaper.
I want to marry Tomoko and make love to her every night, followed by cuddling to sleep with her as little spoon.
weirdly enough, I don't.
I'd love to adopt her and teach her manners, kind of like a cat.
Most of the time she'd just be a useless shit like usual.
She'd be a catgirl, so naturally she'd occasionally demand belly rubs
and more intimate thingsby awkwardly pawing me.
And in turn I'd dress her up in cute clothes and teach her stuff about boys.
Not really a fan of feet, actually, and the only body part I'd react negatively to if it's the focus of the picture and not in socks, actually.
>You will never kiss, lick and nuzzle Tomoko's stomach
Just kill me bros
how is that called when you shove you face into her belly and blow air onto her skin with your mouth so it bubbles on her skin and she giggles and squirms?
My ex was hilarious when I did that. ;_;
I'm neither an english native, nor versed in weird physical activities.
Might be it though, I think I heard that before.
Have some thighs.
this picture always looks so warm and cuddly.
if tomoko had a
dickwould you enjoy getting fuckedby her more or less?
you be doing the fucking?
I'd rather not, but I guess we can take turns.
I don't have a problem with Tomoko becoming a harem MC so quickly.
I do feel bad for Yuu though.
>What kind of sexual activities would Tomoko enjoy?
Tho oddly enough, you rarely hear about him after she explains to Tomoko that they had a "fight" and she has never introduced him to Tomoko. They are friends, why would she hide him from her?
I hope the /a/ rumor that she is no longer with him is true, I hate that she is labeled a turbo slut.
If there was one thing you could change about tomoko, what would it be?
Female otaku are still fundamentally different from male otaku. So you'd be just as desynchronized.
Tomoko is rocking the otome /fa/shion.
It would be fine to feed her just enough so she gets cute love handles to tug at.
It should all go to her butt anyhow.
What kind of bikini will Deli wear when Tomoko In The Beach Part 2 comes around?
School Swimsuit and complains that she doesn't have anything else.
Watamote official art is super interesting.
Too bad we won't have a S2 to lewd the new girls up too.
I want to pound Tomoko so hard she forgets she's home and cries out loudly enough that her mom can hear her downstairs.
But she doesn't interrupt because she's just happy Tomoko has a boyfriend.
Wasn't it the illustrator who is a girl?
But yeah, /a/ doesn't like to think about swapping all of the genders in watamote back.
I do love how official art gets mistaken for fanart and vice versa.
No one wants to dig things up because it would spoil the manga... if he's even sticking to all of his homosexual exploits at this point.
>look for Watamote doujins
>art is shit
>when the art isn't shit, there's literal shit
I've only gotten 2 good doujins so far
This is the only one that matters. There are maybe, MAYBE, two others. But this is the one you need, and the one Tomoko deserves.
It's like when someone says "It's inspired by a true story."
Who knows what the hell is fact and what is fiction.
Is Tomoko truly a bad person? Would she leave you for someone richer or better looking than you or would she appreciate and cherish you for being the first person to show affection towards her?
She probably wouldn't "cherish" you, but her self esteem is so low that she would probably be scared to leave you.
>is she a bad person
Blame others, hate others, hate yourself.
We love Tomoko.
Kii would be creepy if she weren't so cute.