Explain how Umaru became the queen of /a/
Umaru will always play second fiddle.
By being the greatest character in human history.
Yes. /a/ has transcended 3D.
Umaru is our avatar. The visualization of our collective soul and mind.
>a cute, fit, beautiful, antisocial but intelligent girl that spends her time reading manga, watching anime and playing GEIMUS
>and has the capability to deage on whim
It was inevitable.
>Not scoring 4 touchdowns in one game
Al Bundy for true queen of /a/
I refuse to let a closet hamster to be my queen.
Sasami is superior.
So as a joke, I went to my friend's house while wearing Umaru Doma's red hood with hamster face, white shirt, and spats. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made me feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said, "Of course, Oniichan."
He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his cock, but he instead shouted, "Oh God, UMARU-CHAN!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came while screeching out, "HIMOUTO RAIFU!" His cum tasted like Vanilla Coke and chips.
His semen was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to fuck you now, UMR!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me, "What the fuck is that?" But he looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his cum off my ass, "Oh no... Umaru-tan just sat on her yogurt!"
Pic related. It's me dressed as Umaru.
PEOPLE OF 4CHAN HEAR MY PLEA!
You know I'm the only meme strong enough to remove Pepe once and for all - LEND ME YOUR COLA!(i mean strength but with i need cola)
>queen of /a/
That throne is already taken